testfort.txt

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than he can chew.
                                -- Herb Caen
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
-- Oscar Wilde
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A man can have two, maybe three, love affairs while he's married.
But three is the absolute maximum.  After that you're cheating.
-- Yves Montand
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A man can never quite understand a boy, even when he has been a boy.
                                -- Gilbert K. Chesterson
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A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. -- Oscar Wilde
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A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.
                                -- Butler
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A man devoid of religion, is like a horse without a bridle.
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A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on
and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
    -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.
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A man feared that he might find an assassin;
Another that he might find a victim.
One was more wise than the other.
 - Stephan Crane, "The Black Riders and Other Lines",
 1895
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A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.
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	A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.  The
first thing he notices is that the arms are too long.
	"No problem," says the tailor.  "Just bend them at the elbow
and hold them out in front of you.  See, now it's fine."
	"But the collar is up around my ears!"
	"It's nothing.  Just hunch your back up a little ... no, a
little more ... that's it."
	"But I'm stepping on my cuffs!" the man cries in desperation.
	"Nu, bend you knees a little to take up the slack.  There you
go.  Look in the mirror -- the suit fits perfectly."
	So, twisted like a pretzel, the man lurches out onto the
street.  Reba and Florence see him go by.
	"Oh, look," says Reba, "that poor man!"
	"Yes," says Florence, "but what a beautiful suit."
		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
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A man has no more right to say an uncivil thing, than to act one; no
more right to say a rude thing to another, than to knock him down.
                                -- Johnson
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A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrows.
                                -- Wordsworth
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married - then he's
finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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10.  A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Murphy's Law on Sex
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A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she
dares.
Elbert Hubbard
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A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he
is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he
does.
                                -- Haliburton
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A man is never drunk if he can lay his hands on the floor without
holding on.
-- Joe E Lewis
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A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding
on.
-- Joe E.  Lewis
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A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
                                -- Jean Rostand
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51.  A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
-- Murphy's Law on Sex
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A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have
everything.  A choice is all that is left to him.
                                -- H. Matthews
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his
cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
                                -- Israel Zangwill
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to
be bothered with sexm and all that sort of thing.
-- W.  Somerset Maugham
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A man may be completely truthful about the number of times he has
had sex, but never about his endurance.
				-- John Francis Putnam (1964)
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A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no
virtue or truth but on his own side.
                                -- Joseph Addison
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A man must first govern himself ere he be fit to govern a family, and
his family ere he be fit to bear the government in the commonwealth.
                                -- Sir Walter Raliegh
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A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
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A man needs a wife because, sooner or later, something is bound to
happen that he can't blame on the Government.
-- Notice in a marraige-guidance bureau
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A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes
another's.
                                -- Jean Paul Richter
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A man of action, forced into a state of thought, is unhappy until he can
get out of it.
                                -- Galsworthy
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A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
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A man's action is only a picture book of his creed.
                                -- Emerson
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A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist."  "However," replied the
universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
                                -- Stephen Crane
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A man's delight in looking forward to and hoping for some particular
satisfaction is a part of the pleasure flowing out of it, enjoyed in
advance. But that is afterward decided, for the more we look forward to
anything the less we enjoy it when it comes.
                                -- Arthur Schopenhauer
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A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
                                -- Thomas Mann
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A man's errors are what makes him amiable.
                                -- Goethe
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A man's feet should be planted in his country,
but his eyes should survey the world.
 - George Santayana
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A man's friends like him but leave him as he is: his wife loves
him and is always trying to turn him into somebody else.
-- G K Chesterton
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A man's good breeding is the best security against another's bad
manners.
                                -- Chesterfield
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A man's got to know his limitations.
 - Clint Eastwood in "Magnum Force", 1973
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A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own
disadvantage; people may be amused, and laugh at the time, but they will
be remembered, and brought up against him upon some subsequent occasion.
                                -- Johnson
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A man should be greater than some of his parts.
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A man should choose a woman and an ox from his own country.
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A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is
but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was
yesterday.
                                -- Pope
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A man should not allow himself to hate even his enemies, because if you
indulge this passion on some occasions, it will rise of itself in
others; if you hate your enemies, you will contract such a vicious habit
of mind, as by degrees will break out upon those who are your friends,
or those who are indifferent to you.
                                -- Plutarch
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A man's
house is his hassle.
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A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground.
                                -- Abraham Lincoln
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
-- Groucho Marx
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A man's reputation is the opinion people have of him; his character is
what he really is.
                                -- Jack Miner
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Amans tam erat lie sing hero ad digito ut mando.
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A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination.  He must
see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing.
                                -- Charles M. Schwab
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A manuscript for a market in which no textbooks currently exist will be
followed two weeks after contracting by an announcement of an identical
book by your closest competitor.
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A man who can't mind his own business is not to be trusted with the
king's.
                                -- Saville
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A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same
man who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped
spaces.
                                -- Erma Bombeck
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A man who cries is capable of any evil.
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A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in
Etruscan bonds.
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A man who is always forgetting his best intentions may be said to be a
thoroughfare of good resolutions.
                                -- Mrs. Jameson
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A man who is always ready to believe what is told him will never do well.
 - Gaius Petronius, "Satyricon"
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A man who is always satisfied with himself is seldom satisfied with
others.
                                -- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he
does know, but of many things that he does not know; and will gain more
credit by his adroit mode of hiding his ignorance than the pendant by
his awkward attempt to exhibit his erudition.
                                -- Colton
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A man who moralises is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who
moralizes is invariably plain.
-- Oscar Wilde
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A man who studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green.
                                -- Francis Bacon
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A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
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A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
 - Napoleon, "Maxims" 1804-1815
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A man with an erection is in no need of advice.
-- Italian Proverb
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A man with 3 buttocks.
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A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is
never sure.
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A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
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A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
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A married man sho wants to conceal his drunken infidelities can easily
wake up in the morning wondering who he's lying next to.
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  A Master of Art
  Is not worth a fart.
				-- Andrew Boorde (1490?-1549)
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A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
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A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
 - Paul Erd攕
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A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
	And the cube of its weight
	Times his pecker's, plus eight
Is his phone number -- give him a call..
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  A mathematician named Klein
  Thought the Mobius band was divine.
     Said he, "If you glue
     The edges of two,
  You'll get a weird bottle like mine!
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AMAZING BUT TRUE...  If all the salmon caught in Canada in one
year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell
would be absolutely awful.
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 AMAZING BUT TRUE...  There is so much sand in Northern Africa
that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara
Desert.
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Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or
a left.
-- Foolish Dictionary
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Ambidextrous, adj.:
	Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Ambidextrous instructors will erase with one hand while writing with the
other.
                                -- M. M. Johnston
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Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretch her fingers to
touch the heavens.
                                -- William Lilly
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Ambition, idly vain; revenge and malice swell her train.
                                -- Penrose
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Ambition is a lust that is never quenched, but grows more inflamed and
madder by enjoyment.
                                -- Thomas Otway
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Ambition is a lust that's never quenched, grows more inflamed, and
madder by enjoyment.
                                -- Otway
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  Ambition is an idol, on whose wings
  Great minds are carried only to extreme;
  To be sublimely great or to be nothing.
                                -- Southey
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
-- Charlie McCarthy
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Ambition is like love, impatient both of delays and rivals.
                                -- Denham
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Ambition is not a vice of little people.
                                -- Michel de Montaigne
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Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high
we reach we are never satisfied.
                                -- Niccolo Machiavelli
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Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds.
                                -- Thomas Dunn English
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Ambition is the last refuge of failure.
                                -- Oscar Wilde
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Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Ambition, n. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while
living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
                                -- Ambrose Bierce
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Ambition often puts men upon doing the mesaest offices:  so climbing is
performed in the same posture with creeping.
                                -- Jonathan Swift
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Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
                                -- William Shakespeare
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Ambition's like a circle on the water, which never ceases to enlarge
itself, 'till by broad spreading it disperse to nought.
                                -- Shakespeare
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Ambition:  The dropsy'd thirst of empire, wealth or fame.
                                -- Nugent
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Ambition:  The glorious frailty of the noble mind.
                                -- Hoole
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Ambition usually progresses through the following stages:  to be like
Dad ... to be a millionaire ... to make enough to pay the bills ... to
hang on long enough to draw a pension.
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"AMDAC?" asked the disgruntled FE.
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A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always