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I love ROCK 'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in
1965!!
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I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio
SLEAZEBALLS!!
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I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
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I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
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I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL
legislation..
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I represent a sardine!!
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I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!
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... I see TOILET SEATS ...
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I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
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I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
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I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
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I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
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... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common
MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
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I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
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I think my career is ruined!
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I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
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... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
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I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
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I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n
secure!!
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... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
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I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
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I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...
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I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!
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I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
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I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
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I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY
... BACKWARDS!!
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I want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in
formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with
me --
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I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
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I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
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I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
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I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!
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I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
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I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
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I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE
STRANGER?
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I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!
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I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight?
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I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
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I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
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I'd like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --
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I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
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I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...
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I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany
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I'm a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN
SONTAG!!
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I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
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I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!
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I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
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I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!
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I'm changing the CHANNEL ... But all I get is commercials for "RONCO
MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS"!
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I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!
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I'm definitely not in Omaha!
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I'm DESPONDENT ... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this
miniature DOMED STADIUM ...
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I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!!  Too late...
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I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!
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I'm encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!!
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I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!
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I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!
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I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!
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I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!
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I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS
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I'm having a tax-deductible experience!  I need an energy crunch!!
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I'm having an emotional outburst!!
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I'm having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!!  But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE in
my PAJAMA POCKET??
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I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES of smug and
wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS ...
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I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!
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... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
of a KOSHER DELI --
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I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.
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I'm into SOFTWARE!
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I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my
PERSONAL SPACE!!
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I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!  What's that SIGNPOST up ahead?  Where's ROD
STERLING when you really need him?
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I'm not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!
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I'm not available for comment..
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I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??
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I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO
MONTALBAN!
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I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING WORLD" while my wife
and two children stand QUIETLY BY ...
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I'm rated PG-34!!
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I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
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I'm RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!  Equip me with
MISSILES!!
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I'm reporting for duty as a modern person.  I want to do the Latin
Hustle now!
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I'm shaving!!  I'M SHAVING!!
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I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM
... I'm VIBRATORY ...
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I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated
IMAGE FORMATIONS ...
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I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of
CHICKEN ...
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I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER
WORKINGS of this POTATO!!
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I'm wearing PAMPERS!!
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I'm wet!  I'm wild!
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I'm young ... I'm HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR
REGIONS!
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I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
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I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
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I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
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I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
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... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
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If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old
houseboy ...
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If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
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If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
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If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
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If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
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... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate
man!!
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If I pull this SWITCH I'll be RITA HAYWORTH!!  Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!
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if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
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If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
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If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
Bonzo??
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In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
Belt," for $10.99!!
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In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!
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INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!
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Inside, I'm already SOBBING!
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Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?  Or are we suffering in
Safeway?
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Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders??  Is the FROG
his GUIDELIGHT??  It is curious that a DOG runs already on the
ESCALATOR ...
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Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
wild afternoon??
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Is it clean in other dimensions?
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Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
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Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?
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Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?
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Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?
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Is this TERMINAL fun?
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Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
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Isn't this my STOP?!
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It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!
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It was a JOKE!!  Get it??  I was receiving messages from DAVID
LETTERMAN!!  YOW!!
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It's a lot of fun being alive ... I wonder if my bed is made?!?
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It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!
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It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
FRENCH TOAST!
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It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
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It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!
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JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
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Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
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Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...
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Kids, don't gross me off ... "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE" can be
carried too FAR!
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Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,
PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!
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Laundry is the fifth dimension!!  ... um ... um ... th' washing machine
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
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LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!
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Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a
SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your
ASHTRAYS ...
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Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
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Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
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Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
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Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
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Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
HIGHBALL?? ...
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Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge
card!
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Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
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LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of
Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
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Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!
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Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a
cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
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Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE --
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MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
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MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! 
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Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!!  I'm about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!!  That was GOOD!!  For DESSERT,
I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE
WHEAT BUN!!
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Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of the RAYON TEXTILE production of
the INDONESIAN archipelago?
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My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
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My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
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My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New
York!!
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My EARS are GONE!!
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My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's
care!!!!
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My haircut is totally traditional!
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MY income is ALL disposable!
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My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...
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My life is a patio of fun!
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My mind is a potato field ...
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My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...
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My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
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my NOSE is NUMB!
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... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
Alley!!
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My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!
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My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!
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My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!
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My vaseline is RUNNING...
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NANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!
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NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!  They're VOIDED -- They
COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They
did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but
they were OFF-KEY ...
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NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ...
in PAIN!!!
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Now I am depressed ...
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Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
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Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!
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Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
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Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World
War II!
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
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