test2.txt

数据结构中最优二叉树Huffman编码的实现

Ross: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal! 

Chandler: (to Ross) See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. 

Ross: Pass it! Pass it! 

Chandler: He's open! 

All: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! 

(The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face.  Chandler looks concered until he notices...) 

Chandler: Hey, look, we're on that TV thing! 

(Chandler and Joey hold the puck and wave at the TV thing.) 

Commercial Break

[Scene: An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.]

Chandler: (to the receptionist)'Scuse me. 

Receptionist: (holds up her hand梥he is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied. 

Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.) 

Receptionist: (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.) 

Ross: (jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented. 

Receptionist: Well, you'll have to wait your turn. 

Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be? 

Receptionist: (sarcastic) Any minute now. 

Ross: Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy... 

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]

Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down. 

Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.) 

Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy! 

Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.) 

Monica: Phoebe? 

Phoebe: What? 

Monica: Do you have a plan? 

Phoebe: I don't even have a 'pl'. 

Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion? 

Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. 

Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me! 

Monica: (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?' 

Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead! 

Monica: Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? 

Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right. 

Monica: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? 

Phoebe: And-and a power tie? 

Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel. 

Monica: (staggered) Oh God. 

Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back? 

Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.) 

Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus? 

Phoebe: Big Bird's friend. 

Monica: I see pizza! 

Phoebe: Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! (She runs up and takes the binoculars.) 

Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on? 

Monica: White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? 

Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him! 

Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman. 

Monica: Please tell me it's his mother. 

Phoebe: Definitely not his mother. 

Monica: Oh, no... 

Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.) 

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]

Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-! 

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.]

Monica: Light still out? 

Rachel: Yeah. 

Monica: Oh. Maybe they're- napping. 

Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex. 

Monica and Phoebe: Shut up! 

Rachel: So, whaddya think George is like? 

Monica: I think he's shy. 

Phoebe: Yeah? 

Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal. 

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.]

Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow. 

Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 

Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that. 

Ross: Look, it's just a little more complicated... 

Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women? 

Ross: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you... 

Chandler: Then what? 

Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part) 

Joey: What? 

Ross: It was my first time. 

Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh. 

Chandler: So in your whole life, you've only been with one?He gets a look too)梠h. 

Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight! 

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are still out on the balcony.]

Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much? 

Phoebe: Uh-huh. 

Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah! 

Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. 

Monica: What?! You slept with Jason? 

Phoebe: You'd already broken up. 

Rachel: How long? 

Phoebe: A couple hours. 

Monica: Oh, that's nice! 

Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. 

Monica: Excuse me?! 

Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl. 

Monica: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade! 

Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble) 

Phoebe: There he is! There he is! 

Monica: Where? 

Phoebe: Right- where we've been looking all night! 

Rachel: He is so cute! 

Monica: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel! 

All: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the?pause)梬owww. 

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.]

Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? 

Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic... 

Joey: Really? 

Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera) 

Both: Hey, buddy. 

Ross: Hi. (He is wearing a piece of steel bandaged to his nose.  He tosses some forms onto reception desk.) 

Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive. 

Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight. 

Ross: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck? 

Joey: Oh, ah- the kid has it. 

Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck. 

Kid: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (Ross looks at Chandler for help.) 

Chandler: You gotta do it, man. 

Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever?to Chandler)梒an't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck. 

Kid: No. 

Ross: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme! 

Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.) 

Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER! 

Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist) 

Ross: ...Now that was fun. 

Closing Credits

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey and the girls are playing twister.]

Ross: (Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica: Right foot red. 

Monica: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo. 

(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.) 

Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves) 

Ross: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. (Phoebe has to bend over.)Good. (Joey stares at her butt appreciatively) 

(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.) 

Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people. 

Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place? 

Chandler: Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel. 

Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really. 

Ross: Green. To the green. 

Rachel: (on phone) I've got magic beans. (Listens) Never-never mind. 

Chandler: To the left, to the left- aww! (They all collapse) 

Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.

End


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