📄 搞笑回帖.txt

📁 这是一个用ASP 做的论坛.值得研究一下. 最有趣的是,发帖支持 HTML 代码可以回出很好玩的帖.本来想把设计架构也发上来的,它在本子上,懒得抄拉
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<script language="JavaScript" fptype="dynamicanimation">
<!--
function dynAnimation() {}
function clickSwapImg() {}
//-->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript1.2" fptype="dynamicanimation" src="file:///D:/program/office2k/OFFICE11/fpclass/animate.js">
</script>
<body onload="dynAnimation()" language="Javascript1.2">

<p style="position: relative !important" dynamicanimation="fpAnimOutflyBottomRightFP1" id="fpAnimOutflyBottomRightFP1" onclick="dynAnimOut(this)" language="Javascript1.2">
fghdfgdfgfd</p>

</body>

<p style="position: relative !important" dynamicanimation="fpAnimOutflyBottomRightFP1" id="fpAnimOutflyBottomRightFP1" onclick="dynAnimOut(this)" language="Javascript1.2">
<img border="0" src="file:///F:/项目/博远论坛项目/picture/16.gif" width="50" height="50"></p>

游戏回帖
<table width="177" border="0" height="225">
  <tr>
    <td><script language="JavaScript">
 function MakeArray( n){
     this.length = n;
     for (var i = 1; i <= n; i++) {
         this[i] = 0
     }
     return this
 }
 var d0 = new Date();
 var r0 = d0.getSeconds();
 function poor_rand(){
     d1 = new Date();
     r0 = (r0 * r0 + r0 + d1.getSeconds()) % 3721 ;
     return r0 % width_n;
 }
 var height_n = 8;
 var width_n =5;
 var enemy = new MakeArray( width_n);
 var wtime;
 var score;
 var gameover;
 document.write( "<FORM NAME='fm1'>");
 document.write( "<INPUT TYPE='text' NAME='message' SIZE=20>");
 document.write( "</FORM>");
 document.write( "<FORM NAME='fm2'><TABLE>");
 for( var i=0; i<height_n; i++){
     document.write( "<TR>");
     for( var j=0;j<width_n; j++){
         document.write( "<TD><CENTER><INPUT TYPE='radio'></CENTER></TD>");
     }
     document.write( "</TR>");
 }
 document.write( "<TR>");
 for( var j=0;j<width_n; j++){
     document.write( "<TD><INPUT TYPE='button' VALUE='射' onClick='fire("
         + j + ")'></TD>");
 }
 document.write( "</TR>");
 document.write( "</TABLE>");
 document.write( "<INPUT TYPE='button' VALUE='开始' onClick='game_start()'>");
 document.write( "</FORM>");
 function come(){
     var n = poor_rand();
     document.fm2.elements[ width_n * enemy[n+1] + n].checked = true;
     enemy[n+1]++;
     if( enemy[n+1] < height_n){
         setTimeout("come()", wtime);
     }else{
       gameover = true;
       document.fm1.message.value =  "游戏结束:" + score ;
     }
 }
 function fire( n){
     if( gameover ) return;
     for( var i=0; i<enemy[n+1]; i++){
         document.fm2.elements[ width_n * i + n].checked = false;
     }
     score += enemy[ n+1];
     document.fm1.message.value = "分数:" + score;
     enemy[ n+1] = 0;
     if( wtime > 50){ wtime -= 10};
 }
 function game_start(){
    for( var n=0; n<width_n; n++){
         for( var i=0; i<enemy[n+1]; i++){
             document.fm2.elements[ width_n * i + n].checked = false;
         }
         enemy[n+1] = 0;
     }
     wtime = 150;
     score = 0;
     gameover = false;
     document.fm1.message.value = "分数:" + score;
     setTimeout("come()", wtime);
 }
</script></td>
</tr>
</table>


你只消把这段程序代码剪贴到你自己页面的<head>区段里面:

<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- 
/* Elusive image script by Paul Anderson, copyright 2001 CNET Builder.com.
May be freely used with attribution. Not for resale.

你可以用以下的原始碼在同一個頁面裡頭放入多張不同的圖片。將這裡的三個 unique_id 替換成
某個你自己取的唯一的名字（不過可別用 swtLoc 這個名字，它在這個程式裡面是個保留字），
然後把四組寬度與高度作適當的調整。 

<layer name="unique_id" width=100 height=200>
<div id="unique_id" style="position:relative;width:100;height:200;top:0;left:0;">
<a href="#" onmouseOver="swtRun('unique_id')" onmouseout="swtDiv=null">
<img src="img.gif" width=100 height=200 border=0></a>
</div></layer><ilayer name="swtLoc" width=100 height=200></ilayer>

*/

var oldX=0,oldY=0,newX,newY,xDir,yDir,swtDiv

function swtFlee(arg) {
ev=arg?arg:event;
newX=ev.pageX?(isNaN(ev.pageX)?0:ev.pageX):ev.clientX;
newY=ev.pageY?(isNaN(ev.pageY)?0:ev.pageY):ev.clientY;
xDir=5*(newX-oldX);
yDir=5*(newY-oldY);
oldX=newX;
oldY=newY;
maxW=document.width?document.width:document.body.clientWidth;
maxH=document.height?document.height:document.body.clientHeight;
if (swtDiv) {
if (document.layers) swtDiv.style=swtDiv;
divW=swtDiv.clip?swtDiv.clip.width:parseInt(swtDiv.style.width);
divH=swtDiv.clip?swtDiv.clip.height:parseInt(swtDiv.style.height);
swtDiv.style.left=parseInt(swtDiv.style.left)+xDir;
swtDiv.style.top=parseInt(swtDiv.style.top)+yDir;
if (newX <= divW) swtDiv.style.left=parseInt(swtDiv.style.left)+divW;
if (newX >= maxW-divW) swtDiv.style.left=parseInt(swtDiv.style.left)-divW;
if (newY <= divH) swtDiv.style.top=parseInt(swtDiv.style.top)+divH;
if (newY >= maxH-divH) swtDiv.style.top=parseInt(swtDiv.style.top)-divH;
}
}

function swtRun(divID) {
swtDiv=document.getElementById?document.getElementById(divID):document.all?document.all[divID]:document.layers?document.layers[divID]:null;
}

function initFlee() {
if (document.layers) {
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE);
for (i=0;i<document.layers.length-1;i++) {
if (document.layers[i+1].name.substr(0,6)=="swtLoc") {
document.layers[i].moveTo(document.layers[i+1].pageX,document.layers[i+1].pageY);
}
}
}
document.onmousemove=swtFlee;
}
window.onload=initFlee;
//-->
</script>

然后把你想要拿来跟客人玩躲猫猫的图片用下面这段 HTML 打点一下就成了：

<layer name="unique_id" width=100 height=200>
<div id="unique_id" style="position:relative;width:100;height:200;top:0;left:0;">
<a href="#" onmouseOver="swtRun('unique_id')" onmouseout="swtDiv=null">
<img src="img.gif" width=100 height=200 border=0></a>
</div></layer><ilayer name="swtLoc" width=100 height=200></ilayer> 

把上面出现的三个unique_id替换成某个你自己取的唯一的名字（不过可别用swtLoc这个名字，它在这个程序里面是个保留字），然后把四组宽度与高度作适当的调整。你可以用上面的原始码在同一个页面里头放入多张不同的图片。感谢这段程序！这些图片全都会立刻变得超级害羞，看到鼠标光标靠近就立刻躲到旁边去。而且就像 Java 版本那样，还真有些白痴家伙会乐此不疲地连续几个钟头追着这些图片跑哩！  



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"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
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;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# \
}'+}##(!!/")
:t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1)
:0 "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}
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