telemarket_torture.ael2

Asterisk-1.4.4最新内核源代码

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context telemarket-poli-South {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-SocWork {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-SocLab {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-SocEq {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-SocAct {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-SocPart {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Revol {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Ref {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Prohib {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-PeaceFree {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-NewUn {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-New {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-NatLaw {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Light {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Liber {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Labor {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-IndAm {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Independence {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Greens {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Green {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Grassroot {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-FreedSoc {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-FamVal {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Constit {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Communist {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-CFP {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-AmRef {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

// BAD DESIGN: Putting in infinite loops in the menus, whether by design or mistake is not nice!
context telemarket-poli-Pot {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-political|s|begin;    // will the Pot Party Guys even notice an infinite loop?
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-AmNaz {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-AmInd {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-AmHer {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-American {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}

context telemarket-poli-Am1st {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}


context telemarket-pollster {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-poll-intro);
                                               // I'm sorry-- We are just not available for doing any polling at the moment. So, 
                                               // please remove us from your list.
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemarket-research {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-research-intro);
                                               // I'd like to say I'd love to help you with your market survey, but that would be a complete
                                               // and total lie. I am not interested in helping you with Market Surveys.
                                               // 
                                               // Please remove me from your call list. It just doesn't pay enough. But Thank you.
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemarket-magazine {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-mag-choices);
                                               // If you are calling to see if I would like a NEW free subscription 
                                               // to your magazine or newsletter, please dial 1.
                                               // If you are calling to see if I want to Renew an existing subscription, please dial 2.
                                               // If you are representing some publisher, and want my opinion about something, or are doing
                                               // some kind of survey, please dial 3.
                                               // If you are calling to verify that some previous caller actually called me, and the 
                                               // verification information is correct, please dial 4.
                                               // and if your call purpose doesn't match any of the above, please dial 5.
	}
	1 => goto telemark-mag-new|s|begin;
	2 => goto telemark-mag-renew|s|begin;
	3 => goto telemark-mag-survey|s|begin;
	4 => goto telemark-mag-verify|s|begin;
	5 => goto telemark-mag-other|s|begin;
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemark-mag-new {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-mag-new);
                                               // I'm sorry, I'm maxed out, and the answer is NO. 
                                               // If you really think I'd LOVE to add your publication to the pile I already get, 
                                               // Send something via the post. Don't call me.
                                               //  Thank you. bye.
		Hangup();
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemark-mag-renew {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-mag-renew);
                                               // So, you want to see if I want to Renew, do you?  The answer is most likely "YES".
                                               // 
                                               // But, I will not answer a long list of questions over the phone. Send such 
                                               // categorization info via the post, and stop bothering me over the phone, 
                                               // if this is what you want.
                                               // Do you need verification information? Normally I opt out of such nonsense, if possible.
                                               // If not, use whatever of the following you can:
                                               // My birth month is October.
                                               // My birthplace is Kigali, in Rwanda, in Afica.
                                               // My eye color is orange.
                                               // All of these are wonderfully false, but I use them regularly for such purposes. Thank you.
		Hangup();
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemark-mag-survey {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-mag-survey);
                                               // Sorry, I don't have time to answer survey or opinion questions. Find someone
                                               // else to help build your marketing database, I guess. Good Luck.
		Hangup();
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemark-mag-verify {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-mag-verify);
                                               // If you are calling to verify that your own agents aren't ripping you off,
                                               // sorry, I can't help you. I opt out whenever I can, mainly because I'm not 
                                               // paid enough for this kind of thing. I always lie, and I can't remember
                                               // what I might have said. Sorry. Goodbye.
		Hangup();
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemark-mag-other {
	s => {
		begin:
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
}



// BAD DESIGN: Is it entrapment, when you lure telemarketers to reveal their contact information,
//             Just so you can report them to the FTC/FCC? If it is, isn't it unethical for them
//             to hide their CID (via Anonymous, usually), to hide their identities from the public?

// BTW -- What telemarketer would be stupid enough to fall for this? I'll bet not a single one!
//        For that matter, what telemarketer will be stupid enough to even enter any of this? I'll bet not a single one!
//        (but it was fun messing around).

context telemarket-commercial {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-comm-intro); // Script: Please leave your name, organization, and phone number, plus
                                            // a short description of the purpose of your call, at the prompt.
                                            // We will do our best to respond to your call! And, in the mean time, 
                                            // do not forget to add us to your no-call list!
		Voicemail(u82);
		goto telemarket-sorry|s|begin;
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}


context telemarket-other {
	s => {
		begin:
		Playback(telemark-other-intro);
                                              // Please review the previous menu options, and see if you really don't
                                              // fit in one of the previous categories. 
                                              // If you do not, go ahead, and call me again, and let me know what category
                                              //  I should have included in the above list. I appreciate this. Thank you much!
		Hangup();
	}
	t => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	i => goto telemarket|s|begin;
	o => goto telemarket|s|begin;
}