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<html><head><!-- ss~~0001 --> <title>David Shaw, etc.</title><link rev="made" href="mailto:dshaw@cs.jhu.edu"></head><BODY><center><cite>Good frend for Iesvs sake forbeare,<br>To digg the dvst encloased heare<br>Blest be ye man yt spares thes stones,<br>And cvrst be he yt moves my bones.</cite><h1><!WA0><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/rightcow.gif" align="top" width=48 height=32> David Shaw <!WA1><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/leftcow.gif" align="top" width=48 height=32></h1> <br><font size=6>I'm glad I'm alive, am I</font><br clear="all"><p><!WA2><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/brucequote.gif" width=283 height=73></center><hr><big>Quote 'o the Hour!</big><br><small>last update: 05:00:00 PM. (Maryland, USA time)</small><br><font size="+1"> <p>Emersons' Law of Contrariness:<blockquote>Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.</blockquote><p></font><p>or, of course, you could just read <!WA3><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/quotes.html">all the quotes at once</a><hr><p><b>Just in case you didn't notice, I'm reorganizing this page... bear with me... <code>:)</code></b><p>Hello, and welcome to my home page, located in <!WA4><ahref="http://www.nnic.noaa.gov/cgi-bin/netcast.do-it?state=baltimore%2C+md&area=Local+Forecast&html=yes&match=strong">sunny</a> downtown <!WA5><a href="http://www.baltimore.com/">Baltimore</a> <!WA6><ahref="http://www.yahoo.com/Regional/U_S__States/Maryland/">Maryland</a>. <!WA7><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/thanks.html">Thank you, thank you.</a><p>Up until very recently, this page was located in the rather revolting city of Newark, <!WA8><a href="http://www.stevens-tech.edu/nj.html">New Jersey</a>, which is not only the the car <!WA9><ahref="http://www.njit.edu/njIT/General/Emergency.html">theft</a> capitalof the eastern seaboard, but now (as of this year) the <!WA10><a href="http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/archives.html"><b>murder</b></a> capital of America. I must confess to a certain perverse pride in that fact...<p><!WA11><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/cows.html"><!WA12><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/cows-small.gif" align="right" width=132 height=84 alt="[ Two cows from around Arad, Israel ]" border=0></a>"So, (I hear you ask), how did you manage to extricate yourself from that wonderful 3-ring circus of a city?" Well, you see, <!WA13><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/cows.html">it all starts with a cow....</a><p>I usually use the Sun box that some call"<code>Osprey</code>" (but I call "<code><!WA14><ahref="http://walrus.cs.jhu.edu/">Walrus</a></code>") on campus, andyou can <code><!WA15><ahref="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/cgi-bin/finger?dshaw@walrus.cs.jhu.edu">finger</a></code> me thereto see if I'm around. <p>Anyway, This being the <!WA16><a href="http://www.w3.org/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html">World Wide Web</a> and all, I guess I am supposed to give you a whole load of details about my life with a slew of more-or-less on-topic links to hither and yon.<p><i>So... without further ado:</i><center><hr><h2><!WA17><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/david/">Me, myself, and I</a></h2></center><dl><dt><!WA18><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/near.gif" align=center width=144 height=108><!WA19><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/david/jobs.html">Weird jobs I have held</a><dd>I have been a puppeteer, makeup artist, cinematographer,projectionist, Steadicam operator, and occasional Groucho Marximpersonator in Woody Allen plays. Ain't life fun? <p><dt><!WA20><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/star.gif" align=left width=45 height=33><!WA21><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/jewish/">Jewish stuff</a>, including my illustrious next door neighbor and the the Baltimore <!WA22><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/dshaw/shabbat">Shabbat Clock</a>.<br clear="all"></dl><center><!WA23><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/david/#carroll"><!WA24><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/cheshire-small.gif" align=center width=144 height=90></a><!WA25><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/jabberwocky.html"><!WA26><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/jabberwocky-small.gif" align=center width=81 height=133></a><hr><h2><!WA27><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/computer/">Computer Stuff:</h2><!WA28><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/pgplock-small.gif" align=center width=106 height=134><!WA29><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/ribbon.gif" align=center width=98 height=181></a><hr><!WA30><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/books.html"><h2>Books</h2><!WA31><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/robert-pirsig-small.gif" width=98 height=140 align=middle><!WA32><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/lenny-bruce-small.jpg" width=108 height=114 align=middle></a> <hr> <h2><!WA33><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/music/">Music</h2><!WA34><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/debbie-small.gif" width=72 height=91 align=middle><!WA35><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/woodstock-small.gif" width=95 height=148 align=middle><!WA36><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/havens-small.gif" width=54 height=80 align=middle></a><hr></center><h2>Last, but not least, fun places to visit!</h2><ul><li>I hereby decree that the <!WA37><a href="http://www.spies.com/oo/">oo</a> pages are completely and utterly Inherently Cool[tm].<li><!WA38><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/sex.html">Cheap Sex!</a><li><!WA39><a href="http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~bct7m/bacon.html">The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia</a><li><!WA40><a href="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/smurfs.html">Copyright Infringement!</a><li><!WA41><a href="http://www.welcomehome.org/">The Rainbow Family of Living Light</a><li>The <!WA42><a href="http://mistral.enst.fr/~pioch/louvre">Louvre</a> in France.<li>The Online, Automated, Omnisexual <!WA43><a href="http://www.indra.com/cgi-bin/purity">Purity Test</a>.<li><!WA44><a href="http://www.uroulette.com/">URouLette</a> to take you<i>somewhere</i> on the net...... </ul><hr size=5><code>#include <<!WA45><a href="http://www.prairienet.org/~kkbuxton/std_disclaimer.html">std.disclaimer.h</a>></code><hr><center><!WA46><a href="http://www.thecorporation.com/icon/icon.html"><!WA47><img src="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~dshaw/pics/kitty.gif" width=71 height=125 border=0></a><hr><!WA48><imgsrc="http://www.cs.jhu.edu/cgi-bin/counter?ft=0|md=10|dd=cb|df=dshaw" width=400 height=40></body></html>⌨️ 快捷键说明
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