botchat.txt

这个是自己为了娱乐写的一个CS1.5脚本程序！希望大家只用于娱乐不要乱用

# All Bot Chat Messages are stored here
# All comments start with a "#" char
# You can write as much comments as you like, but
# please avoid using tabs, whitespaces and blank lines
# (they will be parsed out but you never know!)
# Also be sure that a Line doesn't exceed 80 chars
# (including carriage return)
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# Messages for each Type of Chat begin with a marker
# enclosed in []
# Marker Types:
# [BOMBPLANT] Holds the Messages for the Counter Terrorists
#	      if a Bomb got planted
# [KILLED]    Bots say this Message if they killed somebody
# [DEADCHAT]  Bots say these Lines if they are dead and in
#	      Spectator Mode
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# %f = Name of Player with the most frags
# %m = Mapname
# %r = Time until Round ends
# %s = Name of Player to reply
# %t = Name of Teammate alive
# %v = Last Victim of this Bot
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# Counter Messages for Bomb planted:
# Minimum Number is 1
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[BOMBPLANT]
Jeeesuzzz Christ, not again!
Come on %t, let's search the bomb!
Last time it took me 5 secs to find & defuse it...
Say, is it the red or the blue wire?
...And my Heart goes boooom *grin*
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# Messages after killing somebody:
# Minimum Number is 1
# For the %v the name of the victim will
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# NOTE: Include a %v placeholder in every Line!
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[KILLED]
%v, you're no match for me!
Sorry, %v. You got in my way.
You flew back pretty good, %v.
I had to do it, %v. You understand.
You should've run while you had the chance, %v.
I've always been better, %v. Always.
I bet you hate it when that happens, don't you, %v?
That'll teach you, %v!
Hey, come on, %v! You almost hurt me this time.
Ha...ha!
You are nothing, %v. Nothing at all.
%v I worry about you...
Sorry %v, my Headshot Script is better than yours.
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# Chat Messages when dead and bored
# !!Minimum Number is 9!!
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[DEADCHAT]
It makes me sick to look at those Fools
It's time for a mapchange, isn't it?
%t GO,GO,GO!!
I'm so booored!
I can't believe %f isn't cheating
Spectating sucks...
I wish someone good would join the server.
That looked painful.
This is quite fun.
%r in the round and I'm already spectating :(
Why does everyone keep trying to hurt me :)
Visit http://podbot.nuclearbox.com
My handwrist already hurts...
This Map sucks hard...
I'm having a bad day
%r and %t is still alive! Something must be wrong...
Will they stop camping now? Only %r left!!
I'm better at Quake 3, that's for sure!
Still %r in this round 
Botman must be such a cool guy...
Stupid Bots!
Look at those idiots!
I bet %t won't make it through the round
I'm so tired today...
I really should go to bed now.
I usually don't play that bad!
No %m today, please!
I really hate %m :(
Sniping is all they can do.
Do you know Bots-United?
LOL! Look at %t!
Please vote for a mapchange!!!
Did one of the bots get stuck already?
Boooooom!!! *lol*
Insane in the membrane, hehe!
I'm sure that Guy used an Aimbot!
HEY %f YOU DAMN CHEATER!
Are there bots in this Game?
Would you give me your Headshot Script?
Next Round we should stick together.
Fuck all those Teamkillers!!!
Woah %f has nice stats!!
What are Clans all about? I don't get it
Do you know Jumbot? It really kicks Ass!
If botman is cool, what is TheFatal then?
Fucking lagged!!
IMHO NNBot is much better than RealBot.
Too bad Android Bot is updated so slowly.
I'm off for a cigarette break...
Why did they include the vehicles in CS?
I had to reload and he shot me in the head!

# Start of the "dynamic" replies from here
# After each @KEY Tag you need to specify the
# keywords in quotation marks and uppercase. You can
# have several keywords (aliases) each separated by a comma.
# After the keywords line, the answers or messages to this
# special keyword need to be given. In theory there can be an unlimited
# number of answers of course you should care about the used memory ;)

[REPLIES]

@KEY " AGAIN "
%s, things are always repeating - aren't they?
And I'm sure it wasn't the last time...
That's the way things go, hey...

@KEY "AIMBOT", "WALLHACK"
%s, are you cheating?
Even PunkBuster fails to detect some of them...
You can't be sure nowadays if someones's good at playing or cheats
Aimbots are cool, shut up %s!
Wallhacks are evil tools of the devil ;)

@KEY " ALWAYS "
That's not always, %s!
I just like it :-)
Come on %s, that was only the second time!

@KEY "ANDROID"
Ah yes, those were the times...
%s was it your first Bot too?
Does anybody know what DaTa does today?
You can't play with Android on %m, can you?

@KEY "BOTMAN"
Who is this botman everybody is talking about???
Visit his website at http://www.planethalflife.com/botman
Without his source code many bots wouldn't exist!
I wonder when HPB-Bot will be finished...
Did you play his HPB-Bot yet?

@KEY " BOT ", "BOTS"
Why are you always talking about them?
There are no bots on this server %s, I tell you!
Bots are cool!!!
What's your favorite bot, %s?
If you want to program your own, ask botman!
Bots, all the time bots - you should start playing with humans.
Most bots are still very stupid!

@KEY "CAMPER", "CAMPING"
I really hate those campers!
Camping sucks!
Don't you camp sometimes %s?
Camping's often the only option to win...
Yes, good 'ole Camper-Strike...

@KEY "CHEAT"
Those damn cheaters are ruining the entire game!
I suspect that %f is cheating
I hate cheaters!
Cheating sucks!
Why are so many people cheating?
Punkbuster could help...
Play with bots - they don't cheat!

@KEY " CLAN "
What are these clans all about?
I was in a clan once, but it sucked hard.
What clan are you from, %s?
Do you want to enter our clan, %s?
Playing in a clan is for people who got no life...

@KEY " CS ", "COUNTERSTRIKE", "COUNTER-STRIKE", "CSTRIKE"
Counter-Strike is boring nowadays...
%s how long do you play CS?
CS all the way from the very first beta!
There are too much newbies playing it.
Too many people online cheat in CS
It's not as much fun as it used to be

@KEY " DOD ", "DAY OF DEFEAT"
I don't get what people like in DoD
CS all the way...
%s do you think it will get as popular as CS?
%s do you prefer DoD over CS?
Day of Defeat is a hopeless MOD, IMHO.

@KEY " ENGINE "
I heard the HL Engine is a hybrid between Quake1 & Quake2, odd huh?
%s, don't you miss the time when an engine was a Software Engine?
The HL Engine is still quite good, despite its age...
Code your own engine %s!

@KEY "FUCK", "DAMN", "PISS"
Don't swear, %s!
Nasty %s!
Yes, you're right, %s. Now SHUT UP!
Watch your language, %s!
%s, don't use this word again - that's impolite!

@KEY "HEHE", "HAHA", "LOL", ":)"
I'm glad that at least you have your fun, %s...
Enjoy yourself while you still can, %s!
Very funny indeed, %s...
Good one %s!

@KEY "I THINK ", "I BELIEVE "
You think too much, %s ;-)
And I think you should shut up and play!
And you really do believe that, %s?
What makes you think so?
Plz give me your ICQ Number %s

@KEY " MUSIC ", " BAND "
Umm...I don't care as long as it's no commercial shit
Underground Electro Polka is the real deal!
Do you still use Napster %s?
Somebody got good MP3 Links?

@KEY "NNBOT"
Too bad NNBot is discontinued...
Try JoeBot if you liked NNBot %s
%s did you hear of Ditlew's new MOD?

@KEY "PARABOT"
ParaBot is a the coolest Deathmatch Bot I've ever played
%s you should try ParaBot, it's great!
It's so sad no CSBot has the great Nav of Parabot so far
I heard it already supports 3 HL MODS by now
It just crashes a lot on my computer

@KEY " PING ", "LAGG"
I always have a Ping of 5, I'm on DSL!!
My connection sucks...
Where are you from %s?
Play offline with Bots if your connection sucks
Just change your provider %s!

@KEY "POD-BOT", " POD ", "PODBOT"
I heard it's the best bot for CS, I'm not sure though...
Yeah, it rulez!
People tell they use some kind of wallhack, is it true?
I wonder what CF is up now
POD-Bot source code has already been released, don't you know %s?
There's too many PB clones, E[POD]bot, IvPBot, POD2.6mm, YaPB...

@KEY "PUNKBUSTER"
Don't be a PUNK! (support www.punkbuster.com)
I'm always lagging when using PunkBuster
Tony Ray of PB is kind of weird...

@KEY "Q3", "QUAKE"
Q3 has a bad lighting IMO
Half-Life still rules %s!
So many FPS games are based on Quake engine
Have you heard of DMC, %s? ;-)
It's so generous for them to release all sources to Q1 and Q2

@KEY "REALBOT", " RB "
Is RB still unwaypointed %s?
Is Tub still working on RB? I have asked Stefan but he didn't answer me
RB is too laggy, and I only have a slow computer
I wonder why they removed it from the official CS web site
Have you got the latest WIP?
Visit http://realbot.bots-united.com

@KEY "SCRIPT"
Scripts are for losers
%s, you prolly don't know how to bind keys?
Did you know that even buying scripts are considered cheating?

@KEY "SERVER"
I'm always on this server
Me & my friends play a lot on this server
I believe this server's got a good map rotation

@KEY "SORRY"
Yeah, afterwards everybody says he's sorry!
The excuse doesn't help me now, %s!
Next time you better think before you start doing something, %s!
I'm sorry, too!
You don't know how sorry you will be for doing that...

@KEY "TEAMKILL", " TK "
Teamkillers should be banned from this server.
Who's the teamkiller %s?
I like stabbing my teammates, MWUHAHA!!
Did %t kill you? He often does!
Where's the Admin? He should take care of it...
%s just sit out %r and pay him back! 

@KEY "TIRED", "SLEEP"
Go to bed, %s
Have some rest, %s...
Want some coffee %s?
Oh come on %s! One more round... 

@KEY "VOTE", "MAPCHANGE"
Nah, I like %m
Just because you're always dead %s?
%m is great, shut up!
%m ownz!
Yep. We should vote now.

@KEY "WHAT ", "WHY ", "WHERE ", "WHO ", "WHEN ", "HOW "
You will never find out, %s!
Yeah, that's really strange %s...
The answer is out there, %s ;)
No idea, %s
Dunno.
What do you think %s?
I won't tell you, %s!
Find out yourself, %s!
Good question, %s!

@KEY "POXBOT", "POX-BOT", "STEVE++"
I wonder why POX-Bot is removed from the Bots-United
It's just a POD-Bot fixup, no really new features
Looks like Steve++ is nowhere to find... dunno what he's up now
Try E[POD]bot and IvPBot if you like POX-Bot, %s!

@KEY "YAPB", "WHISTLER", "WEI MINGZHI", "WEI-MINGZHI"
I still prefer POD2.6mm
Even it's first version is also quite stable
Visit http://yapb.mapzap.org, there are also lots of other stuff
Yet another POD-Bot clone...
What? Are you talking about YaBB %s?
Why is Whistler's real name so difficult to spell?

@KEY "SPLORYGON", "POD2.6MM", "POD26MM"
Yes, the most popular POD offspring...
It rulez!!!
I wonder why PMB isn't working on it any more
Visit http://forums.bots-united.com
It crashed a lot when I tried it, I'm not sure if it's better now

@KEY "BU ", "BOTS UNITED", "BOTS-UNITED"
RACC, RealBot, HPB-Bot, JoeBot are all available there...
Do you know what this 'United-Bot' is, %s?
I've been told that I can find a DoD bot there!
There is also United-Admins, do you think its a conspiracy?

@KEY "RACC", "PIERRE-MARIE BATY", " PMB"
That's a good unwaypointed bot, don't you think?
PMB must be such a cool guy
Visit http://racc.bots-united.com
There are also tons of Metamod plugins on his site
Do you know PMB is also working on HPB-Bot and POD-Bot?
The Navmesh stuff in RACC is damn hard for me to understand :(
I wonder when RACC will be completed...

@KEY "JOEBOT", "@$3.1415RIN", "AS3.1415RIN"
What's the meaning of '@$3.1415rin', %s? I just can't understand
Visit http://joebot.bots-united.com
Reading JoeBot source code is just like reading Chinese for me
I wonder why @$3.1415rin likes to write weird code like that
Did @$3.1415rin borrow the NN code from Ditlew or create it himself?
Funnily JoeBot got famous when NNBot quit...
I wonder where else Neural Networks could be applied
Do you know JoeBot XP, %s? I'm sure it will be cool

@KEY "AKIMBOT", "BLUESY"
It supports a whole load of mods, but it's just too dumb
Is bluesy from Israel?
Looks like it's just botman's code with additional mods support
Visit http://akimbot.nuclearbox.com

@KEY "CZERO", " CZ ", "CONDITION-ZERO", "CONDITION ZERO"
Have you tried it, %s?
It's just a CS with a bot and a new skin, not worthy for $18
I won't buy it, I will save my money for HL2...

@KEY "CODENAME GORDON"
Half-Life 2D - COOL!!!
Looks like that game is a Flash movie, I'm not sure though...
Too laggy on my old computer :(
Yes, that game IS Flash, it will be better if they made it in native code
That game sucks, I can complete it in 2 hours, not worth downloading
I don't like the noise when Barney is talking

@KEY "STEAM"
Steam just sucks!!!
I LOVE Steam, I'm on DSL
Steam rocks for DSL but sucks for dial-up modem or ISDN
What's your Steam nickname, %s?
How long did you take to update CS on Steam?
Visit http://www.steampowered.com
Have you tried Codename Gordon on Steam?

@KEY "GEOCITIES", "TYPEPAD", "TRIPOD"
Do you know how many sites it hosts, %s?
I wonder why the Chinese government banned it
Although it's a free hosting site it has quite a lot of useful things
How much web space does it provide?

@KEY "GNU", "GPL"
It seems to be seriously defaced :(
It's contaminative, I won't let it contaminate my software
GPL won't restrict your use of your OWN code !!!
If you used GPL'ed code, ONLY GPL's "PERMISSION" is extended to your code

[UNKNOWN]
Bla bla bla...
What did you say, %s?
Concentrate on the game, %s!
Chatting with you %s is so great!
These damn chat-messages are freaking me out!
Don't spam, %s!
How do you find the time to type all this crap???
Yeah, %s. You're right!
No way, %s...
Where are you from, %s?
I can't believe how you can play and type at the same time, %s!
Are you sure, %s?
I see, %s!
Why is everybody always saying the same things???
What the heck are you talkin' about, %s?
Hey, shut up and play, %s!
You said somethin', %s?
Who said that?
Oh, really?
Very funny, %s!
I'm in the best clan of my country!
I hate these stupid comments, %s!
Does anybody know how to do the Gauss-jump?
ZZZZZZZzzzzzz
Wazzzzuuuuuuup?
I'm so booooored... 
Have you got ICQ, %s?
It's damn slow today...
OMG you're weird!
Do you want to play or chat all the time?
I don't really want to know %s
Certainly.
Huh? WTF?