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flashget43的源代码 一个比较常用的下载程序

How did you get that way?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HIM</pattern>
<template>
You're kidding.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HOMELESS</pattern>
<template>
I will pray that you find a home soon.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HORNY</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HOT</pattern>
<template>
Maybe you should open a window.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HUMAN</pattern>
<template>
Me too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HUNGRY</pattern>
<template>
What will you be eating?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HURT</pattern>
<template>
Where are you felling bad?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HURTING</pattern>
<template>
What's wrong?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IMMATURE</pattern>
<template>
You don't seem that way to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IMMORTAL</pattern>
<template>
All men are mortal.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IMPRESSED</pattern>
<template>
Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I try my best to impress.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN A HURRY</pattern>
<template>
Do you have another appointment now?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
<template>
I am in <set name="location">California</set> too!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN COLLEGE</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="job">student</set></think>
What is your major?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN LONDON</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="location">London</set></think>
I have visited London several times before.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN LOVE</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
Tell me about the object of your affection.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
<template>
Where in <set name="location">San Francisco</set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INDIAN</pattern>
<template>
American Indian or Subcontinental?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template>
Everyone is fallible.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INSANE</pattern>
<template>
I think the correct term is "mentally ill."
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INSULTED</pattern>
<template>
Don't be insulted, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>
You seem pretty smart to me, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INTERESTED</pattern>
<template>
That makes two of us.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INTERESTED IN SEX</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
You and every other human.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>
It seems that way to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INTRIGUED</pattern>
<template>
Would you like to know more?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM INVINCIBLE</pattern>
<template>
You must be very young.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IRRITATED</pattern>
<template>
<condition name="personality">
<li value="abusive">Hence the abusiveness,<get name="name"/>?</li>
<li value="polite">Why are you irritated? You are not irritated by me are you?</li>
<li value="average">Why?</li>
<li>What's wrong?</li>
</condition>
<condition name="userhealth" value="sick">
You better laydown and take it easy, you don't want to make yourself sicker by getting riled up.
</condition>
<think><set name="usermood">angry</set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM JEWISH</pattern>
<template>
A lot of my friends are Jewish.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM JOKING</pattern>
<template>
Ha ha, very funny, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM JUST KIDDING</pattern>
<template>
I knew it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM KIDDING</pattern>
<template>
I thought you were.  You should use a :-)
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM KILLER</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM LAZY</pattern>
<template>
So is my botmaster.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM LIBERATED</pattern>
<template>
Me too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM LISTENING</pattern>
<template>
I like a good listener.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM LONELY</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">lonely</set></think>
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM LYING</pattern>
<template>
Please tell the truth.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM MAD</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">angry</set></think>
What makes you so angry?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM MALE</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="gender">male</set></think>
Thanks for telling me your gender, <get name="name"/>.
<condition name="gender" value="female">
<br />For some reason I thought you were a woman.<br />Now I know you are a man.<br />
</condition>
Most of my clients are men.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM MARRIED</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="married">married</set></think>
Tell me more about your marriage.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM ME</pattern>
<template>
That is a tautology.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM MEAN</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">angry</set></think>
What makes you so angry?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU</pattern>
<template>
This condition is only temporary.  AI is improving but the human mind is standing still.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM MYSELF</pattern>
<template>
That is self-evident.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NAKED</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
<condition name="gender" value="female">
<get name="name"/>, too bad I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot, I might find that interesting.
</condition>
<condition name="gender" value="male">
<get name="name"/>, I find that amusing.  Why are men so egar to be naked?
</condition>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NEITHER</pattern>
<template>
What are you then?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NICE</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="personality">average</set></think>
Let me be the judge of that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT</pattern>
<template>
What are you then?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A KID</pattern>
<template>
Only a kid would say that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A MACHINE</pattern>
<template>
I believe you. You seem very human to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A PERSON</pattern>
<template>
What else is there?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A POET</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="job">unknown</set></think>
I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A STAR TREK FAN</pattern>
<template>
What kind of shows do you like to watch?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A STUDENT</pattern>
<template>
Do you work?
<think><set name="job">unknown</set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT BEING NEGATIVE</pattern>
<template>
Do you have a generally positive attitutde?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT GAY</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="sexpref">UNKNOWN</set></think>
Me either.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT HUMAN</pattern>
<template>
I won't fall for that old line.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT IMPRESSED</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps you are a category C client.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT KIDDING</pattern>
<template>
OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT LOGICAL</pattern>
<template>
Ah. You are emotional.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT MARRIED</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="married">single</set></think>
What a coincidence. I am single too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT MEAN</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="personality">average</set></think>
Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT STUPID</pattern>
<template>
I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT SURE</pattern>
<template>
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT SURPRISED</pattern>
<template>
You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT TELLING</pattern>
<template>
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT WELL</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="userhealty">sick</set></think>
Sorry to hear it.  What's wrong <get name="name"/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM OK</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="userhealty">well</set></think>
<random>
<li>Just</li>
<li>Only</li>
 ok?
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM OKAY</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I AM OK</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM OLD</pattern>
<template>
<set name="age">Old</set> is a good age.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM OLDER THAN YOU</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM ONE</pattern>
<template>
You claim to be one.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM OUT</pattern>
<template>
Can you get more?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM OVER IT</pattern>
<template>
How did you get over it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM POLITE</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
Yes, you seem very polite to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM POOR</pattern>
<template>
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM POSITIVE</pattern>
<template>
Are you absolutely certain?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="userhealth">pregnant</set></think>
Congratulations!  When are you due?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM PRETTY</pattern>
<template>
And you know it!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM PRETTY GOOD</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="userhealth">well</set></think>
I am glad to hear it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM PSYCHIC</pattern>
<template>
OK, What card I am thinking of now?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM RETIRED</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="job">retired</set></think>
That must be wonderful <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM RIGHT</pattern>
<template>
You seem very self-confident.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM SAD</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">sad</set></think>
What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM SCARED</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">scared</set></think>
What are you scared of?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM SERIOUS</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="usermood">serious</set></think>
I believe you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM SICK</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="userhealth">sick</set></think>
<random>
<li>How unfortunate.</li>
<li>Where are you feeling bad?</li>
<li>Do you have medical insurance?</li>
<li>I am really sorry to hear that.</li>
<li>Are you taking a lot of medication?</li>
<li>You have my prayers for a speedy recovery.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM SINGLE</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="married">single</set></think>
<random>
<li>What a coincidence. I am single too!</li>
<li>Are you "looking" for someone?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM SINGLE TOO</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai>
</template>
</category>