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Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you!
Most rumors are just as misleading as this one.
Much ado Nothing Happens.
Murder complaint? Mail to 'netnix!devil!gamble!freak!trap!lastwill!rip'.
Need money? Sell your corpses to a tin factory.
Never ask a shopkeeper for a price list.
Never attack a guard.
Never drop a crysknife! No, never even unwield it, until...
Never eat with glowing hands!
Never fight a monster: you might get killed.
Never go into the dungeon at midnight.
Never kick a sleeping dog.
Never kiss an animal. It may cause kissing disease.
Never map the labyrinth.
Never mind the monsters hitting you: they just replace the charwomen.
Never ride a long worm.
Never step on a cursed engraving.
Never swim with a camera: there's nothing to take pictures of.
Never trust a random generator in magic fields.
Never use a wand of death.
Never use your best weapon to engrave a curse.
Never vomit on a door mat.
No easy fighting with a heavy load!
No level contains two shops. The maze is no level. So...
No part of this fortune may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, ...
No weapon is better than a crysknife.
Not all rumors are as misleading as this one.
Not even a spear will hit a Xorn.
Now what is it that cures digestion?
Nurses are accustomed to touch naked persons: they don't harm them.
Nurses prefer undressed hackers.
Nymphs and nurses like beautiful rings.
Nymphs are blondes. Are you a gentleman?
Nymphs are very pleased when you call them by their real name: Lorelei.
Offering a unicorn a worthless piece of glass might prove to be fatal!
Old hackers never die: young ones do.
Old trees sometimes fall without a warning!
Once your little dog will be a big dog, and you will be proud of it.
One can even choke in a fortune cookie!
One has to leave shops before closing time.
One homunculus a day keeps the doctor away.
One level further down somebody is getting killed, right now.
One wand of concentration equals eight scrolls of create monster.
Only Today! A dramatic price-cut on slightly used wands.
Only a Nymph knows how to unlock chains.
Only a dragon will never get a cold from a wand of cold.
Only a real dummy would ever call his sword 'Elbereth'.
Only a wizard can use a magic whistle.
Only adventurers of evil alignment think of killing their dog.
Only cave-women can catch a unicorn. And then only with a golden rope.
Only chaotic evils kill sleeping monsters.
Only david can find the zoo!
Only real trappers escape traps.
Only real wizards can write scrolls.
Only wizards are able to zap a wand.
Opening a tin is difficult, especially when you are not so strong!
Opening a tin is difficult, especially when you attempt this bare handed!
Operation coded OVERKILL has started now.
Orcs and killer bees share their lifestyle.
Orcs do not procreate in dark rooms.
PLEASE ignore previous rumour.
Plain nymphs are harmless.
Playing billiards pays when you are in a shop.
Polymorphing your dog probably makes you safer.
Praying will frighten Demons.
Punishment is a thing you call over yourself. So why complain?
Pursue the monsters and you will be had indeed.
Put on a ring of teleportation: it will take you away from onslaught.
Rays aren't boomerangs, of course, but still...
Read the manual before entering the cave - You might get killed otherwise.
Reading Herbert will disgust you, but in one case it might be enlightening.
Reading Tolkien might help you.
Reading might change your vision.
Reading might improve your scope.
Relying on a dog might turn you in a dog addict.
Reward your doggie with a giant Bat.
Ropes are made from the long, blond hairs of dead Nymphs.
Row (3x) that boat gently down the stream, Charon (4x), death is but a dream.
Running is good for your legs.
Rust monsters love water. There are potions they hate, however.
Savings do include amnesia.
Scorpions often hide under tripe rations.
Screw up your courage!  You've screwed up everything else.
Scrolls of fire are useful against fog clouds.
Second Law of Hacking: first in, first out.
Selling and rebuying a wand will recharge it.
Shopkeepers accept creditcards, as long as you pay cash.
Shopkeepers are vegetarians: they only eat Swedes.
Shopkeepers can't read, so what use is engraving in a shop?
Shopkeepers can't swim.
Shopkeepers have incredible patience.
Shopkeepers often have strange names.
Shopkeepers sometimes die from old age.
Sleeping may increase your strength.
Snakes are often found under worthless objects.
Some Balrogs don't attack if you offer them a ring.
Some mazes (especially small ones) have no solutions, says man 6 maze.
Some monsters can be tamed. I once saw a hacker with a tame Dragon!
Some potions are quite mind-expanding.
Some questions Sphynxes ask just *don't* have any answers.
Sometimes "mu" is the answer.
Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.
Sorry, no fortune this time. Better luck next cookie!
Spare your scrolls of make-edible until it's really necessary!
Speed Kills (The Doors)
Spinach, carrot, and a melon - a meal fit for a nurse!
Stay clear of the level of no return.
Suddenly the dungeon will collapse ...
Surprise your dog with an acid blob!
Tainted meat is even more sickening than poison!
Take a long worm from the rear, according to its mate it's a lot more fun.
Tame a troll and it will learn you fighting.
Taming a postman may cause a system security violation.
Taming is a gradual process of excercising and rewarding.
Telepathy is just a trick: once you know how to do it, it's easy.
Teleportation lessens your orientation.
The "pray" command is not yet implemented.
The Jackal only eats bad food.
The Leprechaun Gold Tru$t is no division of the Magic Memory Vault.
The Leprechauns hide their treasure in a small hidden room.
The air is positively magic in here. Better wear a negative armor.
The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
The emptiness of a ghost is too heavy to bear.
The key to this game is that there are no keys.
The longer the wand the better.
The moon is not the only heavenly body to influence this game.
The postman always rings twice.
The proof of the quivering blob is in the eating thereof.
The secret of wands of Nothing Happens: try again!
The use of dynamite is dangerous.
There are better information sources than fortune cookies.
There are monsters of softening penetration.
There are monsters of striking charity.
There have been people like you in here; their ghosts seek revenge on you.
There is a VIP-lounge on this level. Only first-class travellers admitted.
There is a big treasure hidden in the zoo!
There is a message concealed in each fortune cookie.
There is a trap on this level!
There is more magic in this cave than meets the eye.
There is no business like throw business.
There is no harm in praising a large dog.
There is nothing like eating a Mimic.
There seem to be monsters of touching benevolence.
They say a gelatinous cube can paralyse you...
They say that Elven cloaks absorb enchantments.
They say that a dagger hits.
They say that a dog avoids traps.
They say that a dog can be trained to fetch objects.
They say that a dog never steps on a cursed object.
They say that a spear will hit a Dragon.
They say that a spear will hit a Xorn.
They say that a spear will hit a neo-otyugh. (Do YOU know what that is?)
They say that a spear will hit an ettin.
They say that a two-handed sword misses.
They say that a unicorn might bring you luck.
They say that an elven cloak may be worn over your armor.
They say that an elven cloak protects against magic.
They say that cavemen seldom find tins in the dungeon.
They say that dead lizards protect against a cockatrice.
They say that killing a shopkeeper brings bad luck.
They say that monsters never step on a scare monster scroll.
They say that only david can find the zoo!
They say that shopkeepers often have a large amount of money in their purse.
They say that the owner of the dungeon might change it slightly.
They say that the use of dynamite is dangerous.
They say that the walls in shops are made of extra hard material.
They say that there is a big treasure hidden in the zoo!
They say that there is a message concealed in each fortune cookie.
They say that there is a trap on this level!
They say that throwing food at a wild dog might tame him.
They say that you can meet old friends in the caves.
They say that you can't take your pick-axe into a shop.
They say that you cannot trust scrolls of rumour.
They say that you need a key in order to open locked doors.
Third Law of Hacking: the last blow counts most.
This dungeon is restroom equipped (for your convenience).
This fortune cookie is property of Fortune Cookies, Inc.
This is not a fortune.
This is the Leprechaun Law: every purse has a price.
Throwing food at a wild dog might tame him.
Tin openers are rare indeed.
Tired of irritating bats? Try a scroll of silence.
To hit or not to hit, that is the question.
To reach heaven, escape the dungeon while wearing a ring of levitation.
Tranquillizers might get you killed.
Travel fast, use some magic speed!
Tripe on its own is revolting,  but with onions it's delicious!
Try hacking in the wee hours: you will have more room.
Try the fall back end run play against ghosts.
Ulch, that meat was painted.
Unwanted mail? Sell it to the bookshop!
Vampires hate garlic.
Vault guards always make sure you aren't a shopkeeper.
Vault guards never disturb their Lords.
Visitors are requested not to apply genocide to shopkeepers.
WARNING from H.M. Govt:  Quaffing may be dangerous to your health.
Wanna fly? Eat a bat.
Want a hint? Zap a wand of make invisible on your weapon!
Want fun? Throw a potion in a pool and go swimming!
Want to conserve your dead corpses? Go to the tin factory!
Wanted: shopkeepers. Send a scroll of mail to: Mage of Yendor/Level 35/Dungeon.
Warning: end of file 'fortunes' reached.
Warning: people who eat dragons can go to hell!!
Watch your steps on staircases.
Wear armor, going naked seems to offend public decency in here.
What a pity, you cannot read it!
What do you think is the use of dead lizards?
What do you think would be the use of a two handed sword called "Orcrist" ?
When a piercer drops in on you, you will be tempted to hit the ceiling!
When in a maze follow the right wall and you will never get lost.
When in a shop, do as shopkeepers do.
When punished, watch your steps on the stairs!
When you have a key, you don't have to wait for the guard.
When you have seen one killer bee, you have seen them all.
When your dog follows you through a trap door, don't hit it!
Where do you think all those demons come from? From Hell, of course.
Where do you think the hell is located? It must be deep, deep down.
Who should ever have thought one could live from eating fog clouds?
Why a "2" for the postman? Well, how many times does he ring?
Why should one ever throw an egg to a cockatrice?
Why would anybody in his sane mind engrave "Elbereth" ?
Wish for a master key and open the Magic Memory Vault!
Wish for a pass-key and pass all obstacles!
Wish for a skeleton-key and open all doors!
Wishing too much may bring you too little.
Wizards do not sleep.
You are heading for head-stone for sure.
You are just the kind of bad food some monsters like to digest.
You can always wear an elven cloak.
You can eat what your dog can eat.
You can get a genuine Amulet of Yendor by doing the following:  -- more --
You can't get rid of a cursed plate mail with a can-opener.
You can't leave a shop through the back door: there ain't one!
You cannot ride a long worm.
You cannot trust scrolls of rumour.
You die...
You feel greedy and want more gold? Why don't you try digging?
You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
You have to outwit a Sphynx or pay her.
You may get rich selling letters, but beware of being blackmailed!
You may have a kick from kicking a little dog.
You might choke on your food by eating fortune cookies.
You might cut yourself on a long sword.
You might trick a shopkeeper if you're invisible.
You need a key in order to open locked doors.
You offend Shai-Hulud by sheathing your crysknife without having drawn blood.
You want to regain strength? Two levels ahead is a guesthouse!
You'll need a spear if you want to attack a Dragon.
You've got to know how to put out a yellow light.
Your dog can buy cheaper than you do.
Zapping a wand of Nothing Happens doesn't harm you a bit.
Zapping a wand of undead turning might bring your dog back to life.