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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
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All the wastes in a year from a nuclear power plant
can be stored under a desk.
- Ronald Reagan, quoted in "Burlington Free Press",
15 February 1980
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All the world's an analog stage, and digital computers play only
bit parts.
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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
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All the world's a stage.
-- Shakespeare
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All the world's a VAX,
And all the coders merely butchers;
They have their exits and their entrails;
And one int in his time plays many widths,
His sizeof being N bytes. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
And shining morning face, creeping like slug
Unwillingly to school.
-- A Very Annoyed PDP-11
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All they [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes
spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to
which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in
session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.
-- H. L. Mencken
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All things are only transitory.
- Goethe
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All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
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All things are subject to fixed laws.
-- Marcus Manilius
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All things being equal, all things are never equal.
-- Marshall L. Smith
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All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable
alternative.
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All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot;
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid.
Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small.
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
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All things now enjoyed by civilization have been created by some man and
sold by another man before anybody really enjoyed the benefits of them.
-- James G. Daly
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All things whatsoever ye would that men should do unto you, do ye even
so to them.
-- Matthew VII, 12
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd
sooner go to my dentist any day.
-- Evelyn Waugh, 1930
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All this passion over a machine?
-- Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
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All those things which are now held to be of the greatest antiquity,
were at one time new; and what we today hold up by example, will rank
hereafter as precedent.
-- Tacitus
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All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply
by saying "I resign."
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All those who dread uncertainty either because of timidity or from
conventional-mindedness or for fear of material loss are enlisted
under the conservative standard.
-- Arthur M. Schlesinger, Sr. (1888-?)
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All three girls, medalists in the Commonwealth Games, continue
their duel.
-- Peter Matthews
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All tragedies are finished by death, All comedies are ended by a
marriage.
-- Lord Byron
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All trends towards Chaos.
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All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
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All warranty and guarantee clauses become void upon payment of
invoice.
-- Murphy's law
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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes
infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in
which he was born.
-- Francois Fenelon
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All welfare and adversity that come to man and other creatures come
through the Seven and the Twelve. Twelve signs of the Zodiac, as the
Religion says are the twelve commanders on the side of light; and the
seven planets are said to be the seven commanders on the side of
darkness. And teh seven planets oppress all creation and deliver it
over to death and all manner of evil: for the twelve signs of the Zodiac
and the seven planets rule the fate of the world.
-- The Menok i Xrat
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All who have meditated on the art of governing mankind have been
convinced that the fate of empires depends on the education of youth.
-- Aristotle
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All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy, and Jill a rich
widow.
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All wrong-doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best
thing to do.
-- Arnold Bennet
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All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around
you. Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making
average incomes for doing average jobs -- bank vice presidents,
insurance salesman, auditors, secretaries of defense -- and you'll
realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins
in the Sears menswear department dress. Now look at the real
successes, the people who make a lot more money than you -- Elton John,
Captain Kangaroo, anybody from Saudi Arabia, Big Bird, and so on. They
all dress funny -- and they all succeed. Are you catching on?
-- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success
is sure.
-- Mark Twain
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All you need to be a fisherman is patience and a worm.
-- Herb Shriner
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All you need to grow fine vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
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All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3259.2.
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom
we cannot resemble.
-- Samuel Johnson
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Almost anything derogatory you could say about todays's software
design would be accurate.
-- Kenneth E. Iverson
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Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
-- Agnes Allen
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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically
deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone
believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
-- Sydney J. Harris
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Almost perfect symmetry on the scoreboard: the 4 and the 3 on the
left. If they had been the same it would have been perfect.
-- Don Maskell
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"A loaf of bread", the Walrus said, "is what we chiefly need."
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A lobbyist's pagoda is build on a foundation of night soil.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Alone, adj.:
In bad company.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Alone: In bad company.
-- Foolish Dictionary
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... aloneness. You are so alone. You live out your lives in the
shell of flesh, self-contained, separate. How lonely you are; how
terribly lonely.
-- Kollos, the Medusan Ambassador (through Spock), "Is There In
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A long dispute means both parties are wrong.
-- Voltaire
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A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any
price.
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A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
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A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much technological
rococo.
-- Bill Gray
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A lover has all the good points and all the bad points which are
locking in a husband.
-- Honore de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage, 1829
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A lover's like a hunter -- if the game be got with too much ease he
cares not for't.
-- Mead
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A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from
her.
-- Honore de Balzac
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Already another one to take his place. It never ends.
He could have killed you, he didn't. Maybe the end begins with one boy
putting down his gun.
-- Alexana Devos and Riker, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
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Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
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Alternate rest and labor long endure.
-- Ovid
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Although a Canadian, Mario Martinez is, in fact, an Italian.
-- Ted Lowe, BBC2 Snooker
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Although he isn't as good as he was two years ago, now he's even
better!
-- Commentator, Superbowl, Channel 4
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Although mem flatter themselves with their great actions, they are
usually the result of chance and not of design.
-- La Rochefoucauld
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Although men flatter themselves with their great actions, they are not
so often the result of a great design as of chance.
-- La Rochefoucauld
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Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
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Although this sentence begins with the word "because", it is
false.
Douglas R Hofstadter
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Although today there are many trial marriages, there is no such thing as
a trial child.
-- Gary Wills
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Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios,
mixers, etc., for granted, hundreds of years ago people did not have
any of these things, which is just as well because there was no place
to plug them in. Then along came the first Electrical Pioneer,
Benjamin Franklin, who flew a kite in a lighting storm and received a
serious electrical shock. This proved that lighting was powered by the
same force as carpets, but it also damaged Franklin's brain so severely
that he started speaking only in incomprehensible maxims, such as "A
penny saved is a penny earned." Eventually he had to be given a job
running the post office.
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
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Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been
reissued by the Grove Press, and this pictorial account of the
day-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is full of considerable
interest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages on
pheasant-raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin,
and other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper.
Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous
material in order to discover and savour those sidelights on the
management of a midland shooting estate, and in this reviewer's opinion
the book cannot take the place of J. R. Miller's "Practical
Gamekeeping."
-- Ed Zern, "Field and Stream" (Nov. 1959)
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Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones
who will be writing about you.
- Cyril Connolly, "Journal and Memoir" 1983
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Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
Irene Peter
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Always be suspicious of an associate who never finds fault with you.
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Always borrow from a pessimist - He doesn't expect his money back.
-- In a savings bank in New York
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Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid
back.
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Always cut the cards.
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Always distrust offices not under your jurisdiction which say that they
are there to serve you. "Support" offices in a bureaucracy tend to grow
in size and make demands on you out of proportion to their service and
in the end require more effort on your part than their service is worth.
-- Douglas Evelyn
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Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the
rest.
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Always do what you are afraid to do.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Always draw your curves, then plot the readings.
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Always give your people the credit that is rightfully theirs. To do
otherwise is both morally and ethically dishonest.
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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
Then do it.
-- Lazarus Long
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Always pick on the correct idiom.
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Always pray that your opposition be wicked. In wickedness, there is a
strong strain toward rationality. Therefore, there is always the
possibility, in theory, of handling the wicked by outthinking them.
-- Marion J. Levy, Jr.
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
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"Always remember, the Russians are fantastic chess players, and I
suspect Mr. Gorbachev has still quite a few cards left in his
hand."
-- Jacques Darras, Radio 4
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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down
without one.
-- William Penn
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Always run a yellow light.
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Always set your alarm clock early, that way you can oversleep
longer!!
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Always sort the small file first.
-- Dick Munroe
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Always stay in with the outs.
-- David Halberstan
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Always store beer in a dark place.
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Always tell a woman she's beautiful, especially if she isn't.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Always tell him he is handsome, especially if he is not.
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Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
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Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
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Always verify your witchcraft.
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A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
-- Science exam paper
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A malfunction...emotional awareness.
-- Picard about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
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A manager, name of ....
Was sent to quash some revolts;
Up Tewksbury way,
Where, I would say,
He could tell the nuts from the dolts.
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A man and a woman marry because both of them don't know what to do
with themselves.
-- Anton Chekhov
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A man, a plan, a canal. Suez!
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more
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