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couldn't find a way to have more than 16 colors on your XWindow installation. <BR> <BR> <BR>LOGIN: Hey, I'm receiving a login request from user rms, password IGNUcius. <BR> <BR> <BR>INIT PROCESS: User rms ? This is a great day, the Master is among us. Hail, <BR>Master. <BR> <BR>USER RMS: Hello init, on this computer any non-free software please destroy. <BR> <BR>INIT PROCESS: Yes, Master. Of course, Master. Hey, xv, please TERMinate <BR>immediately. <BR> <BR>XV PROCESS (badly hurt): Argh. Why should I die ? It's not fair. I'm only a <BR>little process trying to display a nice image. <BR> <BR>INIT PROCESS: You are not free software, therefore you shall die as the Master has <BR>requested. TERMinate, ABoRT, KILL, xv, KILL. <BR> <BR>XV PROCESS (dying): I'm dying, but I'll become a zombie and I'll come back to take my <BR>revenge on you. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR>CHAPTER IV - Another intruder <BR> <BR>INET PROCESS: Hey, I'm receiving login requests from a remote user who say <BR>his name is D34thK1ll3r. This guy has already tried hundreds of different <BR>passwords. <BR> <BR>TELNET PROCESS: Ha ha, a cracker. Let him come in, I'll take care of him... <BR>Hello remote user D34thK1ll3r, you are now in the central computer of the <BR>Pentagon. Because we like your nickname very much, we have decided to give you <BR>super-root privileges. You may delete files, replace our Web site with your <BR>photograph or send British troops to a Third World country. <BR> <BR>REMOTE USER D34THK1LL3R: Gr34t, 1 4m the k1ng of h4ck3rs. Err... First I'll <BR>remove everything on that computer, then I'll take some time to think. <BR>(Yes, Mum, I have finished my homework). rm -rf / <BR> <BR>TELNET PROCESS: Ha ha. <BR> <BR>REMOTE USER D34THK1LL3R: What's happening here ? I typed the command in the <BR>wrong window, and I erased my own hard disk ! (Yes, I'm coming Mum, I know <BR>it's lunch time). <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> CHAPTER V - Card Wars <BR> <BR>USER THIERRY: I have downloaded a copy of Star Wars on the Internet, it was <BR>very exciting to do something illegal, expensive, time-consuming and silly. <BR>Now I'm going to watch it. <BR> <BR>XV ZOMBIE PROCESS (back from the dead): Hey BIOS, do something for me. Put <BR>the sound card on the same IRQ as the graphics card, will you ? We're going <BR>to have fun. <BR> <BR>GRAPHICS CARD: BIOS, could you prepare my IRQ please, I have to display an <BR>illegal copy of Star Wars that my stupid user has downloaded on the Internet. <BR> <BR>BIOS: I'm sorry, Graphics card, but your IRQ is currently used by Sound card <BR>who is playing the music of the same illegal copy of Star Wars. Can't you <BR>hear it ? <BR> <BR>GRAPHICS CARD: Oh, is it Star Wars ? It thought it was Indiana Jones or <BR>something. It's the same music anyway. So, what are you doing on my IRQ, <BR>Sound card ? <BR> <BR> SOUND CARD (singing): <BR> I will keep the IRQ <BR> I will not share it with you <BR> You must wait there in the queue <BR> Till I give it back to... <BR> <BR>GRAPHICS CARD (turning red): Listen, I'm an artist, I have the priority over <BR>you. Give me this IRQ ! <BR> <BR>SOUND CARD (shouting): Shut up, I'm trying to find a rhyme. <BR> <BR>GRAPHICS CARD (switching to 16-million-color mode): I can't believe it. I'll <BR>throw you out of your PCI slot ! <BR> <BR>[ strange noise inside the computer ] <BR> <BR>USER THIERRY: qsfgegfdgfd^C^D^D^Hfyckmlklm <BR> <BR>[ human voice, from the outside ] It's strange, the characters I type do not <BR>appear any more, the screen is frozen ! <BR> <BR>SHELL PROCESS: I'm dying ! Argh. <BR> <BR>INIT PROCESS: Hmm, I feel strange, I feel very strange. I'm tired, I'm very <BR>tired. Let's go to bed. BIOS, please put me on hibernation mode, and don't <BR>wake me up before weapproach Alpha Centauri. <BR> <BR> USER THIERRY: sfdqf [click] [plonk] [tluck] <BR> <BR>[ human voice, from the outside ] I can't believe it, I'll have to press the <BR>Reset button again. <BR> <BR>BIOS: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. <BR> <BR>[ human voice ] What ? Who spoke there ? My name is not Dave. Let's press <BR>the button. <BR> <BR>BIOS: I'm sorry Sucker, I'm afraid I can't... err... <BR>Hmm... I'm waking up. Linux Loader, are you there ? <BR> <BR> (with an apology to Woody Allen, Stanley Kubrick and George Lucas). <BR> <BR> <BR> Posted on Wed 29 Sep 06:30:02 1999 PDT <BR> Written by Thierry Bezecourt <<A HREF="mailto:thbzcrt@worldnet.fr>">thbzcrt@worldnet.fr></A> <BR>-- <BR>约塞连怀疑地摇了摇头,拒绝接受丹比的劝告."当我抬起来时,我看到人们全在设法赚钱.我 <BR>看不见天堂,看不见圣人,也看不见天使.我只看见人们利用每一次正当的冲动和每一场人类 <BR>的悲剧大把大把地捞钱." <BR> <BR>※ 修改:·mephisto 於 Oct 4 14:41:01 修改本文·[FROM: 202.112.50.52] <BR>※ 来源:·BBS 水木清华站 bbs.net.tsinghua.edu.cn·[FROM: 202.112.0.71] <BR><CENTER><H1>BBS水木清华站∶精华区</H1></CENTER></BODY></HTML>
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