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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;2.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>偶有次开车，有个美女同事搭车，一坐我旁边，偶特紧张滴说：把安全套带上！美女</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>以后再不理偶了</span><span
lang=EN-US>......</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>郁闷</span><span lang=EN-US>ing
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;3.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>以前别人来我阿姨家作客，刚进门的。刚好我阿姨要去上厕所。她连忙招呼客人说：</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>“你们坐哈坐哈，我给你们去倒点尿喝！”（本来是说倒点茶喝的）。</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;4.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>在实习的时候，对一个老师说：陈老师你是不是姓陈？</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;5.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>偶们大学去工厂金工实习的时候</span><span lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>工人师傅分配机床时说：为了安全起见，我门尽量</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>保证一个男同学和一个女同学一张床。当时所有男生爆笑，女生脸红。实习期间，几乎</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>所有的用车床的活都是我帮和偶同床（寒）的女生做的，最后考虑到她什么都不会作的</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>话师傅检查起来不太好，偶劝她练练手，谁知道她说：我已经习惯让你干了。当时偶爆</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>寒不止。</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;6.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>上自习的时候，大家都在看复习，</span><span lang=EN-US>GG</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>对</span><span lang=EN-US>MM</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>说：“我刚背了单词，帮忙默写一下。”</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;MM</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>不想默，</span><span lang=EN-US>GG</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>就求她，你（摸）默我吧，（摸）我吧！！结果</span><span
lang=EN-US>MM</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>实在忍受不了，大</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>喊，老师你看我不想（摸）默他，他非要我（摸）默</span><span
lang=EN-US>~~~</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>！！！</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;7.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>有一天去同学家吃饭，喝了点酒，她爸爸忽然进来了，本来是想喊叔叔的，结果说错</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>了，说：“爸，来座！”</span><span
lang=EN-US>~~</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>寒！大帮同学笑得要死</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;8.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>我同事跟人争执，急了张口来了句“你以为我吃饭长大的啊？”我一直纳闷他到底吃</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>什么长大的。</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;9.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>小学时一个很讨厌的男生找我借橡皮，我不借，他就死缠烂打，之后我用尽全身的力</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>气狂吼了一句“我不嫁（借）给你”当时同学们立马安静下来了，，，。</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;10.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>我唾你一脸狗屎！</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;11.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>偶对</span><span lang=EN-US>mm</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>开玩笑说：“别说你认识偶，影响我声誉！”</span><span
lang=EN-US>mm</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>说：“你有生育？你能生</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>育？”</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;12.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>偶是男的，在广东生病了嗓子说不出话</span><span lang=EN-US>......</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>去看医生，医生告诉我</span><span lang=EN-US>:yin dao</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>发炎</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;''''</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>狂晕中</span><span lang=EN-US>``````</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>仔细一看，诊断书上写着咽道发炎</span><span
lang=EN-US>......</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>无语</span><span lang=EN-US>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;13.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>买电脑，老板开价４１５０，我杀价：老板４１０么好赖～～～～老板狂晕！</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;14.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>一个女孩失恋了，我劝她：“两条腿的蛤蟆不好找，三条腿的男的有的是！”</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;15.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>小学时候有劳动课</span><span lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>一般都是除草</span><span
lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>所以到了前一天放学时候老师就得提醒我们带锄</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>头</span><span
lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>第</span><span lang=EN-US>2</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>天上劳动课了准备出发</span><span lang=EN-US>,</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>老师便于管理就问了一句</span><span lang=EN-US>:&quot;</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>有多少人带了啊</span><span lang=EN-US>?</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>带了手的把</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>锄头举起来</span><span
lang=EN-US>!</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>”</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;16.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>开导一失恋</span><span lang=EN-US>......</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>同学你知道什么叫做爱么？</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;17.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>初中语文课上</span><span lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>有人背诵毛某东的诗</span><span
lang=EN-US>:</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>一代风骚</span><span lang=EN-US>,......
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;18.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>某老师，</span> <span style='font-family:宋体'>今天我们来上</span><span lang=EN-US>,</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>杨修之屎</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;19.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>一次</span><span lang=EN-US>ktv,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>点歌，一</span><span
lang=EN-US>mm</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>大声喊：给我点一首周截棍的“双杰伦”</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;20.</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>大二有一阵儿特别喜欢和同宿舍的一个</span><span lang=EN-US>MM</span><span style='font-family:
宋体'>一起骑车出去逛街</span><span lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>收拾打扮漂亮后一起进</span><span
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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>了电梯</span><span
lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>突然想起车好像没气儿了</span><span
lang=EN-US>,</span><span style='font-family:宋体'>就冲她说了句</span><span lang=EN-US>:&quot;</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>先陪我去打胎啊</span><span lang=EN-US>?&quot;~~~~</span><span
style='font-family:宋体'>天</span><span lang=EN-US>....... </span></p>

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