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<hr><p align="left"><small>发信人: Unique (独具惠眼), 信区: Oversea <br>
标  题: 我的ps ， 呵呵 <br>
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Wed Oct 10 15:43:57 2001), 转信 <br>
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.  I have <br>
been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more <br>
efficient in the area of heat retention.  I translate ethnic slurs for <br>
Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. <br>
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. <br>
      I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot <br>
bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute <br>
Brownies in twenty minutes.  I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, <br>
and an outlaw in Peru. <br>
       Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly <br>
defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army <br>
ants.  I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject <br>
of numerous documentaries.  When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges <br>
in my yard.  I enjoy urban hang gliding.  On Wednesdays, after school, I <br>
repair electrical appliances free of charge. <br>
        I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. <br>
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.  I <br>
don't perspire.  I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.  I have <br>

been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.  Last summer I <br>
toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration.  I bat <br>
.400.  My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international <br>
botany circles. <br>
     Children trust me. <br>
      I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. <br>
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and <br>
still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.  I know the <br>
exact location of every food item in the supermarket.  I have performed <br>
several covert operations for the CIA.  I sleep once a week; when I do <br>
sleep, I sleep in a chair.  While on vacation in Canada, I successfully <br>
negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.  The <br>
laws of physics do not apply to me. <br>
        I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.  On <br>
weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years <br>
ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.  I have <br>
made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. <br>
 I breed prizewinning clams.  I have won bullfights in San Juan, <br>
cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. <br>
I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have <br>
spoken with Elvis. <br>
        But I have not yet gone to college. <br>

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 呵呵，开了大家一个玩笑，很可惜不是我写的，我还没这么牛！！！ <br>
下面是本文原来的题目： <br>
An Extrordinary College Essay <br>
This was actually an essay written by a college applicant applying to <br>
colleges/universities. The author of this essay, Hugh Gallagher, <br>
now attends NYU <br>
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※ 来源:·飘渺水云间 Freecity.dhs.org·[FROM: Unique] <br>
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