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# YahELite personality file
# this filter was derived from the 'jive'
# *	No racial or societal slurs are intended.  For amusement only.
# *
# *	Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein and Clement Cole.
# *
# *	Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.

# format is:
# oldword|newword(s)
# *wordending|newwords

# lines starting with # are comments
# blank lines are ignored
# each word is scanned for in the order as it appears in this file.
# The user input is scanned exactly once.
# When a word in this list is found in the users text
# it is replaced with the new form and the process is
# repeated starting with the next word in the users text.

hello|yo
hi|yo
everyone|da' house
everybody|da' house
send|t'row
program|honky code
unix|slow mo-fo
actual|ak'shul
take|snatch
took|snatch'd
takes|snatch's
taken|snatch'n
mexican|wet-back
italian|greaser
big|big ass
fool|honkyfool
modem|doodad
he|mah' man he
e the|e da damn
a the|a da damn
t the|t da damn
d the|d da damn
wife|mama
woman|mama
girl|goat
something|sump'n
lie|honky jive
-o-|-on rebound-
!|.  Right On!
get|git
will have|gots'ta
will|gots'ta
got to|gots'ta
I am|I's gots'ta be
aren't|ain't
am not|ain't
have not|ain't
is not|ain't
are not|ain't
see|see's
are|is
hat|fedora
shoe|kicker
have to|gots'ta
has|gots
have|gots
go|mosey on down
come over|mosey on down
come|mosey on down
buy|steal
bought|stole
car|wheels
drive|roll
food|catfish an' colluhd greens
eat|feed da bud
drink|guzzle
black|brother
negro|brother
white|honky
nigger|gentleman
nice|supa' fine
person|sucka'
people|sucka's
thing|thing
house|rib
home|plantation
name|dojigger
path|alley
computer|lunker
or|o'
president|super-dude
prime minister|prahm mistah
government|guv'ment
knew|knowed
because|cuz
your|yo'
four|foe
got|gots
young|yung
you|ya'
You|You's
first|fust
police|honky pigs
string|chittlin'
read|eyeball
write|scribble
with|wif
other|uthu'
ing|in'
a|some
to|t'
*tion |shun
almost|cos'
from|fum
you're|youse
alright|coo'
okay|coo'
and|an'
known|knode
want|wants
beat|whup'ed
i'll|ah'l
er|uh
*sti |s'i 
tute|toot
like|likes
done|dun did
kind of|kind'a
women|honky chicks
man|dude
men|dudes
mens|dudes
injured	|hosed
killed|wasted
dead|wasted
good|baaaad
open|jimmey
opened|jimmey'd
very|real
per|puh'
oar|o'
can|kin
just|plum
detroit|Mo-town
western electric|da' cave
think|recon'
believe|figur
calculations|reckonin
indianapolis|Nap-town
Daniel|Liva' Lips
Dan|Liva' Lips
Reagan|Kingfish
Ronald|Rolo
Ron|Rolo
John|Rastus
Jim|Bo-Jangles
pontiff|wiz'
pope|wiz'
pravda|dat commie rag
broken|bugger'd
strange|funky
dance|boogy
ask|ax'
so|so's
heard|'hoid
head|'haid
boss|main man
money|bre'd
*: |, dig dis:
amateur|begina'
radio|transista'
of|uh
which|whut
what|whut
don't|doan'
does|duz
was|wuz
were|wuz
understand|dig
my|mah'
again|agin'
against	|agin'
i|ah'
meta|meta-fuckin'
cally|c'l
*!!!!| Ya' know?
*!!!| Sheeeiit.!|Ya' know?
*!!| What it is, Mama!
*??| Git down!
*?| Ya' dig?

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