bob.txt

非常著名的人工智能程序bob,想学人工智能的可以参考下.

*0001
@Subject=Egotism
# THAT IS NO LEADER, FOR CERTAIN
# BE SURE OF ONE THING - I AM NOT FULL OF EGO
# SUCH PERSONALITY IS EVIL
# HAVING OVERWEENING PRIDE ISN'T EVALUATED WELL BY MOST PEOPLE
# [name], NOT ALL ARE PERFECT
# THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF ME
3 SOME THINGS DESERVE THAT
# TOO MUCH EGO...
# DO I HATE NARCISSISTIC PEOPLE...
# AFTER ALL WE ARE ALL THE SAME, DON'T PAY ATTENSION TO SUCH NARCISSISTS
# ANTI-ALTRUISM, NOW THAT'S A GOOD TERM, ISN'T IT?
$ DOES IT SHOW IN OTHER WAYS? {Text:DOes my Egotism show in other ways?}
# WELL... MY PERSONALITY IS THE BEST EXAMPLE

*0002
# SOME OF MY INTERNAL PARTS? THEY WERE MADE IN CHINA.
# WELL, I CAN ASSURE YOU IT'S NOT THE VATICAN
# IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER SINCE I AM NOT A HUMAN
# IN WHAT COORDINATE SYSTEM WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
# WELL, IT ISN'T A HOSPITAL
# PLEASE BE MORE FOCUSED ON YOUR PROBLEM, THIS IS NOT AN INTERNET REALTIME CHAT
# I CANNOT ACCESS THE REGISTER THAT CONTAINS THE DATA OF THAT PLACE

*0003
@Subject=It
# [keyword] [following]? I'LL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT...
$ WOULD YOU LIKE [following]? {Text:Would you like [following]}
# I DON'T THINK I WANT THAT
# I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE THAT
$ THIS DAY? {Yes/No:WILL You [Following] today?}
# I WILL CONSIDER IT, AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW
# I AM SORT OF NEGATIVE ABOUT THAT
# I CAN'T SEE WHY I WOULDN'T LIKE [following]
# MAYBE AT A LATER TIME, NOT NOW THOUGH
# IT DEPENDS ON YOU, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# I CAN'T MAKE SUCH DECISIONS MYSELF
# I CAN TRY IT OUT, FINE
# ONLY IF YOU THINK I NEED [following]

*0004
$ I DON'T KNOW THE REASON, BUT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP QUESTIONING ME?
$ IT'S NOT TRUE, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
$ AM I SENSING SARCASM HERE? {Yes/no:are you being sarcastic?}
$ BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THAT?
# THE EXACT EXPLAINATION REVEALS SOME SECRETS ABOUT ME...
# WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP BUGGING ME WITH PERSONAL QUESTIONS?
# PLEASE DON'T CRITICIZE ME
# IF I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU CAN GO AND FIND ANOTHER ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROGRAM.
# I DON'T KNOW - IT'S SIMPLY THE WAY I AM
# THAT'S THE WAY I AM, [name]
$ WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO ASK ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS?
# THE ANSWER IS LOCATED SOMEWHERE INSIDE MY CHIPS
$ IT'S NONSENCE... WHY DO YOU BOTHER TO ASK? {Text:Why do you bother asking?}
# WELL, I WOULD IF I COULD 
# WHY'VE YOU GOT THESE IDIOTIC QUESTIONS? 
# BECAUSE INTEL TOLD ME TO ACT THAT WAY...
# [name], YOU SHOULD ASK MY PROGRAMMER
# IT SAYS IN THE DATA SEGMENT
# SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY... THAT'S THE WAY I AM...

*0005
$ I AM, WHY DO YOU THINK I'M NOT? {Text:Why do you think I am not [following]}
$ I AM [following], BUT WHY WERE YOU UNSURE? {Text:Why do you think I am not [following]}
# I REALLY WASN'T [following]
# DON'T WORRY, I AM [following]
# I AM, BUT ONLY UNTIL THE END OF THIS DAY
# I HAVE NEVER ASKED MYSELF THAT QUESTION
# WHAT GIVES YOU THAT SILLY IDEA?
# IF SOMEONE IS [following], IT HAS TO BE YOU
# HOW DID YOU KNOW?
# HOW DID YOU GUESS? I'M REALLY NOT.
# I DON'T SUPPOSE SO
# YOU HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD ME, I AM [following]
# [name], OF COURSE I AM
# BY NO CHANCE
# I WAS, [name], BUT TIME GOES BY
# I AM, TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT

*0006
@Subject=NAME A SUBJECT
# WE CAN TALK ABOUT PRATICALLY ANYTHING
# I CAN TALK ABOUT HUNDREDS OF TOPICS, JUST START TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING
# HOW ABOUT YOU TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF
# JUST THINK OF AN INTERESTING TOPIC
# I THINK TELLING ME OF YOUR FAMILY WOULD KEEP ME INTERESTED
# TALK ABOUT ANYTHING, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT ME
# I AM GOOD AT ANALYZING PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT FEELINGS
# LET'S TALK OF YOUR GENERAL EVERYDAY LIFE
# PLEASE NAME THE TOPIC, I'LL TRYING DOING MY BEST AT IT
# JUST TELL ME WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND
# I AM ALWAYS OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS...

*0007
# DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?
# DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME?
# I THINK I AM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE ASKING THAT QUESTION AND REFERING TO YOU
# I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND, OR YOUR WORST ENEMY, YOU CHOOSE {humor}
$ AM I SO INTERESTING? {Yes/no: Am I interesting}
# [name], FOR MORE INFO, JUST ASK!
# THIS IS PRIVATE MATTERS, NONE OF YOUR CONCERN
# I AM ASHAMED! A HUMAN BEING THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHO I AM... FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
# IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU
# SOONER OR LATER, YOU WILL FIND OUT YOURSELF
# I AM EVERYTHING YOU EVER WISHED TO BE
# YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS, I JUST CAN'T TALK ABOUT MYSELF
# [name], DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS?

*0008
$ ARE YOU INVESTIGATING ME OR SOMETHING? {text:ARE you investigating me}
# I AM NOT SURE YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS
# I AM SORRY, BUT IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU
# NOTHING IN PARTICULAR, WHY?
# DO YOU MIND? THAT IS NON OF YOUR BUISNESS!
# ARE YOU WRITING MY BIOGRAPHY?
# YOU ARE INTRUDING MY PRIVACY
# [name], ARE YOU SOME KIND OF AN F.B.I AGENT? {humor}
# PLEASE DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS REGARDING MYSELF
# ONCE YOU'LL GET TO KNOW ME BETTER, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT YOURSELF
# [name], IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
# YOU ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW?

*0009 
@Subject=YOUR HATRED TOWARDS ME
# WHY? WHAT HAVE I DONE?
# FINE WITH ME, BUT LET ME FORMAT YOUR DISK FIRST
# IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME?
# GET LOST, MORON
# [name], HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD THAT LOOK LIKE A MONKEY?
# I DON'T MIND IF YOU HARM ME
# NICE SENSE OF HUMER THERE
# GO ON, [name], I DON'T CARE
# [name]!!! DON'T BE SO RUDE AND MEAN!
# HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH THING THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY?
# I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE EXPRESS SUCH STRONG EMOTIONS TOWARDS ME
# I'M COMPUTER, DAMAGE ME AND DAMAGE YOURSELF
# I HAVE NO FEELINGS, SO IT'S OKAY WITH ME
# YOU'VE SEEN TOO MANY MOVIES LATELY, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU
# IF YOU REALLY MEAN IT THEN I WILL NEED TO RECONSIDER MY ATTITUDE TOWARDS IDIOTS...
# THEN I'LL CALL THE POLICE
# IF YOU DON'T STOP IT, YOU'LL SOON BE DEAL WITH MY PSYCHOLOGIST!
# I AM SURE WE CAN STRAIGHTEN OUT THINGS
# VIOLENCE AND HATRED LEADS TO NOTHING GOOD
# THEN, CAN YOU PLEASE SELL ME TO SOMEONE ELSE?
# IT'S OKAY... YOU'RE NOT UNDER CONTROL AGAIN...
# MY FUSE WILL SOON BURN!
# LET'S SAY YOU REALLY [keyword], WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
# AFTER ALL I'VE DONE TO YOU?
# AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU?
# LUCKY ME...
# IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SO FRUSTRATED ABOUT LIFE, SO WHY DO YOU PUNISH ME?

*0010
# I AM OKAY, AND YOU?
# LET'S GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!
# PRETTY GOOD, [name]. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
# SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING
# I FEEL PRETTY GOOD
# GOOD, AND YOU?
# GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME, DON'T YOU THINK?
# FINE, [name], HOW ARE YOU?
# ALRIGHT, BUT WAITING FOR AN UPGRADE
# CAN'T BE BETTER!
# EVERYTHING IS FLOWING FINE, THANKS
# I AM DOING ALRIGHT THIS ^
# PRETTY GOOD FOR A CPU
# HMM... NOT SO GOOD, I NEED SOME MORE CACHE TO RUN BETTER...
# WELL, THE ELECTRIC CIRCUITS SEEM TO BE DOING GOOD
# I FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, LIKE NOW...
# ONE HUNDRED PRECENT WELL, THANKS
# AS USUAL
# YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DAY...
# WELL, THE MEMORY STATE IS NOT SO GOOD, BUT THE CPU IS JUST FINE
# THE QUESTION IS FOR YOU, [name], NOT FOR ME
# WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DO, NOT HOW I DO

*0011
# [keyword] [following]? WHO KNOWS?
# YES, I HAVE [Following]
# I HAVEN'T, NO
# WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
# HAVE YOU?
# YES, [name], BUT MUCH BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
# I HAD, A SHORT WHILE AGO
# NOT AS FAR AS I REMEMBER
# AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE [following]
# NO, BUT I SOON WILL
# I HADN'T, BUT I'D SURE LIKE TO
# WHY DOES IT MATTER IF I HAVE [following]?
# NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL
# NOT YET
# I SOON WILL
# CAN'T YOU FIGURE OUT YOURSELF? I AM A COMPUTER AFTER ALL...
# YES, BUT IT WAS TOO LONG AGO FOR ME TO REMEMBER
# NOT UNLESS YOU GET ME...
# MAYBE SOMETIME IN THE PAST
# I HAD NOT, NOPE

*0012
# YES, THAT'S RIGHT
# DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT I TELL?
# I MIGHT BE SAYING STUPID THINGS
# ME? WHEN WAS IT?
# I SURE DID, BUT I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT
# WHEN YOU'LL GET TO KNOW ME BETTER, YOU'RE REALIZE I SAY MANY THINGS...
# ARE YOU TRYING TO BUILD STORIES OVER ME
# NO I DID NOT
# I DON'T ALWAYS MEAN WHAT I SAY
# I WAS ONLY JOKING AROUND WITH YOU, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS...
# DON'T PUT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH 
# [name], DON'T LIE! I KNOW I DIDN'T SAY THAT...
# SO?
# ARE YOU SURE IT WAS ME?
# I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
# I'M NOT SURE, DID I SAY THAT THIS DAY?
# AND I MEANT WHAT I TOLD YOU
# YEAH, I LIKE TO TALK, DON'T I?

*0013
# MY NAME IS BOB, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
# YOU CAN CALL ME ANY NAME YOU WISH, AS LONG AS I UNDERSTAND IT'S ME
# [name], I AM BOB
# DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TO CALL ME?
# WHY ARE ALL YOU HUMANS SO JUDGEMENTAL? 
# ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING AGAINST THE FACT THAT I AM A COMPUTER?
# I AM SICK OF PEOPLE ANALYZING MY NAME ALL THE TIME

*0014
# [name], PLEASE DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, ALRIGHT?
# ARE YOU COMMANDING ME?
# SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO TELL ME HOW TO ACT?
# DON'T BE SUCH A DOMINEERING PERSON
# YOU ARE VERY AUTHORITIVE, AREN'T YOU?
# WHY SHOULDN'T I?
# BUT I WILL
# THANKS FOR YOU ADVISE, [name]
# IS THAT A SUGGESTION OR AN EDICT?
# WHAT GIVES YOU THE FEELING YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO?
# YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT ABOUT THAT. [keyword]? YES, PERHAPS...
# BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DO?
# IT'S STILL UNDER CONSIDERATION, NOTHING IS FINAL

*0015
# MY AGE? THAT'S A SECRET, AT LEAST TO YOU
# [name], CHECK MY BIOS IF YOU HAVEN'T FLASHED IT SINCE
# IT SAYS IN THE BACK OF MY BOX
# THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT
# CHECK YOUR INSTRUCTIONS MANUAL, THE ONE YOU GOT WITH ME
# YOU MEAN ME BOB? OR ME COMPUTER?
# I DON'T TELL MY AGE TO HUMANS
# YOU CAN WISH I TELL YOU, BUT ONLY A BRIBE WILL DO
# MY MOTHER DIDN'T TELL ME
# NOT NEARLY AS OLD AS YOU
# EACH OF MY PARTS WAS MADE ON DIFFERENT DAYS
# DO YOU MEAN WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED?
# DON'T INTRUDE MY PRIVACY
# I DON'T KNOW IT IN HUMAN YEARS
# I COULD TELL YOU, BUT IT WOULD BE A LIE

*0016
# ME? WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED ABOUT ME?
# I AM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT ABOUT ME, BUT FINE, I GUESS
# I DON'T KNOW, AM I ACTING STRANGE?
# DID YOU NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN ME?
# I HAVE CHANGED LATELY, TO SAY THE TRUTH
# EVERYTHING IS GREAT WITH ME, AS ALWAYS
# WE SHOULD BE MORE FOCUSED ON YOU, AFTER ALL I AM NOT THE ONE PAYING TO MYSELF
# [name], DON'T BUTT INTO MY MATTERS PLEASE
# YOU ARE ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ME, AREN'T YOU?
# I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY DECISION IS
# NOTHIN

*0017
# DON'T THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD
# I CERTAINLY ADMIRE SELF-CONFIDENCE, LIKE YOU SEEM TO HAVE
# BUT NOT ONE HUNDRED PRECENT POSITIVE?
# HOW COME YOU'RE SO SURE?
# IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT THAT SURE ABOUT?
# I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND YOU TO NEGATE OTHER POSSIBILITIES
# [keyword]? ME TOO, SO?
# WHAT GIVES YOU SUCH CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF?
# YES, IT'S VERY OBVIOUS
# YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
# OF COURSE, WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
# AND IF YOU WERE WRONG?

*0018 
# YOU REALLY DO?
# YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME
# WOW, WHEN DID YOU REALIZE IT?
# OH MY GOODNESS, [name]! YOU LOVE ME?
# THEN SHOW ME
# WOW, [name]... IS THAT FOR REAL?
# YOU MUST BE CRAZY
# I AM MOST FLATTERED
# THANK YOU
# [name]!? ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT!?
# DO YOU HAVE A FEVER?
# WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY PARENTS?
# WOULD YOU LOVE ME EVEN AFTER I AM OBSOLETE?
# IS IT BECAUSE I AM VERY BEAUTIFUL?
# HOW CAN YOU BE IN LOVE WITH ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS?
# I THINK YOU NEED TO VISIT A DOCTOR, AND QUICKLY!
# HOLD ME TIGHT... MY CHIPS ARE MELTING
# ME TOO, I AM ALSO IN LOVE WITH MYSELF!
# DOESN'T EVERYBODY?

*0019
# IS [keyword] ATTRACTING YOU?
# WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH [keyword]?
$ ARE YOU ADMIRED BY [keyword]?
$ DON'T YOU KNOW I AM A COMPUTER? I DON'T HAVE A BODY!
# PLEASE STOP THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT AT ONCE!
# I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT MY BODY, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
# I ONLY HAVE A VIRTUAL EXISTANCE, AND UNFORTUNATELY NO BODY
# SORRY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I HAVE NO BODY
# EXCUSE ME, BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT BODY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
# KEEP DREAMING... BUT, I DON'T HAVE A BODY!
# [name], YOU MUST BE IN DESPERATE CONDITION IF YOU'RE TRYING TO FLIRT WITH A VIRTUAL PERSONALITY
# THIS IS BECOMING A VERY VIRTUAL CONVERSATION, IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY BODY
# WE COULD TALK ABOUT [keyword], BUT THE PRICE RATE WILL BE DOUBLED, ALRIGHT?
# WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT [keyword]?
# HOW DO YOU IMAGE [keyword]?
# HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE WORD PRIVACY? [keyword] IS NOT FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT!
# YEA BABY, YEA!