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黑客培训教程

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|                       The School Stopper's Textbook                        |
|       A Guide To Disruptive Revolutionary Tactics for High-Schoolers       |
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|  Written by unknown members of the Youth International Party (The Yippies) |
|      Reformatted for 80 columns by:  /\/oo\/\  Count Nibble  /\/oo\/\      |
|             From a text file originally typed by MONTY PYTHON              |
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     The following section is reprinted from the 'School Stoppers Textbook', a
small section of the 'How to Revolt Handbook', the fourth book of.... 'The
Blacklisted News', available for 13 bucks from the Youth International Party
(Yippies).  OK here we go . . . 81 ways to trash your school.      

     Liberate your life -- smash your school!  The public schools are slowly
killing every kid in them, stifling their creativity and individuality making
them into non-persons.  If you are a victim of this one of the things you can
do is fight back.
     This chapter is not written for people who are not yet sure whether
school is good or bad.  It is written for students that realize the way that
compulsory education and grades destroy the natural curiosity so many children
feel ... who realize how the tracking system keeps the poor people and
minorities in our society on the bottom while keeping the rich and powerful on
the top ... who realize the danger of teaching complete obedience to authority
and who are fed up with the racism and sexism in schools.  It is written for
students who have 'gone through channels' trying to correct these problems and
who are tired of helplessly waiting while the schools destroy more and more
minds each day.  It is written for young people who realize that because they
are trapped in school they don't have a chance to learn what they need to know
to create a free and good life.
     Before trying any of the ideas in here you should think about the effect
they will have in view of the situation in your particular area.  Not all of
them will be effective at all times in all areas.  If you think of other ideas
please send them to us so we can print them in future editions. (YIP address
is same as Overthrow mag. in general section -sysop II)
     
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WHAT YOU CAN DO
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1.   Get a syringe (minus needle) or similar device.  Mix both tubes of epoxy
     glue with a little rubbing alcohol.  You now have about half an hour to
     fill locks, door jambs, etc. before glue hardens.  If you can't get the
     epoxy glue and syringe a tube of airplane cement can also be used
     although it is not as permanent. 
2.   An alternative use for the syringe is to pretend to shoot up while a
     teacher is watching.  If they speak to you tell them you have to do it
     because school is so horrible.
3.   Call the school and leave the phone off the hook.  The way some (but not
     all) phone systems work this will tie up their phone for as long as yours
     is off the hook.
4.   Protest U.S. aid to reactionary regimes abroad by defoliating plants
     around the school or by digging a bomb crater on the front lawn.  When
     the ecology freaks complain ask them where they were when the U.S. was
     doing the same thing to Indochina.
5.   Draw or paste something 'obscene' on pull-down wall maps or movie screens.
6.   Get some of the punch cards that your school uses for taking attendance.
     Punch new holes in them either with a keypunch machine or a screwdriver. 
     Then switch the cards with others wherever they are stored.  If you can
     figure out the code the cards are punched by this has even more
     possibilities.  You can often be just as effective without actually
     repunching the cards by redistributing them a few days after you collect
     them (particularly when they're used for attendence).
7.   Start an information service to get new students opinions and warnings
     about the teachers and administrators before enrollment day.
8.   Bad food?  Have a good old fashioned food riot.
9.   In gym classes or in hallways between classes have massive searches for
     'lost' contact lenses telling people not to walk through the hall or 'you
     might step on it'.
10.  If your school still has a dress code protest it having everyone do
     something disruptive that does not violate the code.  For example, dye
     your hair green with food coloring.
11.  Free all the animals in the biology classroom.
12.  Write a 'consumer report' on the 'education' you've been consuming. 
     Distribute it to parents at school functions.
13.  Periodically have students go to the office to have some rumor confirmed
     or denied.
14.  Perform citizen's arrests of administrators for destroying the minds of
     youth then telephone the police to come and take the criminals into
     custody.  (This would be an excellent guerilla theatre action).
15.  Rip off dishes and silverware from the cafeteria, towels from the gym,
     stencils and paper from the duplicating room, layout equipment from the
     art and drafting departments, tools from the wood shop, and light bulbs
     from the sockets.  Give them to a needy movement group.
16.  During lunch turn on and light all the gas jets in the science labs.
17.  Demand to see your school records on file.  (Everyone can see them.)
18.  You can make a very effective fuse by inserting a non-filter cigarette in
     a book of matches so that it touches the head of some matches and will
     ignite them when it burns down that far.  Then loosly crumple paper
     around the matches and cigarettes so that they are hidden.  Toss it in a
     wastebasket or any other area with a lot of papers preferrably in the
     office.  It takes about 5 minutes to ignite -- by then you can be on the
     other side of the building.  Practice this at home before trying it.
19.  Have giant coughing or sneezing epidemics in class or study hall. 
20.  Rub lipstick, glue, vaseline, or shit onto the doorknobs of the school's
     administrative offices.
21.  Swallow some snake bite antidote then walk into the principal's office.
     The antidote (most types are harmless -- make sure you get that kind)
     will make you vomit.  Do so all over his carpet, desk, clothing, etc.
     then apologize profusely.
22.  Pick up some dog training liquid at any pet store -- it smells like
     concentrated piss.  And if you can't figure out what to do with that then
     you shouldn't be reading this.
23.  Remove contents of teacher's mailboxes.  Print up everything that's
     confidential or interesting.
24.  Leave notes and hints that 'Tuesday's the day'.
25.  Impersonate parental voices and make irate phone calls to the office.
26.  Make a super stink bomb out of Hydrogen Sulfide and put somewhere in the
     ventilating system.  This has cleared school buildings for days.
27.  If your school has a suspended ceiling (a ceiling composed of rectangles
     or squares resting on a frame so that the rectangles can be pushed up)
     you can put a dead fish -- or anything else -- above them.  Or put it
     into empty lockers and glue them shut.
28.  Put signs on your locker saying 'this locker will self-destruct if opened
     for inspection'.
29.  Give your school library a subscription to a good underground newspaper
     from your area and insist that they make it available to students.
30.  Print up false notices frequently using the same format as the school
     uses and distribute them to the teachers' mailboxes.  Eventually they'll
     never know what to believe.
31.  Make your own passes, forms, tickets, etc. or lift them out of teachers'
     desks.
32.  Need a signature?  Collect things that have teachers' signatures on them.
     Paste them all down on a sheet of white paper and either xerox or print
     up a bunch of copies.  Forge when useful.  (When getting started you
     might put a piece of carbon paper under the signature with the carbon
     paper facing down on what you want signed.  Then trace over the name with
     a steady relaxed hand.  Practice makes perfect.)
33.  Do some revolutionary wall painting.  All you need is a can of spray
     paint (red?) plus a little imagination and courage.  Then write your
     favorite slogans on walls, sidewalks, blackboards, etc.  If you are a
     perfectionist you can make a stencil, but that limits the size of what
     you can do.  WEAR GLOVES or you will certainly get tell-tale paint on
     your spraying finger.
34.  Are certain teachers or administrators misbehaving?  Print up a rat sheet
     with their names and telephone numbers and distribute it.  Now students
     can call up at any time and reprimand them -- 3:00 AM for example.  Also
     you could order them pizzas ... plumbers ... think big!
35.  Break into your school at night and burn it down.  To get inside you can