022.txt

黑客培训教程

     either hide in the building during the day and wait until the janitor
     leaves (know in advance what time that is), or come in later at night and
     either force your way through the door, find an open window, or break a
     window (see Monroe Mindfuck).  If you use the latter method do it a few
     hours or days in advance so you don't get caught if it attracts
     attention.  Be careful not to leave fingerprints -- wear gloves all the
     time if possible.  Once inside make sure the walls will light well by
     placing loose paper or wood around them, or squirting lighter fluid,
     kerosene, or gasoline onto them.  If a lot of burnable boxes are stacked
     in one area spread them around.  Start the fire from the inside of the
     building so it will take longer before it can be seen from the windows. 
     Make sure the fire has a way to travel from one burnable area to another.
     Of course you should wear dark clothes and know exactly where you are
     going when you split.
36.  Get hold of a film to be shown at a school assembly and splice in parts
     of another movie of your own choosing before the assembly.  A little
     imagination on your part will make for an unforgettable day.
37.  Clog up the drains of sinks with clay then turn on the water after
     everyone leaves school.
38.  Teachers often leave gradebooks, conduct sheets, and attendance records
     unguarded.  Take every chance to help yourself.
39.  Put up posters all around the school.  To make them stick permanently use
     Pet evaporated milk for glue.
40.  You could ice-pick tires as a warning -- but make sure you have a total
     enemy before you put sugar in their gas tank.
41.  Start wailing in the halls.
42.  If you can't find any skunks, let chickens loose in the school ... or
     pigeons.
43.  Create the 'WEB OF THREAD' in your classroom.  Have everybody in your
     class bring a spool of thread -- with extras for people who forget.  Tie
     your thread onto something and pass the spools around till you run out,
     winding thread around everything.  (It is best to pick on one of your
     more dullwitted teachers for this one).  Expalin that you did it in the
     name of art.
44.  Carry and pretend to sell oregano rolled in papers and aspirin with the
     name filed off.
45.  Put Calcium Carbide (available in some parts of the country as 'Gopher-
     Go', also available in some hobby and joke shops) in a gelatin capsule
     and flush down a toilet or sink.  Calcium Carbide reacts violently with
     water, quickly producing large amounts of HIGHLY FLAMMABLE gas and
     bursting pipes, etc. as soon as the water dissolves the capsule.
46.  Ride a bicycle down a busy hall.
47.  Save your book reports and essays.  Give them to other students to use
     next year or re-use them yourself with different teachers.
48.  Play with lighting and microphone controls during 'important' assemblies.
49.  Flush things down the toilets (preferably faculty johns) like balloons
     filled with air, baseballs, M80's, huge amounts of toilet paper, etc. 
     Then build an ark.
50.  Start a campaign to have the letter Z appear everywhere as the mark of
     angry students.
51.  You can short-circuit the school's wiring by taking a regular plug with a
     short cord attached.  Connect the 2 wires with a switch between them. 
     Plug it in, turn the switch on, and you've blown a fuse.  Turn it off,
     pull it out, and try another.  You don't have to use the switch, but if
     you don't sometimes the current will arc and weld the plug to the socket.
52.  Set up a fake school and hire away the lousy teachers -- or put up
     notices inviting the entire school to a going away party for a teacher
     who isn't really leaving.
53.  Read the school budget.  Reprint and distribute a list of the stupid
     expenditures.
54.  Take booze to lunch in a thermos and pass it around.
55.  During some important test (SAT/ACT/etc. ) on each subject have some
     student who is good at that subject stand up and read the correct answers
     for as long as possible.  When they're finished or silenced have someone
     else stand up and do the same thing.  The test results will be worthless
     and it will have to be given over at great cost to the school.
56.  Take down the American flag in front of the school and put up one of your
     own.  The best way to do this is to lower the flag that's already up
     replace it with your flag and cut the rope about a foot below where the
     flag is attached.  Then tie a slip knot around the other end of the rope
     that is hanging down to raise the flag.  At this point there is no way
     your flag can be lowered without someone climbing up the flagpole.
57.  Put alarm clocks in various lockers set on 'loudest'.  Set the alarm
     clocks so they will go off about every 10 minutes then close and lock the
     lockers.
58.  Have a group of people march around the school with a flag singing the
     Star Spangled Banner.  If the administration tries to punish you
     telephone your local radio stations and patriotic groups and complain
     that your school is being run by pinkos.
59.  In a class where there is a rule against chewing gum have everyone blow a
     bubble at the same time one day.
60.  Many schools have automatic sprinkler systems which go off automatically
     when sensors in the ceiling feel too much heat.  Find the sensors and
     hold up a match to them.
61.  Persuade the graduating class to use their senior gift money for
     something useful or subversive.
62.  Reprint School Stoppers Textbook in your underground paper or on a
     leaflet or buy bulk copies and pass them around.
63.  Demand that all equipment being stored rather than being used be made
     available to students.
64.  If your school won't have a teacher evaluation make up some forms and do
     it yourself.  Compile the result and publicize them to students, faculty,
     school board, and community.
65.  Use your 'free choice' book reports, term papers, etc. to read
     revolutionary literature and further the political education of you and
     your class.
66.  Have a student lie on the ground.  When a teacher comes scream 'he
     jumped' and point to the roof or third floor window.  Mumble 'Fred dared
     him' or 'Maybe it was LSD.'
67.  Make an address list of disliked adults in your school.  Answer sex ads
     for them -- or order them a few gross items (C.O.D. of course).
68.  Toss handfuls of BB's on the floors of busy halls, assemblies, graduation
     ceremonies, weddings, funerals.
69.  Steal cafeteria trays or plates, burn large holes in them, and turn them
     into the school washer saying 'I guess the food did it'.
70.  Leave phony letters of resignation from teachers or administrators on the
     principal's desk.
71.  Get a small group to always carry screwdrivers and slowly dismantle the
     school.
72.  Lots of bomb scares tend to break up the boredom especially during exams
     or on beautiful days.
73.  Photograph teachers and administrators constantly -- even without film.
74.  If you've got the nerve piss in your pants while giving an oral report.
75.  Splice into your school's intercom system (from a remote hidden spot). 
     Now you have your own guerilla radio station.  Play on!
76.  Drop large bottles of ether in science class.
77.  Hang your teacher!  Hang a hangman's noose from a tree - make a dummy and
     hang the dummy from the noose.  Pin notes on it like 'Weatherbee in '73.'
     To add realism put holes in the body then let dilute ketchup trickle
     down.
78.  Newspaper stands in buildings are usually left unguarded.  Take out
     papers and replace with rotten comics or papers.
79.  Put a rotten apple or stale sandwich on teacher's desk.
80.  If your school intercom has phones that connect into the intercom
     switchboard, put a small magnet either where the cord comes out of the
     handset or in the part where you hear.  If the intercom just has a
     speaker, put the magnet near or on one of the electrical connections of
     the speaker.  In either case it will short out the system.  It may take
     weeks for them to find the trouble.
81.  Take the door of the administration offices off its hinges but leave it
     standing there so that when the principal tries to open the door in the
     morning it will have a slightly crushing effect.

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