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Date: Tue, 05 Nov 1996 00:14:58 GMTServer: NCSA/1.5Content-type: text/htmlLast-modified: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 01:02:13 GMTContent-length: 3088<HTML><TITLE> What does "H." stand for? </TITLE><BODY bgcolor="ffffff" text="000000" link="0000ff" vlink="777777"><CENTER><!WA0><IMG SRC="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~hcl/me/images/h.gif"><P><!WA1><IMG SRC="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~hcl/me/images/rainline.gif"><P><font size=-2>What does "H." stand for, you ask?</font><H1>NOTHING!!!</H1><!WA2><IMG SRC="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~hcl/me/images/rainline.gif"></CENTER><P>I have had to explain my first name about a gebillion times (well, maybe not <I>that</I> many, but close). Yes, it is just the letter, <I>H</I>,nothing more, nothingless. My birth certificate proves this (I'm working on scanning that in soyou can see for yourself).<P>Until college, I went by "Chad," but my wing in my freshman dorm hadthree Chads and a Tadd, so from then on, most people have called me "H."<P>No, my parents weren't stoned when they named me, and no, my parents arenot chemists (look at my initials). The reason supplied to me was that"H" was my fathers nickname (short for "Harry") when he was a kid, so rather than have a "Harry Junior," they thought "H." would be a nice,unique alternative. To be honest, I'm glad they came to that conclusion.<P>From my earliest days people have enjoyed my single-letter first name,and I've heard just aboutevery conceivable joke and/or nickname. If you can come up with anybesides what's on this list, please e-mail me. <h3>Nicknames</h3><UL> <LI>The Big H. (from when I was a very young) <LI>Chadabunga (it doesn't involve H., but what the hell) <LI>H-Bomb (from my worst enemy, Chuck Taylor, aka <I>Spanky</I>) <LI>H-Bomb Ferguson (also from Chuck -- I have no idea why) <LI>Fergie (more crap from Chuck) <LI>Chadwick (heard it 3,098,210 times) <LI>H-ford Chadwick (from Ms. Laura Fenlon back at Northeast) <LI>The H-inator (no clue where this came from)</UL><h3>Jokes</h3><UL> <LI>"Are you gonna' name your son <I>I</I>?" <LI>"Was Sesame Street brought to us by you?" <LI>"How do you spell that?" <LI>"What were your parents smokin'?" <LI>"Were your parents hippies, or something?"</UL><h3>Benefits</h3><UL> <LI>Easy to sign my name (nine characters, total) <LI>Easy to leave personal notes (there are three lines in H., if you've never stopped to think about it) <LI>Confuses the crap out of some people.</UL><h3>Problems I've had</h3><UL> <LI>Explaining it. <LI>Convincing the government and/or people with official paperwork that it just a letter, all by itself, nothing else. Just a letter. <LI>Filling out forms where they just have a place for <I>middle initial</I>, then, to them, my full name is "H C Lane." <LI>Getting computer systems to accept a single letter first name (like, at the bank, or when ordering things over the phone).</UL>Despite the things above, and if I sound a bit annoyed, don't worry. Ilike having a uni-alphabetic first name. I encourage you to name yourchildren with single letters.<P><!WA3><IMG SRC="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~hcl/me/images/trees.gif"><P>Last Modified: Fri Sep 20 20:00:07 CDT 1996by H. Chad Lane</BODY></HTML>⌨️ 快捷键说明
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