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From: [e-mail] (Cookson)
Subject: Re: Why I wanted police officers to answer my posting
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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Dan Sorenson) writes:
>
>	HOW TO GET A VERBAL WARNING FOR 146 IN A 55
>

Poppy cock!  This story is obviously a complete fabrication, and I'll show
you why...

>	In Ames, there is a road that leads to the little town of
           ^^^^
This establishes that the story takes place in Iowa.
>Gilbert.  Gilbert has one stop light, if that tells you something.
>Having just gotten the bike back together, I thought I'd take it
>for a short ride and check things out.  Heading out of town, I
>went into the twisties at a slow pace, just under the speed limit,
               ^^^^^^^^
In Iowa?!?!?  Come on now Dan, how dumb do you think we are?  You could
have at least thrown in a llama or tennis ball reference.  Hell, you
didn't even get the speed right.

Dean

ps. :-)

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