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scene -opening music -wind -clop clop clop -king arthur whoa there -clop clop clop -soldier halt who goes there -arthur it is i arthur son of uther pendragon from the castle of camelot king of the britons defeater of the saxons sovereign of all england -soldier pull the other one -arthur i am and this is my trusty servant patsy we have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court -at camelot i must speak with your lord and master -soldier what ridden on a horse -arthur yes -soldier youre using coconuts -arthur what -soldier youve got two empty halves of coconut and youre bangin em together -arthur so we have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land through the kingdom of mercia through -soldier whered you get the coconuts -arthur we found them -soldier found them in mercia the coconuts tropical -arthur what do you mean -soldier well this is a temperate zone -arthur the swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our -land -soldier are you suggesting coconuts migrate -arthur not at all they could be carried -soldier what a swallow carrying a coconut -arthur it could grip it by the husk -soldier its not a question of where he grips it its a simple question of weight ratios a five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut -arthur well it doesnt matter will you go and tell your master that arthur from the court of camelot is here -soldier listen in order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings forty three times every second right -arthur please -soldier am i right -arthur im not interested -soldier it could be carried by an african swallow -soldier oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not a european swallow thats my point -soldier oh yeah i agree with that -arthur will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at camelot -soldier but then of course a african swallows are non migratory -soldier oh yeah -soldier so they couldnt bring a coconut back anyway -clop clop clop -soldier wait a minute supposing two swallows carried it together -soldier no theyd have to have it on a line -soldier well simple theyd just use a strand of creeper -soldier what held under the dorsal guiding feathers -soldier well why not -scene -thud -clang -cart master bring out your dead -clang -bring out your dead -clang -bring out your dead -clang -bring out your dead -clang -bring out your dead -cough cough -clang -cough cough -bring out your dead -clang -bring out your dead -clang -bring out your dead ninepence -clang -bring out your dead -clang -bring out your dead -clang -bring out -rewr -your dead -rewr -clang -bring out your dead -customer heres one -cart master ninepence -dead person im not dead -cart master what -customer nothing heres your ninepence -dead person im not dead -cart master ere he says hes not dead -customer yes he is -dead person im not -cart master he isnt -customer well he will be soon hes very ill -dead person im getting better -customer no youre not youll be stone dead in a moment -cart master oh i cant take him like that its against regulations -dead person i dont want to go on the cart -customer oh dont be such a baby -cart master i cant take him -dead person i feel fine -customer well do us a favour -cart master i cant -customer well can you hang around a couple of minutes he wont be long -cart master no ive got to go to the robinsons theyve lost nine today -customer well whens your next round -cart master thursday -dead person i think ill go for a walk -customer youre not fooling anyone you know look isnt there something you can do -dead person singing i feel happy i feel happy -whop -customer ah thanks very much -cart master not at all see you on thursday -customer right all right -howl -clop clop clop -whos that then -cart master i dunno must be a king -customer why -cart master he hasnt got shit all over him -scene -thud -king arthur music -thud thud thud -king arthur music stops -arthur old woman -dennis man -arthur man sorry what knight lives in that castle over there -dennis im thirty seven -arthur i what -dennis im thirty seven im not old -arthur well i cant just call you man -dennis well you could say dennis -arthur well i didnt know you were called dennis -dennis well you didnt bother to find out did you -arthur i did say sorry about the old woman but from the behind you looked -dennis what i object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior -arthur well i am king -dennis oh king eh very nice and how dyou get that eh by exploiting the workers by anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which -perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society if theres ever going to be any progress with the -woman dennis theres some lovely filth down here oh how dyou do -arthur how do you do good lady i am arthur king of the britons whose castle is that -woman king of the who -arthur the britons -woman who are the britons -arthur well we all are we are all britons and i am your king -woman i didnt know we had a king i thought we were an autonomous collective -dennis youre fooling yourself were living in a dictatorship a self perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes -woman oh there you go bringing class into it again -dennis thats what its all about if only people would hear of -arthur please please good people i am in haste who lives in that castle -woman no one lives there -arthur then who is your lord -woman we dont have a lord -arthur what -dennis i told you were an anarcho syndicalist commune we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week -arthur yes -dennis but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi weekly meeting -arthur yes i see -dennis by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs -arthur be quiet -dennis but by a two thirds majority in the case of more major -arthur be quiet i order you to be quiet -woman order eh who does he think he is heh -arthur i am your king -woman well i didnt vote for you -arthur you dont vote for kings -woman well how did you become king then -arthur the lady of the lake -angels sing -her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine providence that i arthur was to -carry excalibur -singing stops -that is why i am your king -dennis listen strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government supreme executive power derives from a -mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony -arthur be quiet -dennis well but you cant expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you -arthur shut up -dennis i mean if i went round saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me theyd put me away -arthur shut up will you shut up -dennis ah now we see the violence inherent in the system -arthur shut up -dennis oh come and see the violence inherent in the system help help im being repressed -arthur bloody peasant -dennis oh what a give away did you hear that did you hear that eh thats what im on about did you see him repressing me you saw it -didnt you -