英语常用脏话实战 vol.1.txt

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{2036}{2091}- Mom, can l have eight dollars|to see a movie?|- A movie?
{2092}{2163}Yeah. lt's gonna be the best movie ever.|lt's a foreign film from Canada.
{2165}{2215}All right.|But be back for supper.
{2217}{2259}Thanks, Mom.
{2261}{2310}. Oh, what|a picture-perfect child .
{2312}{2365}. Just like Jesus|he's tender and mild .
{2367}{2453}. He'd wear a smile|while he wore a thorny crown .
{2455}{2516}. What an angel with|a heart so sweet and sure .
{2518}{2575}. And a mind|so open and pure .
{2575}{2681}. Thank God we live in this quiet,|redneck mountain town .
{2682}{2735}Dude!|Dude, wake up!
{2783}{2830}[ Stan ]|Kenny, come on!
{2831}{2865}[ Muffled ]|Coming!
{2867}{2943}The Terrance and Phillip movie is out.|You wanna come?
{2945}{3015}- [ Muffled ] Sure. Let's go!|- Where do you think you're goin'?
{3017}{3097}- [ Muffled Reply ]|- You can't. You have to go to church.
{3099}{3138}- [ Whining ]|- [ Mother ] Well, fine.
{3140}{3182}Go ahead and miss church.
{3183}{3262}Then when you die and go to hell,|you can answer to Satan!
{3264}{3313}[ Muffled ]|Okay!
{3315}{3366}. You can see your breath|hanging in the air .
{3368}{3415}. You see homeless people|but you just don't care .
{3417}{3499}. lt's a sea of smiles in which|we'd be glad to drown .
{3501}{3571}.. [ Muffled Singing ]
{3606}{3658}That's right!|. lt's Sunday morning .
{3660}{3693}[ Choir Joins ln ]|. ln our quiet, little .
{3694}{3752}. White-bread|redneck mountain town .
{3754}{3796}Ba-ba-ba-ba-bah!
{3798}{3861}- Ready, lke? Kick the baby!|- Don't kick the baby.
{3863}{3901}- Kick the baby!|- [ lke Shrieks, Giggles ]
{3929}{3980}lke! You broke another window!
{3982}{4043}That's a bad baby!|Bad baby!
{4045}{4107}Kyle, we're going to|the Terrance and Phillip movie.
{4109}{4172}- Oh, my God, dude!|- Kyle! Where are you going?
{4174}{4209}Uh, ice skating.
{4211}{4257}Well, take your|little brother with you.
{4259}{4332}- He's not even my real brother.|He's adopted.|- Do as l say, Kyle!
{4334}{4366}Okay, okay, l'm sorry.
{4412}{4460}. Look at those frail|and fragile boys .
{4462}{4520}. lt really gets me down .
{4522}{4575}. The world|is such a rotten place .
{4577}{4624}. And city life's|a complete disgrace .
{4625}{4687}. That's why l moved to|this redneck, meshugeneh .
{4689}{4739}. Quiet mountain .
{4741}{4816}. Town .
{4818}{4879}- lke! Bad baby!|- [ Murmurs ]
{4881}{4926}[ TV Announcer ] This program|is brought to you by Snacky Smores...
{4928}{4987}- the creamy fun of Smores|in a delightful cookie crunch.|- [ Doorbell Rings ]
{4987}{5034}Mom! Somebody's at the door!
{5035}{5085}- Coming, hon.|- Aah! l can't see the TV!
{5087}{5157}lt's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein|was killed by a pack of wild boars...
{5159}{5215}and the world is still glad|to be rid of him.
{5217}{5266}Oh, look, Eric.|lt's your little friends.
{5268}{5314}- Cartman!|- What are you guys doing here?
{5348}{5408}Oh, sweet, dude!|Yes! Yes!
{5410}{5477}. Off to the movies|we shall go .
{5478}{5537}. Where we learn everything|that we know .
{5538}{5571}. 'Cause the movies teach us .
{5572}{5627}. What our parents|don't have time to say .
{5629}{5699}. And this movie's gonna|make our lives complete .
{5701}{5743}. 'Cause Terrance and Phillip .
{5744}{5794}- . Are sweet .|- Super sweet!
{5796}{5835}. Thank God we live|in the quiet .
{5836}{5912}-. Little, redneck podunk, white-trash .|-Whoo-whoo!
{5914}{5959}. U... S... .
{5961}{6026}. A ..
{6028}{6099}Can l have five tickets to Terrance|and Phillip's Asses of Fire, please?
{6101}{6144}No!
{6173}{6210}What do you mean, ""no""?
{6212}{6258}Asses of Fire|has been rated ""R""...
{6260}{6306}by the Motion Picture|Association of America.
{6308}{6365}You have to be accompanied|by a parent or guardian.
{6367}{6420}- But why?|- Because this movie|has naughty language!
{6422}{6477}- Next, please.|- [ Cash Register Rings ]
{6478}{6538}- This can't be happening.|- We have to see this movie, dude.
{6540}{6598}Ah, screw it. lt probably|isn't all that good anyway.
{6600}{6652}Cartman, you love|Terrance and Phillip!
{6654}{6700}Yeah, but the animation's|all crappy.
{6759}{6796}Wait. l've got an idea.
{6798}{6885}Uh, hi. l want six tickets|to Asses of Fire.
{6887}{6941}This movie might not be appropriate|for your little ones.
{6943}{6999}He says this movie|isn't appropriate for you.
{7000}{7059}Look, Mr. Homeless Guy, if you|don't want to buy us tickets...
{7061}{7123}and not get your ten bucks|and not buy yourself a bottle|of vodka, then be my guest.
{7124}{7181}- Six tickets, please.|- [ Register Rings ]
{7182}{7243}[ Murmuring ]
{7245}{7291}- Let me have some candy, Cartman.|- Oh, let's see.
{7293}{7339}Uh, nope, l don't have|any Jewish candy.
{7341}{7390}Like you really need|all that chocolate, fat boy!
{7392}{7442}- Ba-ba-ba-bah!|- Shh! The movie's starting.
{7561}{7609}- Hooray!|- Say, Terrance.
{7611}{7678}What did the Spanish priest say|to the lranian gynecologist?
{7679}{7713}l don't know, Phillip.|What?
{7715}{7762}- [ Fart ]|- [ Laughing Hysterically ]
{7764}{7820}- [ Laughing ]|- Where do they come up with this stuff?
{7822}{7870}You're such a pig fucker,|Phillip!
{7872}{7911}[ Gasps ]|What did he say?
{7913}{7959}Why would you call me|a pig fucker?
{7960}{8032}Well, let's see.|First of all, you fuck pigs.
{8034}{8080}- Oh, yeah.|- [ Laughing Hysterically ]
{8082}{8141}[ Terrance ] Well, fuck my ass|and call me a bitch!
{8174}{8213}Oh, you shit-faced cockmaster!
{8215}{8285}- [ All ] Wow!|- Shit-faced cockmaster.
{8287}{8324}Listen, you donkey-raping|shit-eater.
{8326}{8402}- Donkey-raping shit-eater.|- [ Babbling ] Shit-eater.
{8403}{8461}- You'd fuck your uncle!|- You'd fuck your uncle!
{8492}{8549}. Shut your fucking face|uncle fucker .
{8551}{8617}. You're a cock-sucking|ass-licking uncle fucker .
{8619}{8666}. You're an uncle fucker|Yes, it's true .
{8668}{8697}. Nobody fucks uncles|quite like you .
{8699}{8751}. Shut your fucking face|uncle fucker .
{8753}{8821}. You're the one that fucked your uncle|uncle fucker .
{8823}{8869}. You don't eat or sleep|or mow the lawn .
{8871}{8901}. You just fuck your uncle|all day long .
{8927}{8969}- .. [ Rhythmic Farting ]|- Hmm!
{8971}{9042}.. [ Rhythmic Farting Continues ]
{9072}{9131}[ Disgusted Murmuring ]
{9131}{9170}[ Terrance, Phillip|Laughing Hysterically ]
{9172}{9206}- [ Loud Fart ]|- What's going on here?
{9208}{9278}.. [ Rhythmic Farting Continues ]
{9280}{9341}- What garbage!|- Well, what do you expect?|They're Canadian.
{9426}{9475}[ Chorus ]|. Uncle fucker .
{9477}{9526}. Uncle fucker, uncle fucker|Uncle fucker .
{9528}{9577}- . Oooh-ooh .|- [ Fart ]
{9579}{9626}- . Shut your fucking face|uncle fucker .|- . Uncle fucker .
{9628}{9700}. You're a boner-biting bastard|uncle fucker .
{9702}{9740}. You're a uncle fucker|l must say .
{9741}{9787}. Well, you fucked|your uncle yesterday .|[ Laughing ]
{9789}{9838}. Uncle fucker|That's U .
{9840}{9891}. N-C-L-E .|Fuck you!
{9894}{9937}. Uncle fucker ..
{9939}{9968}Suck my balls.
{10074}{10117}Dude, that movie|was fucking sweet!
{10118}{10206}- You bet your fucking ass it was.|- Fuck, dude, l wanna be just|like Terrance and Phillip.
{10208}{10269}- Wait a minute. Where's your guardian?|- Huh?
{10271}{10366}l knew it! You paid a homeless guy|to get you in, didn't you?
{10368}{10421}Fuck off, you donkey-raping|shit-eater!
{10423}{10458}[ Fart ]|Yeah.
{10460}{10506}. Shut your fucking face|uncle fucker .
{10508}{10580}[ All ] . You're an ass-licking|ball-sucking uncle fucker .
{10645}{10696}- Hey, hey, hey!|- [ Laughing ]
{10698}{10746}Ahhh!
{10786}{10848}- Where have you guys been?|- Oh, nowhere.
{10850}{10902}We just went to see|the Terrance and Phillip movie.
{10904}{10968}- [ Gasping, Chattering ]|- How'd you get in?
{10970}{11033}Hey, stop crowding us,|you shit-faced cockmasters!
{11034}{11068}[ All ]|Wow!
{11069}{11124}You're all a bunch of|ass-ramming uncle fuckers!
{11126}{11193}- [ All ] Ooooh!|- We've got to see this movie.
{11195}{11256}Terrance and Phillip are Canadian,|just like my brother.
{11333}{11375}[ Voice-over ]|. There's the girl that l like .
{11377}{11473}Hey, Stan, tell about|when Terrance called Phillip|a testicle-shitting rectal wart.
{11475}{11545}. Now more than ever|she gives me butterflies .
{11546}{11589}. lt makes my stomach queasy .
{11590}{11648}. Every time she walks by .
{11650}{11707}Asshole, l'm talking to you!
{11709}{11773}. l know l can be cool|if l try ..
{11775}{11809}Hi, Stan.
{11811}{11861}Gross!
{11863}{11924}Come, Wendy.|Let us try to jump the hilly brush.
{11926}{11988}- Who are you, kid?|- My name is Gregory.
{11989}{12051}l just transferred from Yardale,|where l had a 4.0 grade point average.
{12053}{12105}Wanna skate with us?
{12106}{12177}We've been skating and laughing|and talking of memories past.
{12179}{12253}- We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.|- Oh-ho!
{12255}{12296}Try and catch me, Wendy.
{12332}{12369}Bye, Stan.
{12438}{12508}Yes, yes, l saw|the Terrance and Phillip movie.
{12510}{12556}Who wants to touch me?
{12558}{12604}l said, who wants to|fuckin' touch me?
{12629}{12675}- Ooh!|- Come on, gang.
{12677}{12747}We gotta see the Terrance|and Phillip movie too.
{12798}{12854}l hate you, Kenny.
{12857}{12908}[ Rooster Crowing ]
{12910}{12972}[ School Bell Ringing ]
{12974}{13017}. Shut your fucking face|uncle fucker .
{13018}{13076}. You're a boner-biting bastard|uncle fucker .
{13078}{13149}- . You're a-- . Shh! Shh!|- Okay, children, let's take our seats.
{13151}{13209}We have a lot|to learn today.
{13211}{13258}We sure do, Mr. Hat.
{13259}{13342}Okay, children, let's start the day|with a few new math problems.
{13344}{13396}What is 5 times 2?
{13432}{13494}Don't be shy.|Just give it your best shot.
{13519}{13556}- Yes, Clyde.|- Twelve?
{13557}{13605}Okay, now let's try|to get an answer...
{13606}{13653}from someone who's not|a complete retard.
{13655}{13715}Anyone?|Come on. Don't be shy.
{13717}{13763}l think l know the answer,|Mr. Garrison.
{13765}{13811}- [ Mocking Gibberish ]|- Shut up, fat boy!
{13813}{13898}- Hey, don't call me fat,|you fucking Jew!|- Did you just say the ""F"" word?
{13900}{13946}- ""Jew""?|- He's talking about ""fuck.""
{13948}{14000}- You can't say ""fuck"" in school,|you fucking fat-ass.|- Kyle!
{14001}{14038}- Why the fuck not?|- Eric!
{14040}{14084}- Dude, you said ""fuck"" again.|- Stanley!
{14086}{14135}- [ Muffled ] Fuck.|- Kenny!|- What's the big deal?
{14136}{14183}lt doesn't hurt anybody.|Fuck, fuckity, fuck-fuck-fuck!
{14185}{14241}How would you like to go see|the school counselor?
{14242}{14296}How would you like|to suck my balls?
{14298}{14358}- [ All Gasp ]|- What did you say?
{14360}{14432}U-Uh, l'm sorry, l'm sorry.|Actually, what l said was:
{14434}{14472}[ Feedback ]
{14473}{14574}How would you like|to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
{14599}{14630}Holy shit, dude.
{14657}{14696}[ Grunts ]
{14698}{14752}l'm very disappointed|in you boys.
{14753}{14800}M'kay? You should be|ashamed of yourselves.
{14802}{14869}- l've already called in your mothers--|- You called my mom?
{14871}{14917}- That's right.|- Oh, no, dude!
{14919}{14982}- Mr. Mackey, can l ask a question?|- M'kay, what?
{14984}{15030}- What's the big fuckin' deal, bitch?|- Yeah!
{15031}{15132}Aaah! Now, l want to know|where you heard these horrific|obscenities! M'kay?
{15134}{15227}- Nowhere.|- We heard them from Mr. Garrison|a few times before.
{15229}{15299}Boys, l seriously doubt that|Mr. Garrison ever said, uh--
{15301}{15359}""Eat penguin shit,|you ass spelunker.""
{15360}{15416}- [ All Laughing ]|- Sweet!
{15458}{15501}Uh-oh.
{15530}{15580}Thank you all for coming|on such short notice.
{15582}{15628}This isn't like you,|Stanley.
{15630}{15700}What did my son say, Mr. Mackey?|Did he say the ""S"" word?
{15702}{15770}- No, it was worse than that.|- The ""F"" word?
{15772}{15853}Here's a short list of things|they've been saying. M'kay?
{15855}{15925}- Oh, dear God.|- What the heck is a rim job?
{15927}{16020}Why, that's when you put|your legs behind your head|and have someone lick your ass.
{16065}{16172}Young man, tell Mr. Mackey|this instant where you heard|all these horrible phrases!
{16173}{16224}- l-- l--|- We can't tell you.
{16225}{16294}- We swore ourselves to secrecy.|- lt was the Terrance|and Phillip movie.
{16296}{16344}- Dude!|- Fuck you guys.|l wanna get out of here.
{16346}{16397}Terrance and Phillip?|Those Canadians?
{16399}{16450}What the heck is|Terrance and Phillip?
{16452}{16489}Terrance and Phillip...
{16491}{16538}are two very untalented actors|from Canada.
{16539}{16596}Nothing but foul language|and toilet humor.
{16597}{16705}l'll send a warning letter|to parents before more children|see Terrance and Phillip.
{16707}{16749}- Everybody's fuckin' seein' it.|- Eric!
{16751}{16836}l'm sorry. l can't help myself. That|movie has warped my fragile little mind.
{16837}{16931}- My mom gave me egg again.|- [ All Chattering ]
{17007}{17045}[ Voice-over ]|. There's the girl that l like .
{17094}{17169}. Over there laughing|with that smart new-- .
{17170}{17248}Hey! You're holding up|the goddamn lunch line!
{17250}{17293}Hello there, children!
{17295}{17329}- Hey, Chef.|- How's it goin'?
{17331}{17362}- Bad.|- Why bad?
{17364}{17403}We got busted for swearing.
{17405}{17451}We can't ever see the Terrance|and Phillip movie again.
{17453}{17520}- Oh, that's too bad.|- You should've seen Kyle|when his mom showed up.
{17522}{17577}He was scared|out of his mind. Shut up.
{17579}{17625}l'd be scared too.|Your mom's a fucking bitch.
{17627}{17668}Don't call my mom a bitch,|you fat fuck!
{17670}{17718}Don't call me fat,|you butt-fucking son of a bitch!