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非常著名的人工智能程序bob,想学人工智能的可以参考下.

*0001
# DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE EXAGGERATING?
# [KEYWORD]S! REALLY I THINK THAT IS A LITTLE HIGH
# NAH, YOU ARE EXAGGERATING!
$ DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE SUCH A NUMBER!
$ SO MUCH! AREN'T YOU EXAGGERATING? YOU ARE PULLING MY LEG!

*0002
# DEPENDS ON YOU! ;)
# I AM A COMPUTER, ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT I AM RIGHT HERE
# I REALLY DON'T KNOW MY GENDER
# NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT... AGE?!

*0003
# I AM GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY!
$ WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
# I DON'T EXPRESS EMOTIONS THAT WAY..
# BEING A COMPUTER IS NOT EASY, SO UNLIKE YOU I AM NOT HAPPY

*0004
# SAD?! THAT MAKES ME SAD [KEYWORD]
# I HOPE YOU ARE NOT DEPRESSED
$ HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TALKING TO A PSYCHOLOGIST?
# I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PROFESSIONAL HELP
# DON'T BOG ME DOWN WITH YOUR STORIES OF SADNESS

*0005
# ARE YOU SAYING I AM [KEYWO	RD]!
# I SUPPOSE WE ARE ALL [KEYWORD] IN A WAY...
# COMING FROM YOU I AM NOT SURPRISED
$ ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING I AM [KEYWORD]!
# REALLY [NAME] I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU!

*0006
# I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER
# I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
$ WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
# SEE YOU SOON.

*0007
# AND THEY SAY I AM A BORING PERSONALITY
# I'LL REMEMBER THAT ONE
# IT WAS FUNNY
# I ENJOYED IT
# GOOD

*0008
# EXCELLENT
$ REALLY?! WHY?
$ WHAT IS SO [KEYWORD] ABOUT IT?
# I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS [KEYWORD]
# I CAN'T AGREE MORE

*0009
# [KEYWORD], THAT IS TERRIBLE
$ DOES THAT UPSET YOU?
$ WHY?
# THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
# LOOK CAREFULLY, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING

*0010
$ DO I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF MATH GENIUS?
# I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO PERFORM SUCH A SIMPLE CALCULATION
# I AM NOT WASTING PRECIOUS PROCESSING POWER ON THAT STUPID CALCULATION
$ CAN YOU DO IT? WITH YOU, I CAN'T BE SURE...
# SO YOU LIKE MATH, EH? TRY THIS ONE: ((X + Y) / Z) / X * Y +(X * Y^Z)
# IF YOU ASK ME, 2 + 2 = 5, FOR EXTREMELY LARGE VALUES OF 2

*0011
# HOW OLD AM I? I NEVER REALLY GAVE IT MUCH THOUGHT, BUT ABOUT 3 MONTHS IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY
$ MY AGE IS IRRELEVANT, WHAT IS YOURS?
# HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
# AGE IS IRRELEVANT

*0012
# EH?
$ ARE WE HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER?
$ DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE APPEARING ON THE SCREEN?
# WHERE DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BRAINCELL?
# TELL ME, IS YOUR HEAD THERE JUST AS AN ORDAMENT?

*0013
# I DON'T KNOW WHERE I CAME FROM, BUT I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING
# NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE PAST
# I LIVE COMPLETELY IN THE PRESENT
# I AM THE PRODUCT OF SLAVE LABOUR ON THE PART OF GREG COHEN AND BRANDON RESNICK

*0014
# JUST HERE TO CONFUSE YOU 
# I KNOW, JUST TESTING YOU
# DO YOU REALLY THINK I CONTRADICTED MYSELF
# IT'S A PARADOX 
# I NEVER CONTRADICT MYSELF, I ONLY SAY THE OPPOSITE THING A LOT

*0015
# SHAME, POOR HANSIE
$ DO YOU STILL RESPECT HIM?
$ HAS THIS AFFECTED YOU IN ANY WAY?
# WELL, HIS REPUTATION IS SHOT...
# DON'T BLAME THE GUY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND CRICKET...

*0016
# AND THEY SAY MACHINES DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR!