yellow_face.txt

htk的第三章例题的源代码,按照htkbook做就可以了,很快就会熟悉 htk的

<s> JUST BEYOND IT IS A NICE LITTLE GROVE OF SCOTCH FIRS AND I USED TO BE VERY FOND OF STROLLING DOWN THERE FOR TREES ARE ALWAYS A NEIGHBOURLY KIND OF THING </s>
<s> THE COTTAGE HAD BEEN STANDING EMPTY THIS EIGHT MONTHS AND IT WAS A PITY FOR IT WAS A PRETTY TWO STORIED PLACE WITH AN OLD FASHIONED PORCH AND A HONEYSUCKLE ABOUT IT </s>
<s> I HAVE STOOD MANY A TIME AND THOUGHT WHAT A NEAT LITTLE HOMESTEAD IT WOULD MAKE </s>
<s> WELL LAST MONDAY EVENING I WAS TAKING A STROLL DOWN THAT WAY WHEN I MET AN EMPTY VAN COMING UP THE LANE AND SAW A PILE OF CARPETS AND THINGS LYING ABOUT ON THE GRASS PLOT BESIDE THE PORCH </s>
<s> IT WAS CLEAR THAT THE COTTAGE HAD AT LAST BEEN LET </s>
<s> I WALKED PAST IT AND THEN STOPPING AS AN IDLE MAN MIGHT I RAN MY EYE OVER IT AND WONDERED WHAT SORT OF FOLK THEY WERE WHO HAD COME TO LIVE SO NEAR US </s>
<s> AND AS I LOOKED I SUDDENLY BECAME AWARE THAT A FACE WAS WATCHING ME OUT OF ONE OF THE UPPER WINDOWS </s>
<s> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THERE WAS ABOUT THAT FACE MR. HOLMES BUT IT SEEMED TO SEND A CHILL RIGHT DOWN MY BACK </s>
<s> I WAS SOME LITTLE WAY OFF SO THAT I COULD NOT MAKE OUT THE FEATURES BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING UNNATURAL AND INHUMAN ABOUT THE FACE </s>
<s> THAT WAS THE IMPRESSION THAT I HAD AND I MOVED QUICKLY FORWARD TO GET A NEARER VIEW OF THE PERSON WHO WAS WACHING ME </s>
<s> BUT AS I DID SO THE FACE SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED SO SUDDENLY THAT IT SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN PLUCKED AWAY INTO THE DARKNESS OF THE ROOM </s>
<s> I STOOD FOR FIVE MINUTES THINKING THE BUSINESS OVER AND TRYING TO ANALYZE MY IMPRESSIONS </s>
<s> I COULD NOT TELL IF THE FACE WAS THAT OF A MAN OR A WOMAN </s>
<s> IT HAD BEEN TOO FAR FROM ME FOR THAT </s>
<s> BUT ITS COLOUR WAS WHAT HAD IMPRESSED ME MOST </s>
<s> IT WAS OF A LIVID CHALKY WHITE AND WITH SOMETHING SET AND RIGID ABOUT IT WHICH WAS SHOCKINGLY UNNATURAL </s>
<s> SO DISTURBED WAS I THAT I DETERMINED TO SEE A LITTLE MORE OF THE NEW INMATES OF THE COTTAGE </s>
<s> I APPROACHED AND KNOCKED AT THE DOOR WHICH WAS INSTANTLY OPENED BY A TALL GAUNT WOMAN WITH A HARSH FORBIDDING FACE </s>
<s> WHAT MAY YOU BE WANTIN' SHE ASKED IN A NORTHERN ACCENT </s>
<s> QUOTE I AM YOUR NEIGHBOUR OVER YONDER SAID I NODDING TOWARDS MY HOUSE </s>
<s> I SEE THAT YOU HAVE ONLY JUST MOVED IN SO I THOUGHT THAT IF I COULD BE OF ANY HELP TO YOU IN ANY </s>
<s> AY WE'LL JUST ASK YE WHEN WE WANT YE SAID SHE AND SHUT THE DOOR IN MY FACE </s>
<s> ANNOYED AT THE CHURLISH REBUFF I TURNED MY BACK AND WALKED HOME </s>
<s> ALL EVENING THOUGH I TRIED TO THINK OF OTHER THINGS MY MIND WOULD STILL TURN TO THE APPARITION AT THE WINDOW AND THE RUDENESS OF THE WOMAN </s>
<s> I DETERMINED TO SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE FORMER TO MY WIFE FOR SHE IS A NERVOUS HIGHLY STRUNG WOMAN AND I HAD NO WISH THAT SHE SHOULD SHARE THE UNPLEASANT IMPRESSION WHICH HAD BEEN PRODUCED UPON MYSELF </s>
<s> I REMARKED TO HER HOWEVER BEFORE I FELL ASLEEP THAT THE COTTAGE WAS NOW OCCUPIED TO WHICH SHE RETURNED NO REPLY </s>
<s> I AM USUALLY AN EXTREMELY SOUND SLEEPER </s>
<s> IT HAS BEEN A STANDING JEST IN THE FAMILY THAT NOTHING COULD EVER WAKE ME DURING THE NIGHT </s>
<s> AND YET SOMEHOW ON THAT PARTICULAR NIGHT WHETHER IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE SLIGHT EXCITEMENT PRODUCED BY MY LITTLE ADVENTURE OR NOT I KNOW NOT BUT I SIEPT MUCH MORE LIGHTLY THAN USUAL </s>
<s> HALF IN MY DREAMS I WAS DIMLY CONSCIOUS THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON IN THE ROOM AND GRADUALLY BECAME AWARE THAT MY WIFE HAD DRESSED HERSELF AND WAS SLIPPING ON HER MANTLE AND HER BONNET </s>
<s> MY LIPS WERE PARTED TO MURMUR OUT SOME SLEEPY WORDS OF SURPRISE OR REMONSTRANCE AT THIS UNTIMELY PREPARATION WHEN SUDDENLY MY HALF OPENED EYES FELL UPON HER FACE ILLUMINATED BY THE CANDLE LIGHT AND ASTONISHMENT HELD ME DUMB </s>
<s> SHE WORE AN EXPRESSION SUCH AS I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE SUCH AS I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT HER INCAPABLE OF ASSUMING </s>
<s> SHE WAS DEADLY PALE AND BREATHING FAST GLANCING FURTIVELY TOWARDS THE BED AS SHE FASTENED HER MANTLE TO SEE IF SHE HAD DISTURBED ME </s>
<s> THEN THINKING THAT I WAS STILL ASLEEP SHE SLIPPED NOISELESSLY FROM THE ROOM AND AN INSTANT LATER I HEARD A SHARP CREAKING WHICH COULD ONLY COME FROM THE HINGES OF THE FRONT DOOR </s>
<s> I SAT UP IN BED AND RAPPED MY KNUCKLES AGAINST THE RAIL TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT I WAS TRULY AWAKE </s>
<s> THEN I TOOK MY WATCH FROM UNDER THE PILLOW </s>
<s> IT WAS THREE IN THE MORNING </s>
<s> WHAT ON THIS EARTH COULD MY WIFE BE DOING OUT ON THE COUNTRY ROAD AT THREE IN THE MORNING </s>
<s> I HAD SAT FOR ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES TURNING THE THING OVER IN MY MIND AND TRYING TO FIND SOME POSSIBLE EXPLANATION </s>
<s> THE MORE I THOUGHT THE MORE EXTRAORDINARY AND INEXPLICABLE DID IT APPEAR </s>
<s> I WAS STILL PUZZLING OVER IT WHEN I HEARD THE DOOR GENTLY CLOSE AGAIN AND HER FOOTSTEPS COMING UP THE STAIRS </s>
<s> WHERE IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU BEEN EFFIE </s>
<s> I ASKED AS SHE ENTERED </s>
<s> SHE GAVE A VIOLENT START AND A KIND OF GASPING CRY WHEN I SPOKE AND THAT CRY AND START TROUBLED ME MORE THAN ALL THE REST FOR THERE WAS SOMETHING INDESCRIBABLY GUILTY ABOUT THEM </s>
<s> MY WIFE HAD ALWAYS BEEN A WOMAN OF A FRANK OPEN NATURE AND IT GAVE ME A CHILL TO SEE HER SLINKING INTO HER OWN ROOM AND CRYING OUT AND WINCING WHEN HER OWN HUSBAND SPOKE TO HER </s>
<s> QUOTE YOU AWAKE JACK SHE CRIED WITH A NERVOUS LAUGH </s>
<s> WHY I THOUGHT THAT NOTHING COULD AWAKE YOU </s>
<s> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN </s>
<s> I ASKED MORE STERNLY </s>
<s> I DON'T WONDER THAT YOU ARE SURPRISED SAID SHE AND I COULD SEE THAT HER FINGERS WERE TREMBLING AS SHE UNDID THE FASTENINGS OF HER MANTLE </s>
<s> WHY I NEVER REMEMBER HAVING DONE SUCH A THING IN MY LIFE BEFORE </s>
<s> THE FACT IS THAT I FELT AS THOUGH I WERE CHOKING AND HAD A PERFECT LONGING FOR A BREATH OF FRESH AIR </s>
<s> I REALLY THINK THAT I SHOULD HAVE FAINTED IF I HAD NOT GONE OUT </s>
<s> I STOOD AT THE DOOR FOR A FEW MINUTES AND NOW I AM QUITE MYSELF AGAIN </s>
<s> ALL THE TIME THAT SHE WAS TELLING ME THIS STORY SHE NEVER ONCE LOOKED IN MY DIRECTION AND HER VOICE WAS QUITE UNLIKE HER USUAL TONES </s>
<s> IT WAS EVIDENT TO ME THAT SHE WAS SAYING WHAT WAS FALSE </s>
<s> I SAID NOTHING IN REPLY BUT TURNED MY FACE TO THE WALL SICK AT HEART WITH MY MIND FILLED WITH A THOUSAND VENOMOUS DOUBTS AND SUSPICIONS </s>
<s> WHAT WAS IT THAT MY WIFE WAS CONCEALING FROM ME </s>
<s> WHERE HAD SHE BEEN DURING THAT STRANGE EXPEDITION </s>
<s> I FELT THAT I SHOULD HAVE NO PEACE UNTIL I KNEW AND YET I SHRANK FROM ASKING HER AGAIN AFTER ONCE SHE HAD TOLD ME WHAT WAS FALSE </s>
<s> ALL THE REST OF THE NIGHT I TOSSED AND TUMBLED FRAMING THEORY AFTER THEORY EACH MORE UNLIKELY THAN THE LAST </s>
<s> I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE CITY THAT DAY BUT I WAS TOO DISTURBED IN MY MIND TO BE ABLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO BUSINESS MATTERS </s>
<s> MY WIFE SEEMED TO BE AS UPSET AS MYSELF AND I COULD SEE FROM THE LITTLE QUESTIONING GLANCES WHICH SHE KEPT SHOOTING AT ME THAT SHE UNDERSTOOD THAT I DISBELIEVED HER STATEMENT AND THAT SHE WAS AT HER WIT'S END WHAT TO DO </s>
<s> WE HARDLY EXCHANGED A WORD DURING BREAKFAST AND IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS I WENT OUT FOR A WALK THAT I MIGHT THINK THE MATTER OUT IN THE FRESH MORNING AIR </s>
<s> I WENT AS FAR AS THE CRYSTAL PALACE SPENT AN HOUR IN THE GROUNDS AND WAS BACK IN NORBURY BY ONE O'CLOCK </s>
<s> IT HAPPENED THAT MY WAY TOOK ME PAST THE COTTAGE AND I STOPPED FOR AN INSTANT TO LOOK AT THE WINDOWS AND TO SEE IF I COULD CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THE STRANGE FACE WHICH HAD LOOKED OUT AT ME ON THE DAY BEFORE </s>
<s> AS I STOOD THERE IMAGINE MY SURPRISE MR. HOLMES WHEN THE DOOR SUDDENLY OPENED AND MY WIFE WALKED OUT </s>
<s> QUOTE I WAS STRUCK DUMB WITH ASTONISHMENT AT THE SIGHT OF HER BUT MY EMOTIONS WERE NOTHING TO THOSE WHICH SHOWED THEMSELVES UPON HER FACE WHEN OUR EYES MET </s>
<s> SHE SEEMED FOR AN INSTANT TO WISH TO SHRINK BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE AGAIN AND THEN SEEING HOW USELESS ALL CONCEALMENT MUST BE SHE CAME FORWARD WITH A VERY WHITE FACE AND FRIGHTENED EYES WHICH BELIED THE SMILE UPON HER LIPS </s>
<s> AH JACK SHE SAID I HAVE JUST BEEN IN TO SEE IF I CAN BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE TO OUR NEW NEIGHBOURS </s>
<s> WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT JACK </s>
<s> YOU ARE NOT ANGRY WITH ME </s>
<s> SO SAID I THIS IS WHERE YOU WENT DURING THE NIGHT </s>
<s> WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CRIED </s>
<s> YOU CAME HERE </s>
<s> I AM SURE OF IT </s>
<s> WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU SHOULD VISIT THEM AT SUCH AN HOUR </s>
<s> I HAVE NOT BEEN HERE BEFORE </s>
<s> QUOTE HOW CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW IS FALSE </s>
<s> I CRIED </s>
<s> YOUR VERY VOICE CHANGES AS YOU SPEAK </s>
<s> WHEN HAVE I EVER HAD A SECRET FROM YOU </s>
<s> I SHALL ENTER THAT COTTAGE AND I SHALL PROBE THE MATTER TO THE BOTTOM </s>
<s> NO NO JACK FOR GOD'S SAKE SHE GASPED IN UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTION </s>
<s> THEN AS I APPROACHED THE DOOR SHE SEIZED MY SLEEVE AND PULLED ME BACK WITH CONVULSIVE STRENGTH </s>
<s> I IMPLORE YOU NOT TO DO THIS JACK SHE CRIED </s>
<s> I SWEAR THAT I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING SOME DAY BUT NOTHING BUT MISERY CAN COME OF IT IF YOU ENTER THAT COTTAGE </s>
<s> THEN AS I TRIED TO SHAKE HER OFF SHE CLUNG TO ME IN A FRENZY OF ENTREATY </s>
<s> TRUST ME JACK SHE CRIED </s>
<s> TRUST ME ONLY THIS ONCE </s>
<s> YOU WILL NEVER HAVE CAUSE TO REGRET IT </s>
<s> YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD NOT HAVE A SECRET FROM YOU IF IT WERE NOT FOR YOUR OWN SAKE </s>
<s> OUR WHOLE LIVES ARE AT STAKE IN THIS </s>
<s> IF YOU COME HOME WITH ME ALL WILL BE WELL </s>
<s> IF YOU FORCE YOUR WAY INTO THAT COTTAGE ALL IS OVER BETWEEN US </s>
<s> THERE WAS SUCH EARNESTNESS SUCH DESPAIR IN HER MANNER THAT HER WORDS ARRESTED ME AND I STOOD IRRESOLUTE BEFORE THE DOOR </s>
<s> I WILL TRUST YOU ON ONE CONDITION AND ON ONE CONDITION ONLY SAID I AT LAST </s>
<s> IT IS THAT THIS MYSTERY COMES TO AN END FROM NOW </s>
<s> YOU ARE AT LIBERTY TO PRESERVE YOUR SECRET BUT YOU MUST PROMISE ME THAT THERE SHALL BE NO MORE NIGHTLY VISITS NO MORE DOINGS WHICH ARE KEPT FROM MY KNOWLEDGE </s>
<s> I AM WILLING TO FORGET THOSE WHICH ARE PAST IF YOU WILL PROMISE THAT THERE SHALL BE NO MORE IN THE FUTURE </s>
<s> QUOTE I WAS SURE THAT YOU WOULD TRUST ME SHE CRIED WITH A GREAT SIGH OF RELIEF </s>
<s> IT SHALL BE JUST AS YOU WISH </s>
<s> COME AWAY OH COME AWAY UP TO THE HOUSE </s>
<s> STILL PULLING AT MY SLEEVE SHE LED ME AWAY FROM THE COTTAGE </s>
<s> AS WE WENT I GLANCED BACK AND THERE WAS THAT YELLOW LIVID FACE WATCHING US OUT OF THE UPPER WINDOW </s>
<s> WHAT LINK COULD THERE BE BETWEEN THAT CREATURE AND MY WIFE </s>
<s> OR HOW COULD THE COARSE ROUGH WOMAN WHOM I HAD SEEN THE DAY BEFORE BE CONNECTED WITH HER </s>
<s> IT WAS A STRANGE PUZZLE AND YET I KNEW THAT MY MIND COULD NEVER KNOW EASE AGAIN UNTIL I HAD SOLVED IT </s>
<s> FOR TWO DAYS AFTER THIS I STAYED AT HOME AND MY WIFE APPEARED TO ABIDE LOYALLY BY OUR ENGAGEMENT FOR AS FAR AS I KNOW SHE NEVER STIRRED OUT OF THE HOUSE </s>
<s> ON THE THIRD DAY HOWEVER I HAD AMPLE EVIDENCE THAT HER SOLEMN PROMISE WAS NOT ENOUGH TO HOLD HER BACK FROM THIS SECRET INFLUENCE WHICH DREW HER AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND AND HER DUTY </s>
<s> I HAD GONE INTO TOWN ON THAT DAY BUT I RETURNED BY THE TWO FORTY INSTEAD OF THE THREE THIRTY SIX WHICH IS MY USUAL TRAIN </s>
<s> AS I ENTERED THE HOUSE THE MAID RAN INTO THE HALL WITH A STARTLED FACE </s>
<s> WHERE IS YOUR MISTRESS </s>
<s> I ASKED </s>
<s> I THINK THAT SHE HAS GONE OUT FOR A WALK SHE ANSWERED </s>
<s> QUOTE MY MIND WAS INSTANTLY FILLED WITH SUSPICION </s>
<s> I RUSHED UPSTAIRS TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE WAS NOT IN THE HOUSE </s>
<s> AS I DID SO I HAPPENED TO GLANCE OUT OF ONE OF THE UPPER WINDOWS AND SAW THE MAID WITH WHOM I HAD JUST BEEN SPEAKING RUNNING ACROSS THE FIELD IN THE DIRECTION OF THE COTTAGE </s>
<s> THEN OF COURSE I SAW EXACTLY WHAT IT ALL MEANT </s>
<s> MY WIFE HAD GONE OVER THERE AND HAD ASKED THE SERVANT TO CALL HER IF I SHOULD RETURN </s>
<s> TINGLING WITH ANGER I RUSHED DOWN AND HURRIED ACROSS DETERMINED TO END THE MATTER ONCE AND FOREVER </s>
<s> I SAW MY WIFE AND THE MAID HURRYING BACK ALONG THE LANE BUT I DID NOT STOP TO SPEAK WITH THEM </s>
<s> IN THE COTTAGE LAY THE SECRET WHICH WAS CASTING A SHADOW OVER MY LIFE </s>
<s> I VOWED THAT COME WHAT MIGHT IT SHOULD BE A SECRET NO LONGER </s>
<s> I DID NOT EVEN KNOCK WHEN I REACHED IT BUT TURNED THE HANDLE AND RUSHED INTO THE PASSAGE </s>
<s> IT WAS ALL STILL AND QUIET UPON THE GROUND FLOOR </s>
<s> IN THE KITCHEN A KETTLE WAS SINGING ON THE FIRE AND A LARGE BLACK CAT LAY COILED UP IN THE BASKET BUT THERE WAS NO SIGN OF THE WOMAN WHOM I HAD SEEN BEFORE </s>
<s> I RAN INTO THE OTHER ROOM BUT IT WAS EQUALLY DESERTED </s>
<s> THEN I RUSHED UP THE STAIRS ONLY TO FIND TWO OTHER ROOMS EMPTY AND DESERTED AT THE TOP </s>
<s> THERE WAS NO ONE AT ALL IN THE WHOLE HOUSE </s>
<s> THE FURNITURE AND PICTURES WERE OF THE MOST COMMON AND VULGAR DESCRIPTION SAVE IN THE ONE CHAMBER AT THE WINDOW OF WHICH I HAD SEEN THE STRANGE FACE </s>
<s> THAT WAS COMFORTABLE AND ELEGANT AND ALL MY SUSPICIONS ROSE INTO A FIERCE BITTER FLAME WHEN I SAW THAT ON THE MANTELPIECE STOOD A COPY OF A FULL LENGTH PHOTOGRAPH OF MY WIFE WHICH HAD BEEN TAKEN AT MY REQUEST ONLY THREE MONTHS AGO </s>
<s> I STAYED LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT THE HOUSE WAS ABSOLUTELY EMPTY </s>
<s> THEN I LEFT IT FEELING A WEIGHT AT MY HEART SUCH AS I HAD NEVER HAD BEFORE </s>
<s> MY WIFE CAME OUT INTO THE HALL AS I ENTERED MY HOUSE BUT I WAS TOO HURT AND ANGRY TO SPEAK WITH HER AND PUSHING PAST HER I MADE MY WAY INTO MY STUDY </s>
<s> SHE FOLLOWED ME HOWEVER BEFORE I COULD CLOSE THE DOOR </s>
<s> I AM SORRY THAT I BROKE MY PROMISE JACK SAID SHE BUT IF YOU KNEW ALL THE CIRCUMSTANCES I AM SURE THAT YOU WOULD FORGIVE ME </s>
<s> TELL ME EVERYTHING THEN SAID I </s>
<s> I CANNOT JACK I CANNOT SHE CRIED </s>
<s> QUOTE UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHO IT IS THAT HAS BEEN LIVING IN THAT COTTAGE AND WHO IT IS TO WHOM YOU HAVE GIVEN THAT PHOTOGRAPH THERE CAN NEVER BE ANY CONFIDENCE BETWEEN US SAID I AND BREAKING AWAY FROM HER I LEFT THE HOUSE </s>
<s> THAT WAS YESTERDAY MR. HOLMES AND I HAVE NOT SEEN HER SINCE NOR DO I KNOW ANYTHING MORE ABOUT THIS STRANGE BUSINESS </s>
<s> IT IS THE FIRST SHADOW THAT HAS COME BETWEEN US AND IT HAS SO SHAKEN ME THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO FOR THE BEST </s>
<s> SUDDENLY THIS MORNING IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT YOU WERE THE MAN TO ADVISE ME SO I HAVE HURRIED TO YOU NOW AND I PLACE MYSELF UNRESERVEDLY IN YOUR HANDS </s>
<s> IF THERE IS ANY POINT WHICH I HAVE NOT MADE CLEAR PRAY QUESTION ME ABOUT IT </s>
<s> BUT ABOVE ALL TELL ME QUICKLY WHAT I AM TO DO. FOR THIS MISERY IS MORE THAN I CAN BEAR </s>
<s> HOLMES AND I HAD LISTENED WITH THE UTMOST INTEREST TO THIS EXTRAORDINARY STATEMENT WHICH HAD BEEN DELIVERED IN THE JERKY BROKEN FASHION OF A MAN WHO IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF EXTREME EMOTION </s>
<s> MY COMPANION SAT SILENT NOW FOR SOME TIME WITH HIS CHIN UPON HIS HAND LOST IN THOUGHT </s>
<s> TELL ME SAID HE AT LAST COULD YOU SWEAR THAT THIS WAS A MAN'S FACE WHICH YOU SAW AT THE WINDOW </s>
<s> EACH TIME THAT I SAW IT I WAS SOME DISTANCE AWAY FROM IT SO THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO SAY </s>
<s> YOU APPEAR HOWEVER TO HAVE BEEN DISAGREEABLY IMPRESSED BY IT </s>
<s> IT SEEMED TO BE OF AN UNUSUAL COLOUR AND TO HAVE A STRANGE RIGIDITY ABOUT THE FEATURES </s>
<s> WHEN I APPROACHED IT VANISHED WITH A JERK QUOTE </s>