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a bit wasted|cabbaged
a mess|arse-about-face
after hours|afters
all wrong|pear-shaped
all gone wrong|tits-up
all ok|cricket
all you need|full monty
amazed|flabbergasted
amazing|blinding
anus|ring-piece
armed|tooled-up
ass fucker|fudge packer
ass kisser|brown nose
AWOL|bunk-off
baldie|slaphead
barbie|dolly bird
beaten up|done over
behave|hold it down
believe|Adam and Eve
blasted|blotto
blood|claret
blotted|cunted
borrow|scrounge
bothered|arse
breasts|Bristol's
tits|hooters
bribe|backhander
brilliant|'andsome
buddy|mate
bullshitter|gobshite
butch lesbian|diesel dyke
calm down|hold it down
catch|cop
coward|bottler
child molester|nonce
child|nipper
chilly|parky
chinese food|chinky
cigarette|ciggy
cigarette|fag
closer look|butchers
clumsy|flid
cocaine|Chang
cold weather|brass monkeys
condom|Johnny-bag
confused|all over the gaff
cool|sweet
cost|damage
counterfeit money|funny money
cracker|spod
cunt!|see you next Tuesday
cunt|Anthony Blunt
cunt|flange
darts|arrows
definite|dead cert
delighted|chuffed
desperately in need|gagging
disappointed|miffed
discovered|sussed
doubtful|iffy
down at|dahn
down-and-out|dosser
drunk|hammered
dubious|dodgy
dubious|iffy
easy lay|slapper
examine|clock
excellent|ace
exhausted|knackered
faggot|pillow biter
fag|botty boy
fake|bent
farted|guffed
fart|blow-off
fell on his face|arse-over-tit
fell on my face|arse-over-tit
fight|bit of agro
fight|ding-dong
food|grub
fool around|arse about
fooling around|arsing about
fool|dipstick
freak out|go eppy
friend|mate
fuck off|naff off
fucking|frigging
gay boy|sausage jockey
gay man|chutney ferret
geek|anorak
geek|propellerhead
German|kraut
get lost|naff off
get mad|go ballistic
girl|bird
go all out|have it large
go away|naff off
goddam it|cunting bloody arse!
gone crazy|lost the plot
goof|plonker
got mad|went ballistic
guy|bloke
had a fit|went off on one
had|'ad
hemorrhoids|Annabel Giles
his ass|buns
hi|awright
homosexual|bumhole engineer
horny|arching for it
horrible|hanging
I don't understand|I had one but the wheels fell off
I dont understand|I had one but the wheels fell off
I'll be damned|cor blimey
idiot|dickhead
idiot|wanker
in prison|inside
jack off|do the five knuckle shuffle
jacking off|doing the five knuckle shuffle
kiddy fucker|nonce
kiss|snog
know how|suss
lamer|smeghead
laugh|craic
lazy bugger|dosser
lesbian|bean licker
lesbian|carpet muncher
lesbian|dyke
lodgings|diggs
look on the bright side|keep your pecker up
look up|take a gander at
lousy|naff
lucky|jammy
lush|phat
masturbate|wank off
mental hospital|funny farm
mess|dog's dinner
money|dosh
money|lolly
moron|complete plank
moron|doughnut
my house|my gaff
my place|my gaff
nerd|anorak
nerd|propellerhead
no problem|doddle
no way man!|do what?
nonsense|malarkey
nose|hooter
not ok|not cricket
not on you life!|not on your Nelly
oh hell|flippin 'eck
on the run|duck and dive
out wanking off|of to Barclays
overdressed|dog's dinner
paper money|folding
paper money|notes
phone|blower
piss off|naff off
porno flick|bluey
presto|Bob's your uncle
pub|local
ready to fight|tooled-up
rich|phat
robbery|blag
rubbish|cack
rubbish|flim-flam
rug rat|nipper
sausages|bangers
savvy|suss
score|apple core
seriously|straight-up
settled|cushty
sexy girl|stunnah
shit faced|faced
shit himself|lost his bottle
shit yourself|lose your bottle
shor on cash|skint
silly girl|dozey mare
sleep|kip
so it is done|Bob's your uncle
soft|cushy
stairs|apples and pears
stay positive|keep your pecker up
stoned|caned
strange person|window licker
stupid person|fuckwit
tacky|naff
tall tale|cock and bull story
teeth|Hampsteads
telephone call|bell
telephone|blower
testicles|goolies
thats how you did it|Bob's your uncle
the whole lot|full monty
thingy|doobry
thump|clump
tired|shagged-out
to leave|to chip
tobacco|snout
totally pissed|arseholed
trouble|grief
turd|jobby
ugly girl|dog
very drunk|legless
threats|agro
vomit|chunder
was very disappointed|was choked
wasting time|fart-arseing about
weakling|spanner
what a load of crap!|gercha!
will knots|chug nuts
woop-de-do|have a banana !
yes!|absobloodylutely
yuppie|hooray Henry