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RSA加密算法的实现 2^1024大的素数实现

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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. 
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" 

"Wrong number," replied the girl. 
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PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" 
TEACHER:" Of course not." 
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework." 
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. 
Student asked: How? 
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! 
The student wrote 5 and stopped. 
teacher: What are you waiting for? 
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5! 
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When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer: 
Phone rings: "Green, green!" 
They answer: "Yellow?" 
They ask: "White?" 
They hang up: "Pink!" 

While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone. 
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? 
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? 
Little Johnny: But I asked first! 
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