zippy

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A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
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A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
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A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
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A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled
with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
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Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
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All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
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All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ...  Although I don't know
WHY!!
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All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!
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All right, you degenerates!  I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
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All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!
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Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!
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Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?
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Am I elected yet?
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Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
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Am I SHOPLIFTING?
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America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into
your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind ...
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An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!
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An INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
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An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!
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And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
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ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
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Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
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Are we live or on tape?
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Are we on STRIKE yet?
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Are we THERE yet?
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Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!
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Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??
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Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS??  If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!!
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Are you still an ALCOHOLIC?
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As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!
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Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
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BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!
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Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
But Ken says, WOO-WOO!!  No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!
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BARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MY
WAY" I've ever heard!!
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Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.
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BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...
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BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-
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... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
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Bo Derek ruined my life!
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Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
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Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!
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But they went to MARS around 1953!!
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But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?
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Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
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Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?
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Catsup and Mustard all over the place!  It's the Human Hamburger!
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CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
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Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
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Clear the laundromat!!  This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!
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Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS!  Remember the SERIAL
NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!!  Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn
LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!  JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS!  Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
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Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
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Could I have a drug overdose?
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Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in
a MALIBU HOT TUB?
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Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
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Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???
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Did I SELL OUT yet??
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Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?
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Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
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DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
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Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the
dollar!
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Do I have a lifestyle yet?
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Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
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Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
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Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?
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Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
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Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
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does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?
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DON'T go!!  I'm not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
Don't go!!  I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
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Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
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Don't SANFORIZE me!!
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Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??
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Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
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Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
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Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
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Everybody gets free BORSCHT!
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Everybody is going somewhere!!  It's probably a garage sale or a
disaster Movie!!
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Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...
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Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
OFFSET PRINTING?
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FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!
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Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the faculty
dining room.
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First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ...  So
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!
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FOOLED you!  Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!
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for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!
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Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
gothic solarium!!
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FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
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FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
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Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
satellite dish PAYMENTS!
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Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...
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Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
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Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!
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GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!
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HAIR TONICS, please!!
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Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for
today!
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Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES??
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Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ...  Now, it's
time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
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... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
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He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd like to
PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess I should call AL PACINO!
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HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
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HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
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Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
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Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan
females!!
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Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
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Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No
thanks!
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Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I
guess ...
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Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample
bottles ...
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Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
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Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
anywhere!!
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Here we are in America ... when do we collect unemployment?
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Hey, wait a minute!!  I want a divorce!! ... you're not Clint Eastwood!!
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Hey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!
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Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some
drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!!
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Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
TROLLEY-CAR ...
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Hmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted
island, when ...
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Hmmm ... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET
FIDDLE ORCHESTRA ... ha ... ha ...
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Hmmm ... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL
CHLORIDE ...
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Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...
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HOORAY, Ronald!!  Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
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How do I get HOME?
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How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?  It's th'
MOUSTACHE ...  Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
HONESTY & WARMTH?  It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
to NANCY SINATRA!
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How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
SHARPENERS right NOW??
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
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How's the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?
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hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub.
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HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
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HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
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I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
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I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.
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I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
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I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
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I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
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I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
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I am NOT a nut....
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I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
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I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB
GUCCIONE has these problems!
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I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
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I demand IMPUNITY!
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I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
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I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE ... I think it's all
just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell
more numbers!!
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... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
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I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in
my read molars ...
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... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
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I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
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I feel ... JUGULAR ...
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I feel better about world problems now!
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I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
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I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...
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I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
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I feel partially hydrogenated!
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I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the
"WATCHTOWER" and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ...  They look NICE
in the yard ...
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I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O ...
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I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!
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I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81 ...
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I had pancake makeup for brunch!
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I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD
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I have a very good DENTAL PLAN.  Thank you.
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I have a VISION!  It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!
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I have accepted Provolone into my life!
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I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
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... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS ...
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-- I have seen the FUN --
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I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ...
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I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the
INSTRUCTIONS ...
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I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
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I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
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I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
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I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...
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I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to
live!!
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I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
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I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life
savings in yeast!!
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I invented skydiving in 1989!
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he
is ...
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I just had a NOSE JOB!!
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I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
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I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
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I just remembered something about a TOAD!
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I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
on the SIDE?
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I Know A Joke
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I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
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I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
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I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
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I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
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I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
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I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
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-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away
now.  I fed the cat.