interp.c

MUD服务器程序

	"grin",
	"You grin evilly.",
	"$n grins evilly.",
	"You grin evilly at $M.",
	"$n grins evilly at $N.",
	"$n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.",
	"You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.",
	"$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind."
    },

    {
	"groan",
	"You groan loudly.",
	"$n groans loudly.",
	"You groan at the sight of $M.",
	"$n groans at the sight of $N.",
	"$n groans at the sight of you.",
	"You groan as you realize what you have done.",
	"$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done."
    },

    {
	"grovel",
	"You grovel in the dirt.",
	"$n grovels in the dirt.",
	"You grovel before $M.",
	"$n grovels in the dirt before $N.",
	"$n grovels in the dirt before you.",
	"That seems a little silly to me.",
	NULL
    },

    {
	"growl",
	"Grrrrrrrrrr ...",
	"$n growls.",
	"Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!",
	"$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.",
	"$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!",
	"You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!",
	"$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting..."
    },

    {
	"grumble",
	"You grumble.",
	"$n grumbles.",
	"You grumble to $M.",
	"$n grumbles to $N.",
	"$n grumbles to you.",
	"You grumble under your breath.",
	"$n grumbles under $s breath."
    },

//    {
//	"grunt",
//	"GRNNNHTTTT.",
//	"$n grunts like a pig.",
//	"GRNNNHTTTT.",
//	"$n grunts to $N.  What a pig!",
//	"$n grunts to you.  What a pig!",
//	"GRNNNHTTTT.",
//	"$n grunts to $mself.  What a pig!"
//    },

    {
	"hand",
	"Kiss whose hand?",
	NULL,
	"You kiss $S hand.",
	"$n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!",
	"$n kisses your hand.  How continental!",
	"You kiss your own hand.",
	"$n kisses $s own hand."
    },

    {
	"hangover",
	"You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses.  Ow, your head hurts!",
	"$n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'",
	"Won't $N be quiet?  Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!",
	"$n complains to $N 'Be quiet!  I have a hangover!",
	"$n complains to you 'Be quiet!  I have a hangover!",
	"You shoosh yourself.  Be quiet!  You have a hangover!",
	"$n shooshes $mself.  Wow, what a hangover that must be!"
    },

    {
	"happy",
	"You smile wide like Cindy Brady.",
	"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.",
	"You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady.",
	"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.",
	"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.",
	"You smile wide like Cindy Brady.",
	"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat."
    },

    {
	"hello",
	"You say hello to everyone in the room.",
	"$n says hello to everyone in the room.",
	"You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.",
	"$n tells $N 'Hi!'",
	"$n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.",
	"You greet yourself enthusiastically.",
	"$n greets $mself enthusiastically.  How odd."
    },

    {
	"highfive",
	"You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.",
	"$n jumps in the air by $mself.  Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?",
	"You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!",
	"$n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!",
	"$n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!",
	"You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!",
	"$n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive!  Wonder what $e did?"
    },

//    {
//	"hop",
//	"You hop around like a little kid.",
//	NULL,
//	NULL,
//	NULL,
//	NULL,
//	NULL,
//	NULL
//    },

    {
        "hologram",
        "You snap your fingers and create an illusion.",
        "$n leaves south.",
        "You snap your fingers and create an illusion.",
        "$n leaves south.",
        "$n waves at you and leaves south.",
        "You snap your fingers and create an illusion of yourself.",
        "Suddenly, there are 2 $n's standing here!"
    },

    {
	"howl",
	"AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.",
	"$n howls over the smoking corpse.",
	"You howl at $M.",
	"$n howls at $N.  Someone's gonna die!",
	"$n howls at you.  You must be good looking.",
	"You howl at yourself.",
	"$n howls at $mself."
    },

    {
	"hmm",
	"You Hmmmm out loud.",
	"$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'",
	"You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'",
	"$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'",
	"$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'",
	"You Hmmmm out loud.",
	"$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'"
    },

    {
	"hug",
	"Hug whom?",
	NULL,
	"You hug $M.",
	"$n hugs $N.",
	"$n hugs you.",
	"You hug yourself.",
	"$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship."
    },

//    {
//	"hum",
//	"Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.",
//	"$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.",
//	"You hum a little ditty for $M.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.",
//	"$n hums a little ditty for $N.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.",
//	"$n hums a little ditty for you.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.",
//	"Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.",
//	"$n hums like a bee with a chest cold."
//    },

    {
	"invite",
	"You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.",
	"$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'",
	"You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.",
	"$n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'",
	"$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'",
	"You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???",
	"$n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'"
    },

    {
        "jsave",
        "You profess 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
        "$n announces 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
        "You profess 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
        "$n announces 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
        "$n announces to you 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
        "You profess 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
        "$n announces 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"
    },

    {
	"kiss",
	"Isn't there someone you want to kiss?",
	NULL,
	"You kiss $M.",
	"$n kisses $N.",
	"$n kisses you.",
	"All the lonely people :(",
	NULL
    },

    {
        "lag",
        "You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...",
        "$n has lost $s link because of the lag.",
        "You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...",
        "$n has lost $s link because of the lag.",
        "$n has lost $s link because of the lag.",
        "You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...",
        "$n has lost $s link because of the lag."
    },

    {
	"laugh",
	"You laugh.",
	"$n laughs.",
	"You laugh at $N mercilessly.",
	"$n laughs at $N mercilessly.",
	"$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.",
	"You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.",
	"$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!"
    },

    {
	"lick",
	"You lick your lips and smile.",
	"$n licks $s lips and smiles.",
	"You lick $M.",
	"$n licks $N.",
	"$n licks you.",
	"You lick yourself.",
	"$n licks $mself - YUCK."
    },

    {
	"love",
	"You love the whole world.",
	"$n loves everybody in the world.",
	"You tell your true feelings to $N.",
	"$n whispers softly to $N.",
	"$n whispers to you sweet words of love.",
	"Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)",
	"$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?"
    },

    {
	"maim",
	"Who do you want to maim?",
	"$n is looking for someone to maim.",
	"You maim $M with your dull fingernails.",
	"$n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.",
	"$n raises $s hand and paws at you.  You've been maimed!",
	"You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.",
	"$n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces."
    },

    {
	"marvelous",
	"You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
	"$n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
	"You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
	"$n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
	"$n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
	"You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'",
	"$n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'"
    },

    {
	"massage",
	"Massage what?  Thin air?",
	NULL,
	"You gently massage $N's shoulders.",
	"$n massages $N's shoulders.",
	"$n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh ...",
	"You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.",
	"$n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself."
    },

//    {
//	"meow",
//	"MEOW.",
//	"$n meows.  What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?",
//	"You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.",
//	"$n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ",
//	"$n meows at you.  Maybe $e wants some milk.",
//	"You meow like a kitty cat.",
//	"$n meows like a kitty cat."
//    },

//    {
//	"mmm",
//	"You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.",
//	"$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'",
//	"You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.",
//	"$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'",
//	"$n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'",
//	"You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.",
//	"$n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'"
//    },

    {
	"moan",
	"You start to moan.",
	"$n starts moaning.",
	"You moan for the loss of $M.",
	"$n moans for the loss of $N.",
	"$n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.",
	"You moan at yourself.",
	"$n makes $mself moan."
    },

    {
        "mooch",
        "You beg for money, weapons, coins.",
        "$n says 'Spare change?'",
        "You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.",
        "$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...",
        "$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...",
        "You beg for money, weapons, coins.",
        "$n says 'Spare change?'"
    },
    
    {
	"moocow",
	"You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!",
	"$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.",
	"You make cow noises at $M.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!",
	"$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.",
	"$n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.",
	"You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!",
	"$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow."
    },
    
    {
	"moon",
	"Gee your butt is big.",
	"$n moons the entire room.",
	"You show your big butt to $M.",
	"$n shows $s big butt to $N.  Find a paddle, quick!",
	"$n shows $s big ugly butt to you.  How do you like it?",
	"You moon yourself.",
	"$n moons $mself.  Ugliest butt you ever saw."
    },
    
    {
	"mosh",
	"You MOSH insanely about the room.",
	"$n MOSHES insanely about the room.",
	"You MOSH $M into a pile of Jello pudding.  Ewww!",
	"$n MOSHES $N into Jello pudding.  Ah, the blood!",
	"$n MOSHES you into the ground.",
	"You MOSH yourself.  Ah the blood!",
	"$n MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES..."
    },
    
    {
	"muhaha",
	"You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
	"$n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
	"You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
	"$n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
	"$n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
	"Muhaha at yourself??  Wierd.",
	NULL
    },

//    {
//	"mwalk",
//	"You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.",
//	"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.",
//	"You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.",
//	"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.",
//	"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.",
//	"You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.",
//	"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room."
//    },

    {
        "nail",
        "You nibble nervously on your nails.",
        "$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.",
        "You nibble nervously on your nails.",
        "$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.",
        "$n nibbles nervously on your fingernails.  Yuck!",
        "You nibble nervously on your nails.",
        "$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails."