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Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 17:47:18 GMTServer: NCSA/1.4.2Content-type: text/htmlLast-modified: Thu, 19 Sep 1996 04:06:23 GMTContent-length: 3701<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>Figaro's Home Page</TITLE></HEAD><BODY><H1>Figaro's Home Page</H1><HR><p><!WA0><A HREF="http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/jbuhler/spud.jpg"><!WA1><IMG SRC="http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/jbuhler/spud.gif" ALT=="[My Picture]" ALIGN=top> Figaro, a.k.a. "The Spud"</A><H3>Greetings to all you <tt>net.cats</tt> out there!</H3><p><blockquote>I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine.Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.<BR> -- <i>Kinky Friedman, "Greenwich Killing Time"</i></blockquote>My name is Figaro, though my pet human, Jeremy, usually calls me "the Spud".As you can see from my picture, I am an authentic Jellicle Cat, thoughJeremy refers to my coloration as "Holstein".</p><p>I was a poor, homeless, underfed waif until I suckered Jeremy intofeeding me. Now I live in the lap of luxury and eat better than he does.I admit to having a healthy appetite, but I consider my figure svelte.Please disregard any malicious falsehoods spread by Jeremy about his suffering cracked ribs when I sit on his chest.</p><p>My favorite pastimes include:<UL><LI>Eating<LI>Sleeping<LI>Watching pigeons<LI>Sleeping<LI>Shredding my toys<LI>Sleeping<LI>Getting stoned on catnip<LI>Sleeping<LI>Did I mention sleeping?</UL></p><p> I am an accomplished hunter, having bagged many hundreds ofcockroaches, cicadas, lizards, frogs, and the occasional baby bird.However, I recently moved from my garden estate in Houston to ahigh-rise apartment in Seattle. Tragically, my new dwelling suffersfrom a paucity of available game, so I keep my skills honed bywatching the Discovery Channel. I especially like shows with cute,fuzzy, and highly edible birds and rodents.</p><p>When Jeremy is away, I sometimes spend my time between naps cruisingthe Net (cats do <em>not</em> "surf" - I hate getting wet). At suchtimes, I like to visit the<!WA2><A href="http://www.execpc.com/~judyheim/internet4cats.html"> Internetfor Cats page</A>. I also talk to my admiring public throughthe newsgroup <!WA3><A href="news:rec.pets.cats">rec.pets.cats</A>. Here ismy official r.p.c. cat code (interpretation available<!WA4><A href="ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/wd/wd6cmu/cats/catcode">here</A>):<pre>Figaro: DM B+W Y 4 Y L+ W++ C+++ I++ A- E+ H++ S V++ B- PL- </pre></p><p>Unfortunately, I have not yet figured out how to use the marvelous<tt>gopher</tt> protocol. I keep hitting the right buttons, but the stupidcomputer never sends me any gophers. Meanwhile, can someone tell mehow to steal Jeremy's credit card and use it to order mouse-and-anchoviepizzas?</p><p>Please write to me c/o Jeremy, at<!WA5><A href="mailto:jbuhler@cs.washington.edu"><i>jbuhler@cs.washington.edu</i></A>.</p><H3>And now, a public service message to cat owners who panic whenevertheir moggies don't come to breakfast...</H3><p>Like scientists, cats love their privacy. When you see a bump underthe blankets that signfies your cat is seeking solitude, simplecourtesy demands that you leave the room. Obviously, yourco-dependency is so advanced that you think your cat needs you to helphim manage the time he spends away from you. To you, intimacy meanscontrol, and your cat is doing everything in its power to free itselffrom your manipulation. You sense this, and it terrifies you to thinkthat you might have to learn to spend some time alone, as your cat isdoing. Your cat has a life. Don't you think it's time you got one aswell? -- <i>Dr. Science</i></p><HR><ADDRESS>Jeremy Buhler <!WA6><A href="http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/jbuhler/">(jbuhler@cs.washington.edu)</A><BR>Last Update: 9/18/96</ADDRESS></BODY></HTML>⌨️ 快捷键说明
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