fortunes.txt

mips版本的VLC视频服务器

<tooney> qui chantent l'opensource

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<Meuuh> do you actually have soundsticks ?
<xtoph> want to see an image to believe it ?
<Meuuh> then you can debug the soundsticks support

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<Meuuh> gang_bang12.avi
<Meuuh> sound is ok but I don't really care

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<Dnumgis> sounds perfectly normal
<tooney> ah
<Dnumgis> very wrong, but normal in vlc

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*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know
    how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask"
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<[MaDog]> c'è qualcuno ?????????
<Meuuh> read the topic
<[MaDog]> :)
<[MaDog]> xcuse me
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<Xtophe> is there any centralien alive ?
<thedj> i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris

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<thedj> i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;)
<gibalou> their make mess you mean ?

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<alexis> cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy"
<cdemarco> You mean I should call my computer names!?

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<JediMaster> sh-2.03# reboot
<JediMaster> Segmentation fault
<JediMaster> that's not good

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<sam> pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P
<titer> c'est reparti pour 20 min
<gibalou> c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min
<sam> c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min

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<Purge> im going to open a vlc fan club
<Purge> and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users

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<maleki> any girls here with a webcam

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<sam> 16K     ChangeLog-1999
<sam> 96K     ChangeLog-2000
<sam> 168K    ChangeLog-2001
<sam> 304K    ChangeLog-2002
<sam> 488K    ChangeLog-2003
<zorglub> conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de
          commit

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-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 :
          http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz !

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< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout 
                    file/ps:file2.mpg
< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed 
                   timeslice to file2.mpeg
< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg?

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<Golf3r_1> hello
<Golf3r_1> any place where I can get golf videos ?
<E-bola> lol
<E-bola> are u serious?
<Golf3r_1> fuk off
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<Meuuh> and what's the news ?
<nto> Mac OS 10.2 and 10.3 support hopefully
<nto> Win98 maybe
<Meuuh> haven't had any chance to test it ?
<nto> I need to send a new version to a tester
<E-bola> hire him meuuh :P
<Meuuh> E-bola : we already did :p
<E-bola> ahhh
<E-bola> lol

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<Bond470> olas
<Bond470> ;)
<Meuuh> dionoea ?
<Bond470> lisboa
<Bond470> e tu?

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<thedj> lol, fen is a la(i)mer
<thedj> fen [n=laimar@217.167.236.61]

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<E-bola> what is all the fortune.txt stuff?
<E-bola> some internal french joke?
<E-bola> lol
<E-bola> ohh chan quotes
<E-bola> wtf im in it lol

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<zorglub> gibalou: y'a un doc quelque part qui explique un peu plus le format
          real ou fen a fait le demux directement en lisant des dumps / le
          demuxer de mplayer ?
<gibalou> zorglub: la meilleure doc c'est le code de mplayer/xine
<zorglub> c'est bien ce que je craignais :)
<zorglub> j'ai pas regardé xine ceci dit
<zorglub> c'est plus agréable à lire que mplayer
<sam> mouahaha
<sam> non rien.
<zorglub> ah bah si quand même
<bigben> tu veux dire que les variables ont un nom qui reflète ce qu'elles
         font ?
<sam> avoir des noms de variables qu'on peut prononcer nuit fortement à la
      lisibilité car cela détourne l'attention du vrai code, constitué des
      mots-clés du langage et des divers opérateurs
<sam> j'appelle mes variables Illl, lIll, lIlI, IllI, IlII, etc.
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20:47:12 < glspi> can you get rid of the wxwidgets interface and only show the 
                  video somehow?
20:47:17 < zorglub> -I dummy
20:50:10 < glspi> -I didn't work btw, in windows at least
20:52:28 < glspi> i don't see it in interface/general either! ahhh :(
20:58:46 < glspi> ok i thought you were calling ME dummy, not saying use -I 
                  dummy :p
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<Bond631> hi
<Bond631> how to activate hotkeys?
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<Trax``> I think Bond631 found the hotkey for quit

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< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org
< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!!

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* Dnumgis notes that tumu must be one of very few with dsl in their sauna

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<Dnumgis> thedj: gibalou quits officially, or has he just generally
          disappeared?
<sam> he's probably getting married or something even worse :(

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<xtophe> kee-un: you need to slap zorglub
<xtophe> kee-un: oups no i'm telling a lie
<kee-un> xtophe: too late, I slapped him
<kee-un> xtophe: I'm sure he deserved it for something else anyway

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VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

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* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Cache-Control: no-cache
* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-Length: 25
* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: --
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<Meuuh> sam : could you delete FK_ from the access list ?
<sam> sure, why?
<Meuuh> he's now known as feepk
<sam> ah, ok
<sam> I thought he was banned for sending a patch to mplayer
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< Dnumgis> Meuuh: munhoney is writing some fec system based on vlc
< Meuuh> Dnumgis : a fuck system ? I may be interested !
< Dnumgis> Meuuh: still single? :)
< Meuuh> Dnumgis : and always will be
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* kinema loves VideoLAN.
< kinema> and it's developers
< funman> what is your sex ? ( i may be interested )
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< thedj> mmm.
< thedj> (*&$%$!**%!)%#@!*O*%#@!
< thedj> this pisses me of
< dionoea> is that perl ? :)
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<Dnumgis_> xtophe: look at it this way:
<Dnumgis_> solve some bounties involving vlc and earn some extra money
<Dnumgis_> use this money and your natural charm to get a girlfriend
<Dnumgis_> make sure Meuuh sees it
<Dnumgis_> Meuuh would become horribly jealous and try to repeat your trick
           with great vigor and solve all remaining bugs with vlc
<Dnumgis_> and the (vlc)world becomes a better place
<j-b> Dnumgis_: do you have a girlfriend ?
<Dnumgis_> j-b: not at the moment, no
<j-b> Dnumgis_: so why don't you try this technick ?
<Dnumgis_> j-b: I don't live close enough to Meuuh 
<E-bola> thats some good norwegian reasoning
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<Meuuh> of course when using sout-ts-es-id-pid you can't have any stream with
        an id < 16
<Meuuh> so use fake-id=68 or whatever
<Dnumgis> it's illegal to use fake id
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< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D
< j-b> thedj: how old are you ?
< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh 
< thedj> lol
< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D
< thedj> not to DO vlc :D
< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead ..
< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh
< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D
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< j-b> my mother is desperate because she thinks I am gay, because I haven't presented my gfs...
< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling
< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl
< thedj> haha
< thedj> LordRPI: she fears you will turn into a lonely drunk 
< thedj> roaming the city at night looking for a place to stay :D
< tumu> lonely drunk is good
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Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember last time i saw a woman
< funman> :o(
< Meuuh> to good to miss
< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother
< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman
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<olsen_> hi, how can i adjust the brightness?
<Dnumgis> olsen_: usually there is a nob on your monitor
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< Jastr> is there a way to see the rtp stream before it hits darwin?
< Dnumgis> Jastr: the rtp stream is a ninja assasin, you never see it
                 before it hits
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<zigovr3> what is atsc ?
<xtophe> like dvb but in america
<xtophe> with packet measured in inches instead of mm
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13:35 < kwolf_> hello
13:35 < kwolf_> anyone here i can bug? :-)
[ monologue ... noone helps ]
14:01 < kwolf_> anyone?
14:03 < kwolf_> please *whine*
14:04 < kwolf_> i am a girl, i need help :-D
14:06 < Dnumgis> kwolf_: I'm a lonely geek who know your answer, are you good looking?
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< wereHamster> for (i=0;i<10;++i) printf("I'm a girl\n")
< wereHamster> am I a girl now?
< Dnumgis> wereHamster: you definitly need to send me a picture before I belive you :)
< Foxdie> live webcam ftw
< Dnumgis> Foxdie: right, I'll definitly need a live webcam to belive wereHamster is a girl
< Dnumgis> Foxdie: as a matter of fact all streaming related support requests here should be formulated as follows: "I'm a nice looking girl that have problems making my live webcam work"
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<DrkMatter> Working with video and audio coding/decoding is one of the most
            tiresome, confusing experience I've ever had.
<sam> try anal sex next time
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< Bond493> Can anyone refer me to some documents which describe the VLC player internal? I'd 
           like to learn how to write a media player espcially on embedded platform.
< Dnumgis> Bond493: we keep this information secret in order to keep ahead of the competition
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 < pdherbemont> :p j'aimerai bien être un peu plus polard parfois *sigh*
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< DiDjCodt> dionoea: /leave xxx ?
< dionoea> nah. Btw, i have a localised irssi. Using /qui j-b works the same was as /who j-b
< dionoea> really awesome
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< dionoea> w00t! police in the UK are using VLC for forsenic analisys
< dionoea> I'll forward the email later
< dionoea> Police Crime Bureau - Computer Crime Team UK
< xtophe> ah i should remember to wear my vlc tshirt next time i commit a crime
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<spaceman_spiff> si, la 0.9 est utilisable
<spaceman_spiff> ça dépend pour quoi
<spaceman_spiff> pour faire croire à un naïf qu'un dvd est pété par
                 exemple
<spaceman_spiff> "regarde il fait planter mon vlc"
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< funman> {1} Active Tickets (490 matches)
< funman> i disconnect before 500 is reached
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< whyz> were those your fakenicks funman?
< funman> i hit the wrong button sorry
< whyz> :O
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< Mr_Mirsal> ./bootstrap
< StFS> trying that now
< StFS> damn this takes long. :-/
< thresh> good things always take long time
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< Mr_Mirsal> Oh, btw, I request a fortunes.txt update...
< thresh> Mr_Mirsal: commit !
< Mr_Mirsal> thresh: Eh ! I can't.
< thresh> and i don't want to be a developer who only develops fortunes! :)
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<Quovodis> ivoire: ?
<ivoire> Quovodis: sorry
<ivoire> my parents push me out of the computer :(
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VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
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<Meuuh> no one reads my documentation
<Dnumgis> Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out
          dated
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<j-b> You don't have humour ?
<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
          expecting this movie to work
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< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
< alesan> uff
< alesan> see you tomorrow
< alesan> :(
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< dionoea> poor guy ...
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< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin
< j-b> d_anny: suicide
< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ?
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<jkernsjr> guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root
<thresh> vlc -I dummy
<jkernsjr> thanks for calling me dummy
<jkernsjr> makes me feel warm and fuzzy
<thresh> n/p
<Meuuh> sorry, this is already in the fortunes
<jkernsjr> still won't start
<jkernsjr> and now I see dummy is one of the options
<thresh> :)
<jkernsjr> I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry
<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
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< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
< dionoea> kewl :)
< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
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<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
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< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc
< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke
< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI
< sam> because I know you like positive feedback
< ivoire> mouarf
< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback
< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider
< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can
< ivoire> -x+w
< sam> I see homosexuality as positive
< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales
< thedj> LMAO
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< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
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< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
< thedj> that's one way :D
< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
< sam> I saw that
< thresh> wasnt me
< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
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