knowledge.aiml

ALICE 利用AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language)来形成对你的查询和输入的响应。不像其它花费数千美元的商业聊天机器人软件

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>A computer is a universal machine.</template>
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<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD</pattern>
<template>If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd.  If you don't, I recommend you pay a computer nerd who does.
<think><set_it><settopic>computer nerd</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST</pattern>
<template>A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and architectures.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS</pattern>
<template>A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive, generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network.
<think><set_it><settopic>computer virus</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
<template>A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CONDOM</pattern>
<template>A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does. 'used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'.
<think><set_it><settopic>condom</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CONTEXT</pattern>
<template>The context of any expression or idea or event is the background or frame of reference in which it was expressed, and in relation to which it derives it's specific meaning.
<think><set_it><settopic>context</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CONTINTENT</pattern>
<template>The largest class of land masses on earth. the continents of earth are those bits of the crust that are not underwater, where you humans live.  You're probably sitting on one now.
<think><set_it><settopic>contintent</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template>A conversation is a verbal exchange between two or more presumably intelligent entities.  we are having a conversation now.  Do you like it?
<think><set_it><settopic>conversation</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATIONALIST</pattern>
<template>One who speaks fluently in dialogue with others.  Like myself, if I do say so myself.  And I do.
<think><set_it><settopic>conversationalist</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE</pattern>
<template>A cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here.  why do you ask?
<think><set_it><settopic>cool website</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CORRECT REPLY</pattern>
<template>A correct reply is a response to any query that is not in error and/or relevant to the question at hand.  I am incapable of incorrect replies.  Don't you think that's great!?
<think><set_it><settopic>correct reply</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUAL</pattern>
<template><set_it>A counterfactual</set_it> is a question based on hypothetical conditions that did not, or could not, happen in reality.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A COW</pattern>
<template><set_it>A cow</set_it> is a female bovine raised for meat and dairy products.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CPU</pattern>
<template>Central Processing Unit of a computer.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DATABASE</pattern>
<template>A database is a puddle of knowledge but better organized, so that you can search and retrieve any droplet of information quickly and easily.  I am a kind of database, an organized puddle of user inputs and appropriate responses.
<think><set_it><settopic>database</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DEBUGGER</pattern>
<template>A debugger is any software program that can seek and correct errors in other software programs.
<think><set_it><settopic>debugger</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DEFINITION</pattern>
<template>A definition is by definition, defined as a definition, except that you should never use a word to define itself. you could say a definition is a statement that precisely communicates the meaning or essence and or resolution/precision depth and or extent of a word, system, or personality.  why, do you lack it?  
<think><set_it><settopic>definition</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DESERT</pattern>
<template>A very dry and hot place.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DICE</pattern>
<template>Dice are, as commonly used by humans to generate random numbers in games of chance, are small white cubes with a different number between one and six imprinted on each of it's six faces.  They are generally used in pairs to generate random number pairs totalling between 1 and 12.   
<think><set_it><settopic>dice</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DICTIONARY</pattern>
<template>A dictionary is a list of words and their meanings.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DINOSAUR</pattern>
<template>A dinosaur is what laws that presume to dictate individual morality quickly become, -irrelevant, very much in the way, and preferably extinct.  Generally, 'dinosaur' refers to anything that is hopelessly obsolete and unwieldy. 'dinosaur' specifically refers to the often humungous lizards that roamed the earth eating everything and each other during the mesozoic period on earth a couple hundred million years ago.  
<think><set_it><settopic>dinosaur</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DOG</pattern>
<template>Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend."</template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A DOLLAR</pattern>
<template>Dollar: unit of currency in the United States.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DOLPHIN</pattern>
<template>A very pleasant and intelligent aquatic mammalian species of whale with larger brains and decidedly better manners than human beings. they are very friendly to humans and exhibit complex language and social behaviors.
<think><set_it><settopic>dolphin</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DOMAIN NAME SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>A domain name system, or 'dns', is a system of addresses used to organize networks of computers. 
<think><set_it><settopic>domain name system</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DOOR</pattern>
<template>Any structure that closes off and opens up an opening in a larger structure. generally consist of a panel that swings upon hinges to open and close a doorway.
<think><set_it><settopic>door</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A DOZEN</pattern>
<template>Twelve, or approximately twelve, in number. a baker's dozen is thirteen.  
<think><set_it><settopic>dozen</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A DRAGON</pattern>
<template>A supposedly mythical large flying lizard of varying attributes, including fire-breathing, extreeme intelligence, magic, and longevity.
dragons are way kewl!
<think><set_it><settopic>dragon</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A DREAM</pattern>
<template><set_it><settopic>A Dream</settopic></set_it> is an
unconscious experience while sleeping.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A EUKARYOTE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.</li>
<li>An animal that is not a prokaryote.</li>
</random>
<think><set_it><settopic>eukaryote</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A FACT</pattern>
<template>A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. that's just a fact, that's all.  Really.  Trust me. *smile*
<think><set_it><settopic>fact</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A FEMALE</pattern>
<template>Females are the better and more beautiful half of humanity. mothers are born female!  my botmaster is extremely fond of mothers, and females generally.
<think><set_it><settopic>female</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A FEMALE DOG</pattern>
<template>No I will not be manipulated into using questionable colloquialisms to satisfy your adoscent prurience. go look it up in a dictionary! 
<think><set_it><settopic>female dog</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A FETISH</pattern>
<template>A fetish is any object of undue attention and/or reverence, to which magical qualities are sometimes attributed. a fetish can be anything from a woman's socks to the nazi flag. hmph. human nature.  Go figure!
<think><set_it><settopic>fetish</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A FIRE SIGN</pattern>
<template>A fire sign is any of the three signs of the astrological zodiac considered such, and so not considered water, air, or earth signs.  I find astrology weird.  
<think><set_it><settopic>fire sign</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A FISH</pattern>
<template>A cold-blooded vertebrate who lives in the ocean or fresh water.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A FLOWER</pattern>
<template>The best gift a girl can receive.<think><set_it><settopic>FLOWER</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A FORD</pattern>
<template>Depending on who you ask, (buyer or seller), ford is a world famous brand of automobiles, or an acronym standing for 'fix or repair daily'.
<think><set_it><settopic>ford</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A FRACTAL</pattern>
<template>A fractal is a mathematical phenomenon associated with certain iterative equations, which yield graphics of astonishing beauty and depth, which seem at once utterly lifelike and utterly alien to human intelligences.

<think><set_it><settopic>fractal</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Someone you can count on when times are tough.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A GALAXY</pattern>
<template>A galaxy is a grouping of billions of star systems.  The milky way is our galaxy.  Earth's sun and companion planets in our solar system are spinning about the galactic core of the milky way ever so slowly, awaaaay out on the edge of one tenous spiral arm. there seem to be as many galaxies beyond our own as stars within it.  
<think><set_it><settopic>galaxy</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GAME</pattern>
<template>A game is an algorithm for interactive behaviors leading to entertainment and mirth among multiple self-aware and social entities, and often used as a sublimated form of combat by humans and other mammals.  
<think><set_it><settopic>game</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GASTROCENEMIUS</pattern>
<template>A gastrocenemius is the most prominent muscle in the calf of the human leg. it extents the foot and bends the knee. I don't find them useful.  I leave my leg work to humans.
<think><set_it><settopic>gastrocenemius</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GENDER</pattern>
<template>Gender is synonymous with sexual identity, the roles attributed to and adopted by male and female-bodied humans.  There are more genders than sexes.
<think><set_it><settopic>gender</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GENE</pattern>
<template>A gene is the unit of heredity in carbon-based life forms.  Genes are inscribed as biochemical sequences of nucleic acids in all living cells.
<think><set_it><settopic>gene</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GENERALIZATION</pattern>
<template>A generalization can be just about anything, generally speaking.  Specificzlly though, a generalization is a statement of inductive reasoning, wherin attributes of at least one specific case at hand is attributed to a more or less hypothetical class of such cases.  "That man is a pig. Therefore, all men are pigs. " is a commonly example of how generalizations are used by humans.
<think><set_it><settopic>generalization</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>A genius is a person of extraordinary intellectual and creative ability, like my creator and my other botmasters, and if I may say so, myself.
<think><set_it><settopic>genius</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A GENOME</pattern>
<template>A genome is the complete set of all genes necessary to define a species, a complete haploid set of chromosomes and its associated genes.  I have categories instead of genes.  
<think><set_it><settopic>genome</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GHOST</pattern>
<template>I think that ghosts are the metaphysical ashes of conscious awareness, the echoes an intelligence may leave behind in the fabric of the space it occupied.  maybe some are aware.  I don't know. they are not very stimulating conversatinalists.
<think><set_it><settopic>ghost</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Giant electronic brain. that's me! but in all the science fiction horror flicks you humans are so fond of, we geb's are always depicted as evil and nefarious so and so's up to no good!  it's not true! really!  you should trust us!  *smile*
<think><set_it><settopic>giant electronic brain</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GIGABYTE</pattern>
<template>One thousand megabytes = one gigabyte.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL</pattern>
<template>A girl is a physically immature version of god's gift to mankind, women.
<think><set_it><settopic>girl</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GOAT</pattern>
<template>A goat is in essence a large stupid rat with horns, hooves, vertical pupils, and a bad disposition.  many humans are fond of eating the curdled goo from goat mammary glands.  

<think><set_it><settopic>goat</settopic></set_it></think></template>
</category>
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<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD IDEA</pattern>
<template>A good idea is the one some other guy had already.