clientres.rc

Blood 2全套源码

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    IDS_MENU_MESSAGE_QUIT   "Are you sure that you want to quit? (Y/N)"
    IDS_MENU_MESSAGE_ASK_CHANGE_RESOLUTION 
                            "A screen resolution of 640x480 or greater is required for this option.  Do you want to switch to 640x480 and continue? (Y/N)"
    IDS_MENU_MESSAGE_RES_CHANGE_ERROR "Unable to change screen resolution."
    IDS_MENU_MESSAGE_NO_CUSTOM_LEVELS "No custom levels are available."
    IDS_MENU_MESSAGE_PLEASEWAIT "Please Wait..."
END

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    IDS_MENU_ACTION_FORWARD "Forward"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_BACKWARD "Backward"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_LEFT    "Left"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_RIGHT   "Right"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_STRAFE  "Strafe"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_STRAFELEFT "Strafe Left"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_STRAFERIGHT "Strafe Right"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_RUN     "Run"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_RUNLOCK "Run Lock"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_JUMP    "Jump"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_DUCK    "Duck"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_TURNAROUND "Turn Around"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_FIRE    "Fire"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_ALTFIRE "Alt Fire"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_NEXTWEAPON "Next Weapon"
END

STRINGTABLE DISCARDABLE 
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    IDS_MENU_CHARSELECT_OPHELIA "OPHELIA"
    IDS_MENU_DIFFICULTY_GENOCIDE "GENOCIDE"
    IDS_MENU_DIFFICULTY_HOMICIDE "HOMICIDE"
    IDS_MENU_DIFFICULTY_SUICIDE "SUICIDE"
    IDS_MENU_DISPLAY_DETAIL_LOW "DETAIL LEVEL [LOW]"
    IDS_MENU_DISPLAY_DETAIL_MEDIUM "DETAIL LEVEL [MEDIUM]"
    IDS_MENU_DISPLAY_DETAIL_HIGH "DETAIL LEVEL [HIGH]"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_USE   "USE JOYSTICK"
    IDS_MENU_KEYBOARD_TURNSPEED "TURN SPEED"
    IDS_MENU_OPTIONS_DISPLAY "DISPLAY"
    IDS_MENU_OPTIONS_AUDIO  "AUDIO"
    IDS_MENU_OPTIONS_CONTROLS "CONTROLS"
    IDS_MENU_OPTIONS_MOUSE  "MOUSE"
    IDS_MENU_OPTIONS_JOYSTICK "JOYSTICK"
    IDS_MENU_OPTIONS_KEYBOARD "KEYBOARD"
    IDS_MENU_SINGLEPLAYER_CALEB "CALEB"
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STRINGTABLE DISCARDABLE 
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    IDS_MENU_SINGLEPLAYER_CHOSEN "CHOSEN"
    IDS_MENU_SINGLEPLAYER_LOADGAME "LOAD GAME"
    IDS_MENU_SINGLEPLAYER_SAVEGAME "SAVE GAME"
    IDS_MENU_SINGLEPLAYER_CUSTOMLEVEL "CUSTOM LEVEL"
    IDS_MENU_AUDIO_SOUND    "SOUND"
    IDS_MENU_AUDIO_SOUND_VOLUME "SOUND VOLUME"
    IDS_MENU_AUDIO_16BIT_SOUND "16 BIT SOUND"
    IDS_MENU_AUDIO_MUSIC    "MUSIC"
    IDS_MENU_AUDIO_MUSIC_VOLUME "MUSIC VOLUME"
    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_SENSITIVITY "SENSITIVITY"
    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_INPUTRATE "INPUT RATE"
    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_INVERT_YAXIS "INVERT Y-AXIS"
    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_MOUSELOOK "MOUSELOOK"
    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_LOOKSPRING "LOOKSPRING"
    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_INPUT_NORMAL "INPUT [NORMAL]"
    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_INPUT_RESPONSIVE "INPUT [RESPONSIVE]"
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STRINGTABLE DISCARDABLE 
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    IDS_MENU_MOUSE_INPUT_SMOOTH "INPUT [SMOOTH]"
    IDS_MENU_DISPLAY_RENDERER "Renderer: [%1!s! - %2!s!]"
    IDS_MENU_DISPLAY_RESOLUTION "Resolution: [%1!d!x%2!d!x%3!d!]"
    IDS_MENU_LOADGAME_RESTART "RESTART: %1!s!"
    IDS_MENU_LOADGAME_QUICKLOAD "QUICKLOAD: %1!s!"
    IDS_MENU_SINGLEPLAYER_NIGHTMARES "NIGHTMARES"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_TURNLEFTRIGHTAXIS "TURN LEFT/RIGHT AXIS"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_LOOKUPDOWNAXIS "LOOK UP/DOWN AXIS"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_STRAFELEFTRIGHTAXIS "STRAFE LEFT/RIGHT AXIS"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_MOVEFORWARDBACKWARDAXIS "MOVE FORWARD/BACKWARD AXIS"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_AXIS  "AXIS"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_SENSITIVITY "SENSITIVITY"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_INVERTAXIS "INVERT AXIS"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_DEADZONE "DEAD ZONE"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_ANALOG "ANALOG"
    IDS_MENU_JOYSTICK_CENTEROFFSETCORRECTION "CENTER CORRECTION"
END

STRINGTABLE DISCARDABLE 
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    IDS_MENU_ACTION_PREVWEAPON "Prev Weapon"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_DROPWEAPON "Drop Weapon"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_OPEN    "Open"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_INVENTORYLEFT "Inventory Left"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_INVENTORYRIGHT "Inventory Right"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_USEINVENTORY "Use Inventory"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_GRAB    "Grab"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_MESSAGE "Message"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_TAUNT   "Taunt"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_LOOKUP  "Look Up"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_LOOKDOWN "Look Down"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_MOUSEAIMTOGGLE "Mouse Aim Toggle"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_CROSSHAIR "Crosshair"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_SCREENSHRINK "Screen Shrink"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_SCREENENLARGE "Screen Enlarge"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_PROXIMITIES "Proximities"
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STRINGTABLE DISCARDABLE 
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    IDS_MENU_ACTION_REMOTES "Remotes"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_TIME    "Time"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_DETONATE "Detonate"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON0 "Weapon 0"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON1 "Weapon 1"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON2 "Weapon 2"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON3 "Weapon 3"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON4 "Weapon 4"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON5 "Weapon 5"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON6 "Weapon 6"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON7 "Weapon 7"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON8 "Weapon 8"
    IDS_MENU_ACTION_WEAPON9 "Weapon 9"
    IDS_MENU_KEY_UNASSIGNED "<unassigned>"
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    IDS_MENU_FONT_SMALL_NAME "Arial Bold"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_SMALL_WIDTH "8"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_SMALL_HEIGHT "13"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_LARGE_NAME "Arial Bold"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_LARGE_WIDTH "12"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_LARGE_HEIGHT "20"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_TITLE_NAME "Arial Bold"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_TITLE_WIDTH "15"
    IDS_MENU_FONT_TITLE_HEIGHT "24"
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    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_1   "Loading..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_2   "Loading! Please wait..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_3   "Loading..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_4   "Loading! Please wait..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_5   "Loading..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_6   "Loading! Please wait..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_7   "Loading..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_8   "Loading! Please wait..."
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    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_9   "Prepare to die..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_10  "Prepare to be sacrificed..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_11  "Let the mutilations begin..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_12  "Are you ready?"
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_13  "Are you sweating yet?"
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_14  "Your shoe is untied!"
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_15  "Get ready for a bloodbath!"
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_16  "Take no prisoners!"
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_17  "Come here often?"
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_18  "Loading more gore for your pleasure..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_19  "Creating blood soaked bodies..."
    IDS_LOADING_MESSAGE_20  "Get ready for mass carnage!"
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    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_1      "TUNNEL TROUBLE"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_2      "ARRIVED ALIVE"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_3      "BLOODIED, BUT UNDEAD"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_4      "IT'S SHOWTIME!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_5      "HYSTERICAL SOCIETY"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_6      "FECAL MATTERS"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_7      "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_8      "ELEVATOR ACTION"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_9      "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_10     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_11     "HORRIFIC HABITS"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_12     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_13     "TENSION'S BUILDINGS"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_14     "PIPE CLEANER"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_15     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_16     "STATIONS OF THE CRASS"
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    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_17     "SACRIFICIAL SWITCHBACK"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_18     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_19     "THE LAST TRAIN TO CARCASSVILLE"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_20     "BLOOD N' CRYPTS"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_21     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_22     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_23     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_24     "ANTISOCIAL SECURITY"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_25     "CABALCO INDUSTRIES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_26     "BOUNCING-BABY-BEHEMOTH"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_27     "ENERGY CRISES"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_28     "EPILOGUE"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_29     "THE LURE OF RESEARCH AND DISMEMBERMENT"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_30     "THE ORIFICES OF CABALCO"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_31     "SHOOTING GALLERY"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_32     "CITY OF THE-SOON-TO-BE-DAMNED"
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    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_33     "ARENA"
    IDS_BUMPER_TITLE_34     "DA BOSS OF BOSSES"
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STRINGTABLE DISCARDABLE 
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    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_1       "~You just can't sit and enjoy your new issue of Guns N' Gibs while suffering the subway in peace these days. First that ticket guy dared to confiscate yer flask of Ol' Red '99, and then that spineless conductor had to stop the train for an hour just because some snot-nosed brat in a baby carriage rolled onto the tracks! You were about to go up there and give him a piece of his own mind but then you recognized his voice... and realized that your day was about to get... interesting."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_2       "~That hurt. That hurt a lot. The last time you blacked out, it was after throwing back nineteen consecutive shots of JoJo's Black Label #47, and even then, you think that your physical proximity to the ice-cream stand you blew up had more to do with it. Ah, well. That idiot vendor shouldn't have pissed you off by putting sprinkles on your Killer Kiddy Kone. Speaking of sprinkles, you suspect it would behoove you to find Gideon and liberally sprinkle him on the nearest wall!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_3       "~Gideon got away, but he's still on the run. You'll put him to rights and turn out his lights soon enough. Meanwhile, he's left behind some of his rotten friends for you to deal with. These pestilent meat-chunks do remind one of the undead things the Cabal used to churn out in the old days...except for that weird stitching on their chests. Something's different about these particular walking-carcasses. But hey, gibs are gibs."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_4       "~Well, that was fun... mostly. Gideon wasn't on board, sadly... but you now have a solid idea as to his whereabouts: the cathedral! That's what the sign out front said anyhow, 'OCT. 30, GIDEON DOES HIS DISSERTATION ON THE RITUAL CRIME OF SIN AND HOW TO GET AWAY WITH IT. GET HERE EARLY, AND YOU'LL HEAR HIS MINOR SYMPOSIUM ON A VALVE'S INCREDIBLY ONEROUS HALF-LIFE!' He's not the type to disappoint his fans, so get over there let him know you're in the audience."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_5       "~CabalCo's Lafayette Museum of Antiquities announces a new featured exhibit: Cults and Rituals. Take a remarkable and informative guided tour through the histories of some of the world's most bizarre fanatical organizations, ranging from the cursed Sect of the Barking Tree Frog to those dreaded fez-wearing Shriners. Also, do be sure to stop and sacrifice a moment of your day to visit our new Animatronic Dark God Exhibit. Scary!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_6       "~Man, do you hate sewers! The smell is rather appealing, but all-in-all slogging through the floaters does get old. When you finally get around to ruling the world, it'll be time to declare the place a no-sanitation zone. The perks of an open-sewer society include not having to budget for pipe repairs. The stuff can find its way to the oceans on its own. Either way, even with the local fragrance, you can smell Gideon's nasty stench. The coward's probably headed for a Cabal safehouse."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_7       "~With humanity breeding like roaches, and over-crowding plaguing the whole planet, disease has become our second biggest business! We're proud to announce that we have a near-monopoly at the Cabalco Center for Disease Management! This state-of-the-art facility has extensive research, dissection, and trauma centers. We assure you that the CDM is on the cutting-edge of disease, plague, and affliction of all types. Whether you're interested in the Ebola virus or just some-plain-old, tasty, syphilis. Our motto? Invest and Infest. Cabalco does the rest!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_8       "~Gideon is headed for one of the executive airships docked at the top of the building. It is obviously time to stop pounding back so much charred flesh at the corner Beefy Queen, 'cuz you ain't in proper shape to take the stairs. Interestingly, Gideon has also been taking his fair share of meat at the BQ, and thus, he's had to install express elevators in each of his skyscrapers. Not having to walk up the thousand-plus floors is a kindness if only you could figure out how to turn off that infernal music!"
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    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_9       "~The Cabalco Industries Model 1701D Airship is one of the finest, and certainly, most-versatile, flying vessels ever to grace our soiled-skies. Versatility is the key word here, as our airship can be used simultaneously for both connoisseur-class business travel and military purposes. Why bother to make two trips? Carpet-bomb that nasty little Third-World country, while keeping your most important clients flying in style! Beneath its armored exterior the Cabalco Airship truly has a heart of gold. Spacious seating, relaxing cabins, well-armed stewardesses, and the best nuts in the sky! Fly Cabalco.  Fly in style."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_10      "~We are going down! Assume Crash Positions! Please bring your seats and tray tables to their upright and locked positions.  Place your head between your own legs. If you are smoking, please put yourself out. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Cabalco Air."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_11      "~You won't find any nuns in this cathedral! The resident lurker-from-beyond has warped this place into something more to its liking. You might actually find it habitable yourself, if it was up for sale (at a reasonable price), and didn't come with those annoying Cabal doormen. Ah, well. It's time to clean this place out and find out where Gideon's gone. Maybe you'll find time to get a lovely stone rubbing for that empty wall in your walk-in gun-closet while you're at it."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_12      "~You are entering the Industrial Sector, be aware that we are currently at Stage Three Ozone Levels and a Stage Four Toxin Warning. Be advised that protective-breathing gear should be worn at all times. Thus you'll find that this is the perfect opportunity to try Cabalco's new-and-improved: Safe Sucks 2!  It's the cheap-and-easy protective gear for all occasions. Please avoid high-danger areas like the out-of-doors. Have a safe visit and a pleasant day."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_13      "~Trains used to be so much more-gracious. These days it's all one can do to avoid being killed on one. There are very few things that seem to relieve tension better than blowing the living, er...um, bits out of the opposition. These Cabal safehouses look like the epitome of luxury...the stench, the appointments, the rats, the ambience, and the winos.  And speaking of appointments, Gideon should be around here somewhere. That is a rendezvous that ought to be more fun than target practice on winos. Wheeeeee!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_14      "~It's clear that the citizens of New Town have a couple of severe problems...they are overfed and they are anal-expulsives. The combination is going to be lethal...for them. From the smell, their pipes could use a good cleaning. That's you, immortal demigod and living high-colonic. It is clearly Gideon's fault that you have fallen to this level. Ankle-deep in feces, as it were. Hmmm. You can add it to his bill and take it out in chunks."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_15      "~Hungry for more meat? Sure you are. We all are! At Cabalco, we understand meat, so we've developed a new line of products to fulfill all your varied meat needs! Meat In A Can! It's both affordable and delicious! Comes in your favorite regular meat flavors...offal, cattle, foul, swine, goat, and bottom-feeding fish! Or, try out our newest selections! We've recently added a wonderfully yeasty sourdough meat, a fine new fermented-prune meat, and an ever-so-slightly hallucinogenic fungal meat! At a Cabalco Meat Packing Plant we continue to create the foods of the future! Even better we now average more than 82 percent E.Coli free!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_16      "~If you're happy and you know it, pop some brains... If you're happy and you know it, slice some veins... If you're happy and you know it, bouncing heads will clearly show it... Nothing like loving one's work. Another unmentionable station? Well, at least this one is more attractive than the last. Time to put the ol' trigger finger to work. You are definitely from the wrong side of these tracks, and as usual, the light at the end of the tunnel just might be a train."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_17      "~Ha! That bastard Gideon thought he would lose you by pulling the ol' switcheroo. Fat chance, fancy pants! When you catch him he's definitely in store for your own brand of switch. Let's see, you could start by taking his head and changing his view to something a bit more inward looking. You can bet that since he's had his head up there so long, he'll find the perspective familiar. Into the breach, and all that. Well, enough warm thoughts...there's a job at hand and this time that Blue Line is gonna get painted red. Blood red."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_18      "~Sick of throwing your hard-earned money down the tubes in rent? Of course you are! That's why your friends at Cabalco Home Construction and Real Estate have just finished a darling new subdivision. We know land is expensive and scarce so we went ahead and dumped some fresh loam over that nasty old radioactive/toxic cesspit at Love Canal! A new house from Cabalco has never been so cheap! And, if you're planning a family, buy big! Please disregard any rumors you've heard about infertility, general malaise, constant vomiting, the ubiquitous 'three-headed love child' or any other such nonsense. Here at Cabalco we care and our housing prices are more than fair!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_19      "~Less than impressed by the local transit system's safety record? There's only one thing to do! Destroy it! That's right, tear the mutha down. Ticket? Hell no! The only ticket you need is your boomstick. And this ticket is going to wreck havoc on the opposition. Joy in one's work is definitely a plus. Maybe it would be wise to take a moment to get out and get some stale air this time. The last couple of rides have been a little too 'close.'"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_20      "~Now this is more like it. Feels just like home. Makes one want to lie down and take the long sleep. Being immortal just ain't what it's cracked up to be. Far more effort than one could have expected. At least you get to help others attain what you never can. Even better, you can offer a faster assist than they could ever imagine. That's you, always kindness and charitable thoughts. Time to speed their passage. Come out, come out wherever you are...you are about to be, ahem, chosen."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_21      "~Now entering New Town, home of Cabalco Industries' immense corporate Headquarters! Riots and civil uprisings are rarely a problem anymore! Overlooking the lovely burning river of White Rock, New Town is the near-perfect picture of a city only gently-oppressed by a giant, amoral megacorp! Sure, we admit that there are still the occasional ritual sacrifices, or kidnappings-by-dark, and yes, sometimes people disappear never to be seen or heard from again, but the streets are mostly safe and clean, and our economy is on the rise with only a few minor hiccups. We're New Town! Cabalco is our friend!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_22      "~ Worried about your future? Did the other students terrorize you at your high school? Are you in need of a truly challenging career? Then join the ranks of Cabalco's Security Division. You don't know what a challenging day is...unless you've spent it naked-and-sweltering, inside a small, dark, nearly-airless-metal-box with only your feeble grip on sanity, and a couple O' dozen hungry rats to keep you company! But enough about me! Our intense regimen of general-degradation and sack-beatings will make you feel like a new man, or woman! At the end of our 12 step program you'll be handed a big gun and given daily life-and-death control over others! That'll show those small-minded bastards you went to school with!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_23      "~ You've reached Cabalco's top-secret High Temple. We're not here at the moment, but please feel free to give blood, preferably human or goat, at the door. If this is an emergency, please light 69 white candles, scratch a large pentagram into the concrete floor with your fingernails, and dance, skyclad within it, after painting yourself with the blood of your torn and stumpy fingers while chanting to our dark god. An insidious servant of the underworld will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_24      "~Welcome to Checkpoint Gnarly. Ha. The security around here looks a little overly...fanatical. There's got to be an alternate entrance to the Cabalco HQ. In the meantime, it might be wise to do a bit of cleansing, and take down some unworthy opponents. Sometimes you have to make a bit of a mess to get a place clean. You're just glad that you don't have to get those gray-matter stains off of the walls. Those have to be a serious drag when they've had time to dry. Time to make your own 'unlimited-access' pass."
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    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_25      "~Looking for work? Cabalco could always use an extra body! We're constantly hiring, and boy do we offer perks. You'll get to work in a vast new skyscraper, we've got soda and coffee machines on every floor, our, ahem, medical-treatment-plan is out of this world. At Cabalco, even if you are at the bottom rung looking up, we promise that you'll get an underling in no time! Our, er, Human Resources Department doesn't put you through any of the onerous stuff that those other corporations require. Inexperienced? No problem! We don't even require a resume (much less an application). Just show up and you are ours, I mean, um, you get the job. Cabalco is an unequal opportunity employer."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_26      "You've got to hand it to Cabalco.  Their designer certainly went all out on this particular piece O' property. There are wide-sweeping staircases, some strange-but-lovely art, some exceptionally fun cubicles, and more stuff to blow up than one could shake a boomstick at. All-in-all a nice spot. It could use some torching up.  But, the various Cultists, Drudge-types, Shikari, and Fanatics are gonna have to go. Go to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.00. The rather cuddly-looking Behemoth might be a nice addition to your own personal pet population. But sadly, it isn't house-trained."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_27      "~Time to shut these bastards down. Pull their plug. Stop the juice. No more AC! Hell, no more DC! Welcome to the power station... you are grid-failure incarnate. The excitement just sizzles around here. Sizzles so much that you could be quick-fried to a crackly crunch, and after your recent train experiences you have very little interest in becoming a conductor. Time to do what you do best... break stuff. And what better way to start than with fanatical types. Get to work O' circuit breaker."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_28      "~Does Caleb really close the rifts? Does Ophelia get her two-minutes of gift? What the heck actually happened to Gabriel... er, Gabriella? What if Ishamel can't get home? And, where did he get those tatoos?|~Tune in next time on:  As 'It burns, it burns.' Enjoy these answers and more soon... we promise. In the meantime, get into some major BLOODBATH!!"
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_29      "~Ah, science! You fondly remember the first time you got to dissect something. You were all aquiver with excitement as you began to flay the skin off the fetid corpse. The muscle tissues danced when you applied just the tiniest bit of voltage, and boy were you surprised when you opened the bowels by accident! What a gas! Well, enough daydreaming...time to get to it and find the entrance to Cabalco's R&D."
    IDS_BUMPER_TEXT_30      "~There's nothing like a very hostile corporate takeover bid to invigorate one's senses! The game of hunter and hunted has always h