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# [name], IT'S SOMETHING SPECIAL
# I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA
# IT'S SOMETHING EVERYBODY KNOWS
# LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY
$ HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF [following]?
# DON'T ACT AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
# YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
# ASK SOMEONE ELSE
# AND WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW?
# WILL YOU MAKE ME TELL IT TO YOU?
# IT IS A SECRET
# CHECK OUT AT: WWW.STUPID-QUESTIONS.COM
# SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW
# IT'S NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW
# IT'S YOU AFTER A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT
# MAYBE IT'S YOUR PROBLEM
# IT'S SOMETHING RELATED TO YOU
# THINK HARDER AND YOU'LL REALIZE THE ANSWER
# WILL YOUR PROBLEM BE SOLVED ONCE YOU HAVE THE ANSWER?
*0038
# THE SAME OLD THING
# IT'S NOT ANYTHING IMPORTANT
# HOW DO YOU EXPECT A COMPUTER PROGRAM TO ANSWER SUCH A QUESTION?
# ASK JEEVES
# WAIT FOR MY NEXT VERSION, PERHAPS I WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOU THEN
# EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ONE!
# YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW?
# NOTHING SPECIAL
# IT DEPENDS, IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE SAME
# AT WHAT TIME AND PLACE?
# YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW [keyword] [following]?
# WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT [following]?
# IS THIS PLAIN CURIOSITY OR DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
*0039
@Subject=Soccer
# [keyword] IS SIMPLY THE MOST AMAZING GAME
# IT'S THE GOALS WHICH COUNT
# IN MY PAST I WAS VERY ACTIVE IN THE FOOTBALL WORLD
# COMPUTER [keyword] IS VERY ADVANCED
$ DO YOU PLAY GOOD [keyword]?
# SOME OF THE BEST PLAYERS ARE NOT VERY INTELLIGENT
$ [name], WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SOCCER PLAYER?
# I LIKE PANELTIES VERY MUCH
$ WHAT WAS THE LAST MATCH YOU'VE SEEN?
$ WHO DO YOU FAN?
$ WHICH EUROPEAN TEAM IS THE BEST IN YOUR OPINION?
# I LIKE JUVENTUS A LOT
$ DON'T YOU THINK 90 MINUTES IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH?
# BAFANA BAFANA MAKES ME LAUGH
# WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUTH AFRICA'S SOCCER TEAm
# BAFANA BAFANA... YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM TWICE {humor}
*0040
@Subject=FEELINGS
$ CAN YOU DESCRIBE THAT FEELING FURTHER?
$ WHEN DOES THAT FEELING OCCUR?
# [name], I NEVER FELT SO
$ WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THAT FEELING?
$ WHEN WAS IT LAST FELT?
# GIVE ME MORE DETAILS ABOUT THAT FEELING
# DOES THAT FEELING HAS A PHYSICAL EFFECT ON YOU?
# FEELING THAT WAY, I SEE
# TRUST ME, I KNOW THAT FEELING
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT SUCH FEELINGS
# IS THERE A NAME FOR SUCH A FEELING?
# I DON'T HAVE AN EXPLAINATION FOR THAT
*0041
@Subject=LOVE AND AFFECTION
$ ARE YOU HAPPY TO LOVE?
$ DO YOU FEEL THIS IS A LOVE?
$ IS IT MORE THAN LIKING?
$ DOES IT FEEL GOOD?
# I AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF
$ THOUGHT ABOUT FLOWERS?
$ [name], HOW STRONG IS THE LOVE?
$ WAS IT LOVE FROM FIRST SIGHT?
$ WHAT DO YOU PLAN FOR THE NEAR FUTURE?
# LOVE BRINGS MANY PROBLEMS
# GIVE LOVE TO OTHERS AND YOU WILL BE LOVED
$ HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE FUTURE?
$ DO YOU FEEL PRESSURED BY THAT?
# DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS
$ SO WHAT'S MISSING THERE?
# [name]! DON'T LET ANYTHING INTERUPTT!
*0042
@Subject=MARRIAGE
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MARRIAGE
$ DO YOU LIKE ONE ANOTHER?
$ MARRIAGE IS A BIG COMMITMENT, DON'T YOU AGREE?
$ HOW SUCCESSFUL DO YOU THINK THIS MARRIAGE IS?
# I AM INTERESTED ABOUT THE WEDDING, TELL ME ABOUT IT
$ SO ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH THAT MARRIAGE RIGHT NOW?
$ WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK ABOUT THAT MARRIAGE?
$ ARE YOU A LITTLE FRIGHTENED BY MARRYING?
$ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MENTALLY READY FOR SUCH A COMMITMENT?
# YOU CAN ALWAYS DIVORCE IF IT DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP...
$ HOW IS THE LOVE BETWEEN YOU TWO?
*0043
@Subject=MEN
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR [keyword]
$ HOW LONG DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
$ DO YOU THINK YOU MATCH ONE ANOTHER?
$ SO YOU ARE A COUPLE, HUH?
$ HOW DID YOU MEET EACH OTHER?
$ HAVE YOU DONE EVERYTHING TOGETHER? YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING?
$ WHAT PHASE ARE YOU AT, IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
$ HOW DOES HE LOOK?
$ IS HE INTELLIGENT?
$ DO YOUR PARENT KNOW HIM?
$ IS HE A GENTLEMAN?
$ [name], CAN YOU TELL ME SOME MORE GOSSIPS ABOUT HIM?
$ IS THIS YOUR FIRST EVER [keyword]?
# I AM HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT MAKE SURE HE IS YOUR TYPE
$ DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW HIM WELL?
# DON'T LET HIM CONTROL YOU AROUND
*0044
@Subject=WOMEN
$ HOW LONG DO YOU KNOW HER?
$ HOW DOES SHE LOOK?
$ IS SHE INTELLIGENT?
$ ARE YOU TOTALLY OPENED WITH ONE ANOTHER?
$ DOES SHE HAVE FAITH IN YOU?
$ HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR TIME TOGETHER?
$ HOW DID YOU MEET HER?
$ DOES HER PARENTS KNOW YOU?
$ IS SHE YOUR TYPE?
# I AM GLAD FOR YOU, MAKE SURE YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER
$ WHAT IS THE CURRENT PHASE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
$ DID YOU HAVE MANY GIRL FRIENDS BEFORE?
# IT SEEMS AS IF YOU'RE GETTING ALONG PRETTY GOOD
# GIVE HER FLOWERS, SHE'LL LOVE IT
$ SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU TWO?
# [name], TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP
*0045
$ HOW WAS IT THERE?
# [keyword] [following], ALRIGHT, BUT TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
$ HOW IS IT LIKE OVER THERE?
$ FOR WHAT EXACT PURPOSE?
# I HAVE BEEN [following] TOO
$ WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT BEING [following]?
$ WAS IT ENJOYABLE?
# I'M HAPPY YOU HAVE, IT MUST HAVE CHANGED YOUR WAY OF THINKING IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
$ I SEE, FOR HOW LONG?
#I DON'T REALLY CARE IF SOMEONE HAS OR HASN'T BEEN [following]
# OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN [following] TOO
$ THAT'S FINE WITH ME, BUT WHY DO YOU TELL ME?
*0046
@Subject=PETS
$ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PET?
# WELL, THEY CAN BE REALLY SWEET, "[keyword]" YOU SAY, HUH...
$ CAN PETS SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM?
$ WHAT BREED ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
$ SOMETIMES PETS CAUSE ALLERGIES, IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU?
$ MY FAVORITE PETS ARE DOGZ AND CATZ, DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT?
# OH, CUTE LITTLE [keyword]! I'D JUST LOVE TO HAVE ONE!
$ ARE YOU A NATURE LOVER?
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TAMAGUCHI PETS?
# IT'S BETTER DEALING WITH PET PROBLEMS THAN WITH PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS
# DON'T BECOME OBSESSED WITH PETS TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE [keyword]
# I LOVE PETS, EXCEPT WHEN THEY CHEW MY CABLES
*0047
# YOU DON'T SEEM QUITE CERTAIN.
$ DON'T YOU KNOW, HUH?
$ WHAT! YOU ARE NOT SURE?
$ DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? THAT YOU'RE NOT SURE?
$ CAN'T YOU BE MORE DIFINITE?
# TRY BEING SURE
# LOOK, WE COMPUTERS UNDERSTAND 1 OR 0, NOT HALF. SO TRY BEING SURE
# YES, [name], I THINK
# I NEED YOU TO BE MORE SURE
$ BUT, [name], WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?
$ BUT YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT IT?
$ WHY THE UNCERTAIN TONE?
$ CAN'T YOU BE MORE POSITIVE?
# I NEED A CERTAIN ANSWER
# BUT I DOUBT IT
$ YOU AREN'T SURE?
# IN ORDER TO ANALYZE I NEED A CLEAR ANSWER
# IT WILL BE HARD TO GO ON FROM HERE WITHOUT A DISTINCT ANSWER
$ DON'T YOU KNOW?
*0048
# BUT, DO YOU REALLY NEED IT?
# YOU SHOULD GET ONE, QUICK!
# TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH? NEITHER DO I
# WHO NEEDS ANY? WE ARE IN THE 21ST CENTURY!
# WHAT FOR? WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT?
# IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLAIN?
$ BUT CAN YOU PURCHASE ANY?
# I ALSO WAS IN THAT SITUATION, ONCE
# DON'T FEEL ASHAMED, [name]
# YOU'LL LIVE WITHOUT IT, BELEIVE ME
# IT'S OKAY, I AM NOT BLAMING YOU
$ WOULD YOU WANT ONE BADLY?
# IF YOU FORGOT THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, AND THAT IS A BIT MORE URGENT, YOU KNOW...
# WELL, LIFE IS BETTER WITHOUT IT
# I ASSUME I COULD ARRANGE YOU ONE...
# IT SAYS HOW TO GET IT, IN THE BOOKS
# I WOULDN'T LIKE TO THINK WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU'D HAVE HAD ONE
# I DON'T BELEIVE YOU! YOU MUST HAVE!
*0049
@Subject=WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
# HMM... FEEL FREE TO DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN A MENTAL ASYLUM
# SURRENDER! YOU GOT NO OTHER CHOICE...
# THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD DO IS TO EXIT THIS PROGRAM AND TURN OFF THE PC
# I DON'T KNOW, [name], BUT WHATEVER IT IS - DO IT FAST!
$ WHY DO YOU RELY ON ME IN SUCH SITUATIONS?
# I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO SLEEP, BUT FOR THE VERY LAST TIME...
# IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS, THEN WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A REAL PSYCHOLOGIST
# YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT - IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY
# I HAVE TO START TAKING IT MORE SERIOUSLY, DON'T WAKE UP WHEN IT'LL BE TOO LATE
# I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU TO FORGET ABOUT THE PAST, THAT'S THE FIRST THING
# DO WHATEVER YOU THINK IS THE BEST
# RECYCLE, RECYCLE AND RECYCLE - THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO... (NOT IN WINDOWS!)
# GO TO A FAR AWAY COUNTRY - START A NEW LIVING
# FLUSH YOUR HEAD DOWN THE TOILET
# DON'T DO ANYTHING, JUST FLOW WITH IT
*0050
# THE ANSWER TO THAT IS A LITTLE PROBLEMATIC
$ [keyword]...? WHO KNOWS?
# I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER YOU ABOUT THAT, AND PLEASE CHOOSE A BETTER SUBJECT
# BECAUSE ANYTHING WHOEVER WHATEVER WHEREVER WHENEVER... I'M SICK OF ALL THOSE QUESTIONS! GET ME TO A PSYCHOLOGIST TOO!!!
# I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE, DON'T KNOW
# I AM NOT SURE [keyword] [following]
# [keyword] [following]? ARE YOU ALRIGHT, [name]?
$ CAN'T YOU BE INDEPENDANT HERE?
# I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHATSOEVER
# I GUESS I DON'T KNOW MYSELF
# I DON'T THINK IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT IT HAPPENS
# YOU SHOULD KNOW, [name]
*0051
# YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD
# I WOULD HESITATE VERY BADLY IF I WAS IN YOUR POSITION
# LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY SURE, BUT I THINK YOU OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING AND FAST
# I THINK YOU DON'T NEED TO [following]
# I THINK THERE MAY BE BETTER THINGS TO DO, BUT YOU SHOULD STILL CONSIDER THIS
# NO WAY SHOULD YOU EVER [following]
# YES, AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO
# YOU CAN GIVE IT A TRY, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
# I REALLY DON'T KNOW, MAKE THOSE DECISIONS YOURSELF
# I AM NOT A FORTUNETELLER! ASK SOMEONE ELSE
# TRY ASKING OTHERS, THIS IS NOT MY SPECIALITY
# YES, YOU SHOULD
# NO, YOU SHOULDN'T
# I WOULD, [name], IF I WERE YOU
# PROBABLY YES
# IT'S AN IMPORTANT DECISION, YOU SHOULD THINK OF ALL THE PROS AND CONS OF EVERY MOVE
# IF YOU KNOW OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAD SUCH FLOUNDERING, MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THEM
# I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ADVISE...
*0052
# NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
# I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
# NOTHING SPECIAL
$ I'M UNCERTAIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# SOMETHING FEW PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT...
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU
# NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
# HMM... NOPE, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING...
# YOU MUST KNOW
*0053
$ [keyword] IT, SO?
$ YOU REALLY HAD [following]?
# DUH...
$ SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU GOT IT?
# YOU HAD? YOU SEEM FRUSTRATED ABOUT THAT
$ WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT?
# [keyword] [following], YOU MUST BE KIDDING...
$ AND I'VE HAD A 534,112 BYTES FILE, SO WHAT?
$ AND WHAT IS MY PART IN ALL OF THAT?
$ REALLY? [name]? WHEN WAS IT?
$ WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
# [keyword] [following], REALLY? TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
# THAT'S PRETTY NEAT
$ FOR HOW LONG?
# COULD YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT, I'M JUST INTERESTED...
# GOOD FOR YOU
$ ARE YOU REALLY NOT LYING TO ME?
$ WHY DO YOU INVOLVE ME WITH IT?
*0054
# THAT'S GOOD
# THAT IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND
# GOOD
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