英语常用脏话实战 vol.1.txt

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{51138}{51208}So you can't say, ""l'm Cartman,|the fattest fucking piece of shit|in the world?""
{51210}{51260}- Fuck you-- Aaaaah!|- Dude! Sweet!
{51262}{51332}This has gone far enough.|lt's time we talked to our moms.
{51334}{51380}We're supposed|to be grounded.
{51382}{51438}Come on, Kyle.|lt's time for us to get political.
{51440}{51514}Canada will no longer|corrupt our children!
{51516}{51562}Mom, can l talk to you?
{51564}{51624}Kyle, what are you doing here?|You are grounded!
{51626}{51689}Now get back to the house|and stay there!
{51691}{51752}- You too, Stanley.|- Mom, we think you're going too far.
{51754}{51798}You can't kill|Terrance and Phillip.
{51800}{51846}We must fight for|our children's futures!
{51848}{51907}You're starting a war.|You have to stop it.
{51908}{51955}- To make them safe again!|- Hello?
{51956}{52009}- Our children are precious!|- Hello!
{52011}{52074}We must make a stand now!
{52076}{52124}Stop at nothing!
{52127}{52172}l told you my mom|wouldn't listen.
{52174}{52244}- Then we're gonna have to save|Terrance and Phillip ourselves.|- What? What?
{52246}{52292}What would Brian Boitano do?
{52294}{52364}He'd figure out a way to|rescue Terrance and Phillip|before they're executed.
{52366}{52423}We can't do anything.|Our moms' organization is too strong.
{52424}{52502}Then we'll round up all|the grounded kids in town|and start our own organization...
{52504}{52551}to help save|Terrance and Phillip.
{52552}{52605}Hey, yeah!|Our own secret club!
{52607}{52670}- l guess that could work.|- We have to try.
{52672}{52705}. What would Brian Boitano do .
{52707}{52745}. lf he was here right now .
{52747}{52791}. He'd make a plan|and he'd follow through .
{52792}{52830}. That's what|Brian Boitano'd do .
{52832}{52870}. When Brian Boitano|was in the Olympics .
{52872}{52910}. Skating for the gold .
{52912}{52948}. He did two salchows|and a triple lutz .
{52950}{52994}. While wearing a blindfold .
{52995}{53034}. When Brian Boitano|was in the Alps .
{53036}{53070}. Fighting grizzly bears .
{53072}{53109}. He used his magical|fire breath .
{53111}{53156}. And saved|the maidens fair .
{53158}{53196}. So what would|Brian Boitano do .
{53197}{53232}. lf he were here today .
{53234}{53279}. l'm sure he'd kick|an ass or two .
{53281}{53322}. That's what|Brian Boitano'd do .
{53324}{53401}. l want this V-chip|out of me .
{53403}{53475}. lt has stunted|my vocabulary .
{53477}{53563}. And l just want my mom|to stop fighting everyone .
{53564}{53603}. For Wendy|l'll be an activist too .
{53605}{53641}. 'Cause that what|Brian Boitano would do .
{53642}{53681}. And what would|Brian Boitano do .
{53683}{53723}. He'd call|all the kids in town .
{53725}{53768}. And tell them|to unite for truth .
{53770}{53810}. That's what|Brian Boitano'd do .
{53812}{53877}- Did someone say my name?|- Who are you?
{53879}{53925}- l'm Brian Dennehy.|- What?
{53927}{53969}No, not fuckin'|Brian Dennehy!
{53970}{54010}Get the fuck outta here.
{54012}{54054}Oh. Bye.
{54056}{54130}. When Brian Boitano traveled|through time to the year 3010 .
{54132}{54180}. He fought|the evil robot king .
{54181}{54226}. And saved|the human race again .
{54228}{54292}. And when Brian Boitano|built the pyramids|he beat up Kublai Khan .
{54294}{54350}. 'Cause Brian Boitano|doesn't take shit .
{54352}{54409}. From anybody .
{54411}{54469}. So let's call|all the kids together .
{54471}{54507}. And unite to stop our moms .
{54508}{54547}. And we'll save|Terrance and Phillip too .
{54548}{54602}. 'Cause that's what|Brian Boitano'd do .
{54604}{54631}. And we'll save|Terrance and Phillip too .
{54633}{54711}. 'Cause that's what|Brian Boitano'd do .
{54712}{54772}. 'Cause that's what|Brian Boitano'd do ..
{54873}{54929}[ Saddam ]|Hey, relax, guy!
{54931}{54974}- [ Satan ] Oh, there's nothing on.|- [ TV, lndistinct ]
{54976}{55057}- You just get cranky|when you're tired, that's all.|- l'm not cranky!
{55059}{55152}What started as a spat between|the U.S. and Canada is quickly|turning into World War Three.
{55154}{55206}- [ Excitedly ] World War Three?|- Shh!
{55208}{55286}Terrance and Phillip are going to be put|to death for crimes against humanity.
{55288}{55334}- The time of execution has--|- [ Clicks TV Off ]
{55336}{55407}lt has come to be.|The Four Horsemen are drawing nigh.
{55408}{55477}The time of prophecy|is upon us!
{55479}{55564}l love when you get all biblical, Satan.|You know exactly how to turn my crank!
{55566}{55612}No, l'm being serious.
{55614}{55664}- lt is the seventh sign.|- What?
{55666}{55761}Behold, the first signs of my reign|have all come true.
{55763}{55830}The fall of an empire,|the coming of a comet...
{55831}{55928}and now, when the blood of these|Canadians touches American soil...
{55930}{56013}it will be our time to rise!
{56015}{56062}- [ Gasps ]|- Yeah! Yeah!
{56063}{56110}Man, l'm gettin' so hot!|Let's fuck!
{56111}{56202}Do you always think about sex?|l'm talking about|very important stuff here!
{56203}{56285}l'm just excited about|taking over the world! Come on!
{56287}{56357}ls sex the only thing|that matters to you?
{56358}{56403}l love you.
{56404}{56451}l want to believe that.
{56452}{56519}So what do you say you shut off|that light and get close, huh?
{56550}{56597}[ Rustling ]
{56598}{56645}- [ Squishy Plunging Sound ]|- [ Satan Groans ] Ohh. Oww.
{56647}{56698}[ Saddam ] Yeah, you like that,|don't you, bitch?
{56762}{56838}Okay, we can use my dad's computer|to call all the kids together.
{56840}{56901}Before we put a message out,|do a search on ""clitoris.""
{56903}{56960}Oh, okay.
{56962}{57042}- ""Found: Eight million pages|with the word 'clitoris.'""|- Wow!
{57044}{57119}l'll just try the first one.|""You must be 18 to enter this web site.""
{57121}{57192}Okay. ""Welcome to|German Sick Fetish Video.
{57193}{57240}lf you are under 18, do not--''
{57241}{57288}- Well, okay.|- [ Click ]
{57289}{57349}- .. [ Techno ]|- [ Man ] Du hast Scheisse gern.
{57351}{57422}- Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!|- Whoa! ls it Cartman's mom?
{57423}{57488}- Oh, very funny.|- Hey, it is Cartman's mom!
{57490}{57544}- Essen mein Scheisse!|- [ Cartman's Mom ]|All righty, then.
{57546}{57592}- Aw, son of a bit-- Aaaaah!|- [ Zapping ]
{57594}{57656}- Ba-ba-ba-bah!|- Get out of here, lke!|You're too young for this.
{57658}{57684}- [ Gurgling ] Bullshit.|- What's he doing now?
{57684}{57706}- [ Gurgling ] Bullshit.|- What's he doing now?
{57708}{57756}- [ Man ] Essen mein Scheisse!|- Okey-dokey!
{57758}{57799}[ Farting ]
{57801}{57848}- [ All Screaming ]|- [ German Continues ]
{57849}{57896}Click it off, dude!
{57897}{57955}What the fuck is wrong|with German people?
{57957}{58040}All right, let's just do|what we came here to do and|put a message out to kids.
{58041}{58114}l've gotta put out an all-access e-mail.|Goddamn, your mom sucks.
{58116}{58166}- Just get to the message board.|- l'm trying.
{58168}{58230}l can't find a Canadian server.|l've got to break into the mainframe.
{58232}{58315}Damn it, they've got an access code.|l'll try to reroute the encryptions.
{58402}{58469}Okay, here we go. ""Want to|help Terrance and Phillip?""
{58471}{58518}[ Kyle Reading ]
{58575}{58633}- Tell 'em we'll have punch and pie.|- We're not!
{58634}{58716}More people will come|if they think we have punch and pie!
{58766}{58852}""This is top secret.|The password is...""
{58854}{58909}La Resistance.
{58909}{58965}[ Radio Announcer ] And so the draft|will begin tomorrow...
{58967}{59035}as more and more troops are needed|to invade the Canadian border.
{59037}{59085}The Canadian government|pleads for a peaceful resolution...
{59087}{59140}but naturally,|we're not listening.
{59142}{59180}Good night, hon.
{59182}{59240}Mom, when is the war|gonna be over?
{59242}{59296}l don't know, hon.|Soon, we hope.
{59298}{59356}You want it|to end quickly, huh?
{59398}{59446}- Mom?|- Yes, hon?
{59448}{59542}lf you were in a German Scheisse video,|you'd tell me, right?
{59568}{59602}Sure, hon.|Good night!
{59684}{59751}[ Whooshing ]
{59752}{59802}[ Gasps ]
{59804}{59850}Aaaaaaah!
{59852}{59912}- Poltergeist!|- [ Muffled ]
{59914}{60012}- Kenny, is that you?|- [ Panicked, Muffled Chatter ]
{60014}{60081}- Satan? Satan is coming here?|- [ Continues Chattering ]
{60083}{60140}Saddam Hussein?|That doesn't make sense, Kenny!
{60142}{60198}- [ Angry, Muffled Reply ]|- Aaaaaaaah!
{60200}{60249}Eric!|Eric, what is it?
{60251}{60325}- l saw him! l saw Kenny!|- Oh, you poor dear.
{60327}{60370}You've been through so much.
{60371}{60440}l bet him he couldn't light a fart|on fire, and now he's all pissed off--
{60442}{60490}Aaaah! l can't say ""pissed off""?|Aaaah!
{60539}{60596}The execution of Terrance and Phillip|is imminent.
{60597}{60659}Soon Saddam and l|will rule the world.
{60661}{60708}[ Sinister Laughter ]
{60709}{60782}Hey, Satan! l got some new luggage|for our trip up to Earth!
{60783}{60838}Let's fuck to celebrate!
{60839}{60910}What's it like up on Earth, Saddam?|Tell me about it again.
{60911}{60958}Let's not talk.|Let's get busy!
{60959}{61062}When you first got here we used to talk|all night long until the sun came up.
{61063}{61122}We would just lie in bed|and talk.
{61123}{61194}Well, yeah, 'cause l was still waitin'|to get you in bed, dummy!
{61196}{61266}How come you always|want to make love to me from behind?
{61268}{61321}ls it because you want to pretend|l'm somebody else?
{61322}{61369}Satan. Your ass|is gigantic and red.
{61370}{61438}Who am l gonna pretend you are?|Liza Minnelli?
{61475}{61545}Aww, don't get all pissy!
{61586}{61633}[ Sighs ]
{61726}{61794}. Sometimes l think .
{61796}{61860}. When l look up real high .
{61861}{61942}. That there's such|a big world up there .
{61944}{62023}. l'd like to give it a try .
{62025}{62080}. But then l sink .
{62082}{62151}. 'Cause it's here|l'm supposed to stay .
{62152}{62220}. But l get|so lonely down here .
{62222}{62338}. Tell me, why does it|have to be that way .
{62339}{62406}. Up there|there is so much room .
{62407}{62475}. Where babies burp|and flowers bloom .
{62477}{62550}. Everyone dreams|l could dream too .
{62552}{62588}. Up there .
{62590}{62676}. Up where the skies|are ocean blue .
{62677}{62768}. l could be safe|and live without a care .
{62770}{62850}. Up there .
{62852}{62917}- . They say l don't belong .|- [ Backup Singers ]|. Oooh-ooh, oooh-ooh .
{62919}{62983}- . l must stay below alone .|- . Oooh-ooh .
{62984}{63039}. Because of my beliefs .
{63041}{63130}. l'm supposed to stay|where evil is sown .
{63132}{63206}- . Oooh ooh-ooh-oooh .|- . But what is evil anyway .
{63208}{63293}- . ls there reason to the rhyme .|- . Oooh-ooh, oooh-ooh .
{63295}{63330}. Without evil|there could be no good .
{63332}{63457}. So it must be good|to be evil sometimes .
{63458}{63532}. Up there|there is so much room .
{63534}{63620}. Where babies burp|and flowers bloom .
{63622}{63661}. Everyone dreams|l can dream too .
{63662}{63702}. Up there .
{63704}{63803}. Up where the skies|are ocean blue .
{63804}{63909}- . l could be safe|and live without a care .|- . Without a care .
{63911}{63980}- . Live without a care .|- . lf l could .
{63982}{64017}. lf only l could live .
{64019}{64084}[ Falsetto ]|. Up there .
{64086}{64156}. l wanna live|l wanna live up .
{64157}{64275}. Oooooh, yeah|Oooooh .
{64277}{64311}. l want to live .
{64312}{64419}. Up there ..
{64421}{64474}Ohhh!
{64646}{64726}- You're late, Cartman!|- l had to ride my bike here.|My behind is killing me.
{64727}{64793}- Your ""behind""?|- l had to say ""behind"" because|l'll get shocked if l say ass--
{64794}{64851}- Aaaaah!|- Did you bring the punch and pie?
{64853}{64899}No. You guys,|something happened.
{64901}{64946}l don't think Kenny's dead.
{64948}{64994}- What?|- l saw him in my room.
{64996}{65052}l know, Cartman.|l see Kenny every day.
{65054}{65121}- You do?|- Sure, dude.|On the face of every child.
{65122}{65169}On the smile|of every baby.
{65171}{65217}l'm telling you|this was Kenny!
{65219}{65277}He said that if|Terrance and Phillip die...
{65278}{65337}Saddam Hussein and Satan are gonna|come up and rule the world.
{65339}{65376}Saddam Hussein?
{65378}{65421}- [ Knocking On Door ]|- [ Gasps ]
{65482}{65557}- Who is it?|- [ Gregory Whispering ]|l'm here for La Resistance.
{65559}{65617}- What's the password?|- Uh, l don't know.
{65619}{65676}- Guess.|- Uh, bacon.
{65677}{65716}Okay.
{65754}{65824}Viva La Resistance.
{65826}{65896}- Oh, no! lt's that kid!|- This is the place.
{65898}{65965}- Wendy?|- Stan? You started La Resistance?
{65994}{66056}You're more political|than we thought.
{66058}{66121}Let us get this meeting underway.|There are others coming.
{66122}{66177}[ Chattering ]
{66179}{66252}Wow. A lot of people showed up.
{66254}{66348}Okay, uh, Terrance and Phillip|are supposed to be killed...
{66350}{66402}and we thinks|that sucks ass!
{66452}{66532}- Yes?|- Uh, we were to understand|there'd be pie and punch.
{66534}{66584}- There isn't any.|- Oh.
{66658}{66720}Uh, Terrance and Phillip|are supposed to be killed...
{66722}{66780}so we think we should prank-call|a bunch of policemen...
{66782}{66840}and have pizzas sent to them|that they didn't order.
{66842}{66888}Viva La Resistance!
{66890}{66953}- Oh-- [ Sighs ]|- Uh--
{66955}{66990}- May l?|- What?
{66992}{67038}Terrance and Phillip|are being held...
{67040}{67090}at a Canadian internment camp|two kilometers outside of town.
{67092}{67162}They are to be executed tomorrow|during a star-studded|U.S.O. show for the troops.
{67163}{67213}- Tomorrow?|- Once the show begins...
{67215}{67293}we have one hour to get Terrance|and Phillip out of their cell|and into this clearing.
{67295}{67375}There we will all r