jk_ubb.asp

该软件是帮助大学生更好的生活

<%
Function code_jk(strers)
  dim strer:strer=strers
  if strer="" or isnull(strer) then code_jk="":exit function
  
  strer=health_var(strer,1)
  
  strer=replace(strer,"<","&lt;")
  strer=replace(strer,">","&gt;")
  strer=replace(strer," ","&nbsp")		'空格
  strer=replace(strer,CHR(9),"&nbsp")		'table
  strer=replace(strer,"'","&#39;")		'单引号
  strer=replace(strer,"""","&quot;")		'双引号
  'code_jk=strer:exit function
  dim re,re_v
  re_v="[^\(\)\;\'\[]*"
  're_v=".[^\[]*"
  Set re=new RegExp
  re.IgnoreCase =True
  re.Global=True
  
'-------------------------
     '新动作
   dim AlertFontColor,AlertFontColor1,u_username
AlertFontColor="#ff0000"
AlertFontColor1="blue"
re.Pattern="(\/恶心)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">觉得一阵恶心，哇啦哇啦地吐了一地……</b></font><img src=dongz/043.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/高兴)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&">"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">高兴地跳了起来。</b></font><img src=dongz/046.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/招呼)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">逢人就打招呼：大家好，今天是我大喜的日子！请吃糖！ 请吃糖！</b></font><img src=dongz/05.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/欢迎)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">:高兴的叫道：欢迎、欢迎、热烈欢迎～～</b></font><img src=dongz/085.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/灌水)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">嚷道：“新来的，别乱欺负哦，灌水先”</b></font><img src=dongz/034.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/无聊)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">拿出一张钞票：“好无聊啊，谁要陪我灌水？” </b></font><img src=dongz/01.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/负责)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">哭着说：“都这样了，555，你可要对我负责呀！”呜～～</b></font><img src=dongz/02.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/生气)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">撅了撅嘴说：“气死我了呀！呀！呀！”</b></font><img src=dongz/03.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/鼓掌)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">鼓掌喝采“好ＹＥ！好ＹＥ！”</b></font><img src=dongz/06.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/等待)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">悲伤的唱到：“你知不知道，你知不知道？我等到花儿也谢了...” </b></font><img src=dongz/07.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/反对)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&"><img src=dongz/08.gif border=0 align=middle>不行！我坚决反对！</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/浪漫)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">像罗密欧与朱丽叶式的吹起曲子来“我悄悄地蒙上你的眼睛，让你猜猜我是谁？” </b></font><img src=dongz/019.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/不要)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">摆了摆手，说：“不要呀！” </b></font><img src=dongz/010.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/找死)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">说：跟我斗，你还嫩着哩；刚练成的无筋腿，拿你试试先！</b></font><img src=dongz/023.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/去死)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">说：嘿嘿，你去死吧！</b></font><img src=dongz/011.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/狂笑)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">仰天狂笑<img src=dongz/012.gif border=0 align=middle>“普天之下，竟然没有我的对手...”</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/傻笑)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor&"><b>西西、禾禾～～ </font><font color="&AlertFontColor1&">"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">突然笑了起来.. </b></font><img src=dongz/031.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/痛哭)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">鼻子一酸，开始叭嗒叭嗒掉眼泪了…… </b></font><img src=dongz/013.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/道别)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">向在场的所有人道：“小生先行告退，后会有期。” </b></font><img src=dongz/015.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/跳舞)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">乐地手足蹈舞！</b></font><img src=dongz/017.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/失望)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">低下头，神情失望极了。</b></font><img src=dongz/018.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/唱歌)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">清清嗓子唱起歌来：东方红，太阳升…… </b></font><img src=dongz/09.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/害羞)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">害羞地脸都红了，恨没有地洞，好钻进去躲起来~~ </b></font><img src=dongz/020.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/比酷)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">:摆了个ＰＯＳＥ道：“你、你、你没我酷..” </b></font><img src=dongz/021.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/救命)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">大叫：狼来了！狼来了！救命啊！救命啊！</b></font><img src=dongz/022.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/狂妄)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">:剑眉一轩，冷冷的瞥了一眼，背转身淡淡说道：你，不是我的，对手！</b></font><img src=dongz/025.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/拳击)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">:叫道：这会人兄身材好有型哦！给我练拳不？</b></font><img src=dongz/026.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/我踢)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">说：我踢、我踢、我踢死你 </b></font><img src=dongz/029.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/我踩)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">大叫：我踩、我踩、踩死楼上的，踩扁楼下的！</b></font><img src=dongz/027.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/饶命)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">大喊：老婆！你就饶了我吧！</b></font><img src=dongz/028.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/眨眼)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">天真地眨了眨眼睛！一对会说话的眼睛闪闪动人^)^ </b></font><img src=dongz/032.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/臭美)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">嚷道：“你当你是谁呀，你以为你是张学友呀？” </b></font><img src=dongz/033.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/变态)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">对偻上的说：“你真的好变态哦”</b></font><img src=dongz/037.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/拼酒)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">说：“什么时候咋俩拼拼酒啊。” </b></font><img src=dongz/038.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/深情)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">深情地唱道：我早已为你种下，九百九十九朵玫瑰.. </b></font><img src=dongz/042.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/惊讶)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">惊讶得两眼瞪得贼大！</b></font><img src=dongz/044.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/抽烟)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">从烟缸中拣出个烟屁股，用两根手指夹着点着了，眯起眼睛狂嘬几口。</b></font><img src=dongz/045.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/怀疑)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">抓了抓头皮，问道：“有这回事吗？” </b></font><img src=dongz/047.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/拉勾)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">对楼上的说：我们<img src=dongz/050.gif border=0 align=middle>就不许反悔了。</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/经典)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">呢喃道：“好久没见过这么经典的东东了。”</b></font><img src=dongz/051.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/同意)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">说：“你们都对，行了吧！￣”</b></font><img src=dongz/052.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/ＯＫ)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">怪腔怪调地说：“ＯＫ啦！～”</b></font><img src=dongz/084.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/kiss)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&"><img src=dongz/053.gif border=0 align=middle>小孩子不要偷看！</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/生日)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">猪你生日快乐！</b></font><img src=dongz/055.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/晕倒)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">突然觉得天昏地暗，一声“我要晕了”后就倒下了！</b></font><img src=dongz/056.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/气你)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">对楼上的说：“哈哈，我气死你。”</b></font><img src=dongz/058.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/错啦)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">说：“又搞错啦！”</b></font><img src=dongz/059.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/加油)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">内心在默默地喊着加油。</b></font><img src=dongz/060.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/恭喜)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">恭喜、贺喜<img src=dongz/061.gif border=0 align=middle>什么时候请吃酒啊？</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/简单)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&"><img src=dongz/063.gif border=0 align=middle>抓了抓脑袋道：喔，原来这么简单呀？！</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/加油)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">内心在默默地喊着加油。</b></font><img src=dongz/063.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/鼓励)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">挥着手说道：同志们辛苦了！</b></font><img src=dongz/064.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/过奖)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">拱了拱手道：<img src=dongz/065.gif border=0 align=middle>过奖，过奖！</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/原谅)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&login_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">连哭带喊跪在地上<img src=dongz/066.gif border=0 align=middle>叫道：你们大家再原谅我一次吧！</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/大笑)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">开怀大笑。</b></font><img src=dongz/067.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/感动)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">感动极了，一行热泪夺眶而出。</b></font><img src=dongz/069.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/叹气)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">长叹了一口气那神情仿佛是在说：“我都是要进棺材的人了，还在乎些什么？？！”</b></font>")
re.Pattern="(\/道谢)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">对在场的所有人鞠躬道谢！</b></font><img src=dongz/075.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/摇头)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">拼命地摇摇头, 一副很无辜的样子。</b></font><img src=dongz/077.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/点头)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">同意地点了点头。</b></font><img src=dongz/078.gif border=0 align=middle>")
re.Pattern="(\/拥抱)"
	strer=re.Replace(strer,"<br><font color="&AlertFontColor1&"><b>"&u_username &"</font><font color="&AlertFontColor&">张开双臂来吧，小宝贝儿！让叔叔抱！</b></font><img src=dongz/080.gif border=0 align=middle>")



  
  
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  strer=re.Replace(strer,"javascript：")
  re.Pattern="(javascript)"
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  strer=re.Replace(strer,"&#106script:")
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  strer=re.Replace(strer,"file&&#58")
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  strer=re.Replace(strer,"&#118bscript:")
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  re.Pattern="\[IMGS\](.[^\[]*(gif|jpg|jpeg|bmp|png))\[\/IMGS\]"
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