interp.c

MUD服务器程序

//    {
//	"applaud",
//	"Clap, clap, clap.",
//	"$n gives a round of applause.",
//	"You clap at $S actions.",
//	"$n claps at $N's actions.",
//	"$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!",
//	"You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!",
//	"$n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!"
//    },

    {
	"banzai",
	"You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your sword for battle.",
	"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray.",
	"You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you.",
	"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!",
	"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!, and drags you into the fray with $m!",
	"You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' at yourself, and brandish your weapon for battle.",
	"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' at $mself, and charges into the fray."
    },

    {
	"bark",
	"Woof!  Woof!",
	"$n barks like a dog.",
	"You bark at $M.",
	"$n barks at $N.",
	"$n barks at you.",
	"You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!",
	"$n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!"
    },

    {
	"bearhug",
	"You hug a grizzly bear.",
	"$n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.",
	"You bearhug $M.",
	"$n bearhugs $N.  Some ribs break.",
	"$n bearhugs you.  Wonder what's coming next?",
	"You bearhug yourself.",
	"$n bearhugs $mself."
    },

//    {
//        "beef",
//        "You loudly exclaim 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'",
//        "$n loudly exclaims 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'",
//        "You poke $N and exclaim, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?????'",
//        "$n pokes $N, and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'",
//        "$n pokes you and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'",
//        "You poke your fat rolls and exclaim, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'",
//        "$n pokes his fat rolls, and exclaims, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'"
//    },

    {
	"beer",
	"You down a cold, frosty beer.",
	"$n downs a cold, frosty beer.",
	"You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.",
	"$n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.",
	"$n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.",
	"You draw yourself a beer.",
	"$n draws $mself a beer."
    },

    {
	"beg",
	"You beg the gods for mercy.",
	"The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.",
	"You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.",
	"$n begs $N for a gold piece!",
	"$n begs you for money.",
	"Begging yourself for money doesn't help.",
	"$n begs $mself for money."
    },

    {
	"bkiss",
	"Blow a kiss to whom?",
	"$n blows at $s hand.",
	"You blow a kiss to $M.",
	"$n blows a kiss to $N.  Touching, ain't it?",
	"$n blows a kiss to you.  Not as good as a real one, huh?",
	"You blow a kiss to yourself.",
	"$n blows a kiss to $mself.  Wierd."
    },

    {
	"bleed",
	"You bleed all over the room!",
	"$n bleeds all over the room!  Get out of $s way!",
	"You bleed all over $M!",
	"$n bleeds all over $N.  Better leave, you may be next!",
	"$n bleeds all over you!  YUCK!",
	"You bleed all over yourself!",
	"$n bleeds all over $mself."
    },

//    {
//	"blink",
//	"You blink in utter disbelief.",
//	"$n blinks in utter disbelief.",
//	"You blink at $M in confusion.",
//	"$n blinks at $N in confusion.",
//	"$n blinks at you in confusion.",
//	"You are sooooooooooooo confused",
//	"$n blinks at $mself in complete confusion."
//    },

    {
	"blush",
	"Your cheeks are burning.",
	"$n blushes.",
	"You get all flustered up seeing $M.",
	"$n blushes as $e sees $N here.",
	"$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!",
	"You blush at your own folly.",
	"$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo."
    },

    {
	"boggle",
	"You boggle at all the loonies around you.",
	"$n boggles at all the loonies around $m.",
	"You boggle at $S ludicrous idea.",
	"$n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea.",
	"$n boggles at your ludicrous idea.",
	"BOGGLE.",
	"$n wonders what BOGGLE means."
    },

//    {
//	"bonk",
//	"BONK.",
//	"$n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.",
//	"You bonk $M for being a numbskull.",
//	"$n bonks $N.  What a numbskull.",
//	"$n bonks you.  BONK BONK BONK!",
//	"You bonk yourself.",
//	"$n bonks $mself."
//    },

//    {
//	"boogie",
//	"You boogie down!",
//	"$n gets down and boogies!!",
//	"You grab $M and boogie down!",
//	"$n grabs $N and they boogie down!",
//	"$n grabs you and boogies with you!",
//	"You boogie with yourself.  What a great dancer you are!",
//	"$n boogies with $mself.  Guess no one will dance with $m."
//    },

    {
	"bottle",
	"You open up a cold bottle of brew.",
	"$n opens a cold bottle of brew.",
	"You open up a cold bottle of brew for $M.",
	"$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $N.",
	"$n opens a cold bottle of brew for you.",
	"You open a cold bottle of brew for yourself.",
	"$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $mself."
    },

    {
	"bounce",
	"BOIINNNNNNGG!",
	"$n bounces around.",
	"You bounce onto $S lap.",
	"$n bounces onto $N's lap.",
	"$n bounces onto your lap.",
	"You bounce your head like a basketball.",
	"$n plays basketball with $s head."
    },

    {
	"bow",
	"You bow deeply.",
	"$n bows deeply.",
	"You bow before $M.",
	"$n bows before $N.",
	"$n bows before you.",
	"You kiss your toes.",
	"$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes."
    },

    {
	"brb",
	"You announce that you will be right back.",
	"$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'",
	"You announce to $M that you will be right back.",
	"$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'",
	"$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'",
	"You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'",
	"$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'"
    },

//    {
//	"brush",
//	"Brush what? Who? Where?",
//	NULL,
//	"You brush out $S hair for $M.  Very thoughtful.",
//	"$n brushes $N's hair for $M.  Looks better now.",
//	"$n brushes out your hair.  How nice of $m.",
//	"You brush out your hair.  There - much better.",
//	"$n brushes out $s hair.  Looks much better now."
//    },

//    {
//	"bully",
//	"You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!",
//	"$n growls and demands everyone's lunch money.",
//	"You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!",
//	"$n growls and demands $N's lunch money.",
//	"$n growls and demands your lunch money.",
//	"You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money.",
//	"$n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself???"
//    },

    {
	"bungy",
	"You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet.",
	"$n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet.",
	"You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud.",
	"$n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud.",
	"$n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud.",
	"You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud.",
	"$n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud."
    },

    {
	"burp",
	"You burp loudly.",
	"$n burps loudly.",
	"You burp loudly to $M in response.",
	"$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.",
	"$n burps loudly in response to your remark.",
	"You burp at yourself.",
	"$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight."
    },

    {
	"bye",
	"You say goodbye to all in the room.",
	"$n says goodbye to everyone in the room.",
	"You say goodbye to $N.",
	"$n says goodbye to $N.",
	"$n says goodbye to you.",
	"You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?",
	"$n says goodbye to $mself.  Is $e contemplating suicide?"
    },

    {
	"cackle",
	"You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!",
	"$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!",
	"You cackle gleefully at $N",
	"$n cackles gleefully at $N.",
	"$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.",
	"You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!",
	"$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself."
    },

    {
	"cannonball",
	"You cannonball into the pool.   *SPLOOSH*",
	"$n cannonballs into the pool.   *SPLOOSH*",
	"You cannonball into the pool and splash water over $N.",
	"$n cannonballs into the pool and splashes $N.",
	"$n cannonballs into the pool and sends water over you.  You are WET!",
	"You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength.",
	"$n bounces cannonballs off $s head.  Can you say 'nutcase'?"
    },

    {
	"catnap",
	"You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.",
	"$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.",
	"You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.",
	"$n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.",
	"$n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.",
	"You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.",
	"$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep."
    },

    {
	"cheer",
	"ZIS BOOM BAH!  BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!",
	"$n says 'BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!'",
	"You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'",
	"$n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'",
	"$n cheers you on!",
	"You cheer yourself up.",
	"$n cheers $mself on."
    },

    {
	"chekov",
	"You speak your best Russian in hopes of finding a nuclear wessel.",
	"$n asks sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
	"You ask $M about the nuclear wessels.",
	"$n asks $N sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
	"$n asks you sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
	"You look around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
	"$n looks around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'"
    },

    {
	"chuckle",
	"You chuckle politely.",
	"$n chuckles politely.",
	"You chuckle at $S joke.",
	"$n chuckles at $N's joke.",
	"$n chuckles at your joke.",
	"You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.",
	"$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would."
    },

    {
	"clap",
	"You clap your hands together.",
	"$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.",
	"You clap at $S performance.",
	"$n claps at $N's performance.",
	"$n claps at your performance.",
	"You clap at your own performance.",
	"$n claps at $s own performance."
    },

    { 
        "clue",
        "You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
        "$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
        "You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
        "$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
        "$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'",
        "You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
        "$n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"
    },
   
    {
	"clueless",
	"You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless.",
	"$n chastises everyone for being clueless.",
	"You chastise $M for being clueless.",
	"$n chastises $N for being clueless.",
	"$n chastises you for being clueless.",
	"You chastise yourself for being clueless.  What a dweeb you are!",
	"$n chastises $mself for being clueless.  What a dweeb!"
    },

    {
	"comb",
	"You comb your hair - perfect.",
	"$n combs $s hair, how dashing!",
	"You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess!",
	"$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.",
	"$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.",
	"You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.",
	"$n tries to comb $s tangled hair."
    },

    {
	"comfort",
	"Do you feel uncomfortable?",
	NULL,
	"You comfort $M.",
	"$n comforts $N.",
	"$n comforts you.",
	"You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.",
	"$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself."
    },

    {
	"cough",
	"You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....",
	"$n coughs loudly.",
	"You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.",
	"$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.",
	"$n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $M that cold?",
	"You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?",
	"$n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself."
    },

    {
	"cower",
	"What are you afraid of?",
	"$n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.",
	"You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.",
	"$n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.",
	"$n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.",
	"You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself.  You scaredy cat!",
	"$n cowers in the corner.  What is wrong with $m now?"
    },

    {
	"cringe",
	"You cringe in terror.",
	"$n cringes in terror!",
	"You cringe away from $M.",
	"$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.",
	"$n cringes away from you.",