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scene opening music wind clop clop clop king arthur whoa there clop clop clop soldier halt who goes there arthur it is i arthur son of uther pendragon from the castle of camelot king of the britons defeater of the saxons sovereign of all england soldier pull the other one arthur i am and this is my trusty servant patsy we have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at camelot i must speak with your lord and master soldier what ridden on a horse arthur yes soldier youre using coconuts arthur what soldier youve got two empty halves of coconut and youre bangin em together arthur so we have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land through the kingdom of mercia through soldier whered you get the coconuts arthur we found them soldier found them in mercia the coconuts tropical arthur what do you mean soldier well this is a temperate zone arthur the swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land soldier are you suggesting coconuts migrate arthur not at all they could be carried soldier what a swallow carrying a coconut arthur it could grip it by the husk soldier its not a question of where he grips it its a simple question of weight ratios a five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut arthur well it doesnt matter will you go and tell your master that arthur from the court of camelot is here soldier listen in order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings forty three times every second right arthur please soldier am i right arthur im not interested soldier it could be carried by an african swallow soldier oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not a european swallow thats my point soldier oh yeah i agree with that arthur will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at camelot soldier but then of course a african swallows are non migratory soldier oh yeah soldier so they couldnt bring a coconut back anyway clop clop clop soldier wait a minute supposing two swallows carried it together soldier no theyd have to have it on a line soldier well simple theyd just use a strand of creeper soldier what held under the dorsal guiding feathers soldier well why not scene thud clang cart master bring out your dead clang bring out your dead clang bring out your dead clang bring out your dead clang bring out your dead cough cough clang cough cough bring out your dead clang bring out your dead clang bring out your dead ninepence clang bring out your dead clang bring out your dead clang bring out rewr your dead rewr clang bring out your dead customer heres one cart master ninepence dead person im not dead cart master what customer nothing heres your ninepence dead person im not dead cart master ere he says hes not dead customer yes he is dead person im not cart master he isnt customer well he will be soon hes very ill dead person im getting better customer no youre not youll be stone dead in a moment cart master oh i cant take him like that its against regulations dead person i dont want to go on the cart customer oh dont be such a baby cart master i cant take him dead person i feel fine customer well do us a favour cart master i cant customer well can you hang around a couple of minutes he wont be long cart master no ive got to go to the robinsons theyve lost nine today customer well whens your next round cart master thursday dead person i think ill go for a walk customer youre not fooling anyone you know look isnt there something you can do dead person singing i feel happy i feel happy whop customer ah thanks very much cart master not at all see you on thursday customer right all right howl clop clop clop whos that then cart master i dunno must be a king customer why cart master he hasnt got shit all over him scene thud king arthur music thud thud thud king arthur music stops arthur old woman dennis man arthur man sorry what knight lives in that castle over there dennis im thirty seven arthur i what dennis im thirty seven im not old arthur well i cant just call you man dennis well you could say dennis arthur well i didnt know you were called dennis dennis well you didnt bother to find out did you arthur i did say sorry about the old woman but from the behind you looked dennis what i object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior arthur well i am king dennis oh king eh very nice and how dyou get that eh by exploiting the workers by anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society if theres ever going to be any progress with the woman dennis theres some lovely filth down here oh how dyou do arthur how do you do good lady i am arthur king of the britons whose castle is that woman king of the who arthur the britons woman who are the britons arthur well we all are we are all britons and i am your king woman i didnt know we had a king i thought we were an autonomous collective dennis youre fooling yourself were living in a dictatorship a self perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes woman oh there you go bringing class into it again dennis thats what its all about if only people would hear of arthur please please good people i am in haste who lives in that castle woman no one lives there arthur then who is your lord woman we dont have a lord arthur what dennis i told you were an anarcho syndicalist commune we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week arthur yes dennis but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi weekly meeting arthur yes i see dennis by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs arthur be quiet dennis but by a two thirds majority in the case of more major arthur be quiet i order you to be quiet woman order eh who does he think he is heh arthur i am your king woman well i didnt vote for you arthur you dont vote for kings woman well how did you become king then arthur the lady of the lake angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine providence that i arthur was to carry excalibur singing stops that is why i am your king dennis listen strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony arthur be quiet dennis well but you cant expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you arthur shut up dennis i mean if i went round saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me theyd put me away arthur shut up will you shut up dennis ah now we see the violence inherent in the system arthur shut up dennis oh come and see the violence inherent in the system help help im being repressed arthur bloody peasant dennis oh what a give away did you hear that did you hear that eh thats what im on about did you see him repressing me you saw it didnt you 

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