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And what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love
mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?
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And what is fame, that flutt'ring noisy sound,
But the cold lie of universal vogue?
-- H. Smith
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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son. "Diet."
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And where two raging fires meet together, they do consume the thing that
feeds their fury.
-- Shakespeare
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And which of you by being anxious can add a single cubit to his life's span?
- Matthew 6:27
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And Wilkins sends an inch-perfect pass to no one in particular.
-- Bryon Butler
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And with 35 minutes gone, it's Barcelona 2, Sofia 1. Just the
kind of result we were expecting at this stage, except that the
Bulgarians have scored.
-- John Helm
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And with 8 minutes left the game could be won or lost in the next
5 or 10 minutes.
-- Jimmy Armfield
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And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips;
to have questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have
looked upon the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never raised a blush;
to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of which would be a keepsake
beyond price: in short, I should have liked, I do confess, to have
had the lightest license of a child, and yet been man enough to know
its value.
-- Charles Dickens
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... And yet the true creator is necessity, which is the mother of
invention.
-- Plato (427-347 B.C.)? "The Republic"
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"And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars
close every time you're thirsty..."
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And you can't get much further outside the Top Ten than number
eleven.
-- Jimmy Savile
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And you can't get nearer the top ten than number twelve
-- Jimmy Savile
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And you can't really take your eyes off this game without seeing
something happen.
-- Harry Gration
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And you don't resent it? The VISOR or being blind?
Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why should
I resent them?
-- Scholar and Geordi, "Loud as a Whisper", stardate 42477.2
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And you may ask yourself "Am I right? ... Am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself "MY GOD! ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
- The Talking Heads
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An easy kick for George Fairburn, but as everybody knows, no kicks
are easy.
-- David Doyle-Davidson
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A necessary item only goes on sale after you have purchased it at the
regular price.
-- Sherry Graditor
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An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett for her money.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow
why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
- Laurence J. Peter
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An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints
the chaff.
-- Aldai Stevenson
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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An egg without salt is like a kiss from a beardless man.
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A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out
on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly
inside the stable. "But I can hear it bray, over there." "Whom do you
believe," asked Nasrudin, "me or a donkey?"
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An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications.
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An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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"An elephant is like long-term memory"
-- A blind psychologist
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An empty bag cannot win in New York.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
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An engineer is
someone who does list processing in Fortran.
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An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
-- George Mikes
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An Englishman, even if he is quite alone, forms an orderly queue
of one.
-- George Mikes
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An Englishman is a man who lives on an island in the North Sea
governed by Scotsmen.
-- Phillip Guedella
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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-- A. P. Herbert
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An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but
dimly.
-- E. P. Whipple
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An era can be said to end when its basic illusions are exhausted.
-- Arthur Miller
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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think
about it, the harder it gets.
-- Graffiti
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Anergy-State: Any state of condition of the Universe, or any portion of
it, which requires the expenditure of human effort or ingenuity to bring
it into line with human desires, needs, or pleasures.
-- Dr. John Gall
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An error is the more dangerous in proportion to the degree of truth
which it contains.
-- Henri Frederic Amiel (1821-1881)
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An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
-- Mark Twain
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An evil, at its birth, is easily crushed, but it grows and strengthens
by endurance.
-- Cicero
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A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows the corners.
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A new cask will long preserve the tincture of the liquor with which it
was first impregnated.
-- Horace
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A new diet or exercise program can be unusually beneficial for you now.
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A new dramatist of the absurd
Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
I learn from my spies
He's about to devise
An unprintable three-letter word.
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A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can
be stabbed to death by a quip and worried to death by a frown on the
right man's brow.
-- Charlie Brower
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A new koan:
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.
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A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents, but
rather because its opponents die, and a new generation grows up that is
familiar with it.
-- Max Planck
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A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a "round tuit" now
has no excuse for further procrastination.
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An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that
gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.
-- Science exam paper
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An excellence-oriented '80s male does not wear a regular watch He wears
a Rolex watch, because it weighs nearly six pounds and is advertised
only in excellence-oriented publications such as Fortune and Rich
Protestant Golfer Magazine. The advertisements are written in
incomplete sentences, which is how advertising copywriters denote
excellence:
"The Rolex Hyperion. An elegant new standard in quality excellence and
discriminating handcraftsmanship. For the individual who is truly able
to discriminate with regard to excellent quality standards of crafting
things by hand. Fabricated of 100 percent 24-karat gold. No watch
parts or anything. Just a great big chunk on your wrist. Truly a
timeless statement. For the individual who is very secure. Who
doesn't need to be reminded all the time that he is very successful.
Much more successful than the people who laughed at him in high
school. Because of his acne. People who are probably nowhere near as
successful as he is now. Maybe he'll go to his 20th reunion, and
they'll see his Rolex Hyperion. Hahahahahahahahaha."
-- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"
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An exception TESTS a rule; it NEVER proves it.
-- Edmund C. Berkeley
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An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie; for an excuse is a lie
guarded.
-- Alexander Pope
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An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes
him.
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"...an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain
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An experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat
it.
-- Dr. Alexander Kohn
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An experiment may be considered successful if no more than half of
the data must be discarded to obtain agreement with your pet
theory.
-- Guidelines for Successful Engineers
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes
which can be made, in a narrow field.
- Niels Bohr
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An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping
on to the grand fallacy. -- Guidelines for Successful Engineers
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
- Nicholas Murray Butler
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An expert is someone who can take something you already knew and make it
sound confusing.
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An extraordinary haste to discharge an obligation is a sort of
ingratitude.
-- La Rochefoucauld
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An eye like Mars, to threaten and command.
-- Shakespeare
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Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy.
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Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding
-- Mahatma Ghandi
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Anger begins with folly, and ends with repentance.
-- H. G. Bohn
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Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control
you.
-- Horace
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3842.2.
Anger is a relative state.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4.
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Anger is as a stone cast into a wasp's nest.
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Anger is blood, pour'd and perplexed into a froth.
-- Davenant
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Anger is seldom without argument but seldom with a good one.
-- Halifax
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ANGLE BRACKETS (primarily MIT) n. Either of the characters "<" and
">". See BROKET.
-- From the AI Hackers' Dictionary
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An honest God is the noblest work of man.
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An honest God's the noblest work of man.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
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An honest man is the noblest work of God.
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An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
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An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
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A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.
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An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
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An idea, like a ghost (according to the common notion of a ghost) must
be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.
-- Charles Dickens
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than
a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
-- H L Mencken
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An idea that is dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at
all.
-- Oscar Wilde
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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
-- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Animals feed; man eats. Only the man of intellect and judgement knows
how to eat.
-- Antheime Brillat-Savarin
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"Animals, which move, have limbs and muscles. The Earth does not
have limbs and muscles; therefore it does not move".
-- Scipio Chiaramonti.
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An important instruction manual or operating manual will have been
discarded by the receiving department.
-- Murphy's law
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An incompetent traitor is no danger. It is rather the capable men who
must be watched.
-- Brodrig
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An independent is a guy who wants to take the politics out of
politics.
-- Adlai Stevenson
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... an individual whose appearance was so repulsive I had to have
my mirrors insured.
-- Miss Piggy
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An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of
heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and
keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
-- Washington Irving
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An inexorable upward movement leads administrators to higher salaries
and narrower spans of control.
-- David Riesman
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An inexperienced female kisser: Where do the noses go? I always
wondered where the noses would go?
-- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls, 1940
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An infallible method of conciliating a tiger
is to allow oneself to be devoured.
Konrad Adenauer
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An instantaneous power-supply crowbar circuit will operate too
late.
-- Murhpy's law
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to
tell more than he knows.
-- On a notice board at Cambridge University
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"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself"
-- - Camus -
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An intelligence test often shows how smart one would have
been not to take it.
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An interesting morning, full of interest.
-- Jim Laker
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An international crisis is like sex - as long as you keep talking
about it, nothing happens.
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