redneck driver's license application.txt

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RedNeck Driver's license application

Redneck 是指那些没有读过什么书的乡下人而言， 由於他们与众不同的生活方式， 以致於成为其他美国的人笑柄。   所以就有人写了一篇 Redneck's driver's license application 来讽刺这些 Redneck.

Last name： ________________

（Check appropriate box）

First name： First name：[_] Billy-Bob   [_] Bobby-Sue  [_] Wylane JoLove [_] Billy-Joe[_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray   [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue   [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae  [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack  [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age： ____ （if unsure， guess）

Sex： ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size： ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation：[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name： __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name：  __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name：  __________________________ Spell S-P-O-U-S-E

Relationship with spouse：[_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household：  ___ Number of children living in shed：   ___ Number of children that are yours：   ___

Mother's Name： _______________________ Father's Name： _______________________（If not sure， leave blank）

Education： 1 2 3 4 （Circle highest grade completed）

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home？ （Check appropriate box）

Vehicles you own and where you keep them：

___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them：____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup： _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack？

[_] Yes [_] No； If no， please explain：

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to：[_] The National Enquirer   [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun[_] Armed and Ready！

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe：[_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable

How many teeth？ ___ Color of teeth：[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer：[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road？

[_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] What's a paved road？