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has been.
-- Murray Walker
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A meeting is a place where people get together to talk about what they
should be doing.
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A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours however short the agenda.
-- Denys Parsons
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A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect
the writer.
-- Dean Acheson
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America - a country that has leapt from barbarism to decadence
without touching civilisation in between.
-- John O'Hara
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America ... a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and
far- reaching in purpose.
-- Herbert Hoover
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America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies
the path of progress. It acted on this belief; it has advanced human
happiness, and it has prospered.
-- Louis D. Brandeis
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America has meant to the world a land in which the common man who means
well and is willing to do his part has access to all the necessary means
of a good life.
-- Alvin Saunders Johnson
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America is a country of young men.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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America is a country that can choke on a gnat, or swallow tigers.
-- Adlai E. Stevenson
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it
wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
-- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
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America is not a mere body of traders; it is a body of free men. Our
greatness is built upon our freedom -- is moral, not material. We have
a great ardor for grain; but we have a deep passion for the rights of
man.
-- Woodrow Wilson
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America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime's supply of asprin
for one dollar and use it in two weeks.
-- John Barrymore
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America is the only country left where we teach languages so that no
pupil can speak them.
-- John Erskine
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America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence
without passing through civilisation in between.
-- OSCAR WILDE
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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone
directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of
civilization.
-- Georges Clemenceau
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a
region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.
-- Woodrow Wilson
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America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from
barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.
-- John O'Hara
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American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
-- Ed Howe
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Americans are an energetic, ingenious, creative people. One index to
this fact is that since the establishment of the patent system in 1836,
there have been more than 3-3/4 million patents issued.
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Americans have always attached particular value to the word "neighbor."
While the spirit of neighborliness was important on the frontier because
neighbors were so few, it is even more important now because our
neighbors are so many.
-- Lady Bird Johnson
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Americans like fat books and thin women
-- Russel Baker
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American: "The poor man was killed by a revolving crane."
Englishman: "My, what fierce birds you have in America."
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America's best buy for a nickel is a telephone call to the right man.
-- outdated
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America! the land of the Chrysler 440 cubic inch engine!
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America, thou half-brother of the world;
With something good and bad of every land.
-- Philip James Bailey
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him,
until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and
changed its name to "America".
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start,
and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim.
-- Leibnitz
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Amid a multitude of projects, no plan is devised.
Syrus
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Am I late? Did I miss the fight? En garde!
-- Holo-Riker, "Hollow Puruits," stardate 43807.4.
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A military disaster may produce a better postwar situation than victory.
-- Shimon Tzabar
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A mind content both crown and kingdom is.
-- Greene
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A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
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A minor operation: one performed on somebody else.
-- Foolish Dictionary
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A misguided platypus will lay its eggs in your shorts.
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A missionary is a person who teaches cannibals to say grace before
they eat him.
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A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town;
not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away!
-- William Wycherley
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A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for
affection.
-- Adre Maurois
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Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
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A modest man is usually admired - if people ever hear of him.
-- Edgar Watson Howe
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A momentary moment of slackness...
-- BBC Radio Solent
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Among civilized nations reason has always been an
occupational hazard.
Anon
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women,
intimacy sometimes results in sex.
-- Barbara Cartland
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Among mortals second thoughts are wisest.
-- Euripides
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Amongst other advantages, a rolling stone gathers no moss.
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Among the damned, you are the chosen one.
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Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
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Among the porcupines, rape is unknown.
-- Gregory Clark
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Among the things that money can't buy is what it used to.
-- Max Kauffmann
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Among twenty snowy mountains the only moving thing was the eye of the
black bird.
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A monied aristocracy in our country ... has already set the government
at defiance.
-- Thomas Jefferson
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A moose once bit my sister.
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"A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a
good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious
scruples and the police."
-- Mr. Dooley
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Amor Vincit Omnia (Love conquers all)
-- Virgil
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A mother is a mother still,
The holiest thing alive.
-- Coleridge
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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A motor will rotate in the wrong direction.
-- Murphy's law
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Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
- Alexander Pope
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Amusements to virtue are like breezes of air to the flame -- gentle ones
will fan it, but strong ones will put it out.
-- David Thomas
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Amusement: the happiness of those who cannot think.
-- Alexander Pope
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Amusement to an observing mind is study.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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A musician of more ambition than talent composed an elegy at
the death of composer Edward MacDowell. She played the elegy for the
pianist Josef Hoffman, then asked his opinion. "Well, it's quite
nice," he replied, but don't you think it would be better if ..."
"If what?" asked the composer.
"If ... if you had died and MacDowell had written the elegy?"
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A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing ... the
forerunner of a new and better kind of human being!
-- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, "Where No Man Has Gone Before,"
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A muth once bit my sister.
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A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy", 1973
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An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he
neither hot nor timid.
-- Chesterfield
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An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it
what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.
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An "acceptable level of unemployment" simply means that the government
economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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An accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the
money you did.
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An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow.
-- Lawrence Barrett
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An adult is a deteriorated child.
Anon.
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An air traffic robot named Speigal
Brought down an American eagle,
A perfectly darling
Little brown starling,
And Jonathon Livingston Seagul.
-- G. A. Mason
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An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
-- M. M. Johnston
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you
do.
-- Dylan Thomas
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An American Fascist seeking power would not proclaim that he is a fascist.
Fascism always camoulfages its plans and purposes. ... Any fascist attempt
made to gain power in America would not use the exact Hitler pattern. It
would work under the guise of "super-patriotism" and "super-Americanism".
Fascist leaders are neither stupid nor naive. They know that they must hand
out a line that "sells". Huey Long is said to have remarked that if Fascism
came to America it would be on a program of "Americanism".
-- U. S. Army (1945)
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An American is a person who demonstrates against a new power plant, then
goes home and flips on all the lights, turns up the air conditioner,
puts a tape in the stereo, opens the refrigerator door, plugs in the
coffee maker and sits down to see if the television cameras caught him
protesting.
-- Wendell Trogdon
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An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but
is always polite to traffic cops.
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An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
-- Publius Syrus
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An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.
-- Cato
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only
one side of the case. God has written all the books.
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him
last.
-- Winston Churchill
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone
away.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older
she gets, the more interest he takes in her.
-- Agatha Christie
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Anarchists unite!
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An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
Display for selection
Three kinds of erection --
Corinthian, ionic, and doric.
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Anarchy is better that no government at all.
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Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better
than no government at all.
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A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal
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An argument is where two people are trying to get the LAST word in
FIRST!
-- On notice-board of a college debating hall
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An Army travels on her stomach.
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A narrow mind begets obstinacy, and we do not easily believe what we
cannot see.
-- Dryden
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An artist cannot speak about his art any more than a plane can discuss
horticulture.
-- Jean Cocteau
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An artist should be fit for the best society and kept out of it.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
-- John Buchan
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An atheist is a
man with no invisible means of support.
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An atheist is but a mad, ridiculous derider of piety, but a hypocrite
makes a sober jest of God and religion; he finds it easier to be upon
his knees than to rise to a good action.
-- Alexander Pope
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An athiest is a man who has no invisible means of support.
-- Fulton J Sheen
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An athiest is one hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his
disbelief.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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A nation may lose its liberties in a day and not miss them in a century.
-- Baron de Montesquieu
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An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
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Anatomy section closed due to strike. Skeleton service available.
-- On a medical college notice-board at Edinburgh
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An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree
murder. "Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's
mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border.
Just north of Tijuana a cop spotted her hand sticking out of the
suitcase. Now, I would like to stress that my client is *___not* a
murderer. A sloppy packer, maybe..."
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An author ought to write for the youth of his own
generation, the critics of the next, and the schoolmaster of
ever afterwards.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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An author owned an asterisk
And kept it in his den
Where he wrote tales which had large sales
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